Preparing for BEYONCEBOWL 2013! Thought I'd drop by to acknowledge my gay peasantry while I get my weave *tightly* secured by my handmaidens.
I know some of you hating bitches will be watching me in your caftans, holding a hot wing with your lips pursed, but you'll be watching nonetheless!
How yall doin?
Beyonce has about as much talent as Toyota Jackson, but she's prettier.
I hope Whitney's ghost fucks up the show tonight!
I love you
[quote]Who be takin care of that surrogate baby of yours while you be lip-synching?
My slightly overweight cousin and former assistant Angela is taking care of the baby. She also carried her for 9 months!
[quote]I hope Whitney's ghost fucks up the show tonight!
We have security looking out for MISS Dionne at all entrances, along with Juanita Bynum and her prayer warriors. Nippy wont be getting into the BEYONCEBOWL today bitch!
I can't handle anymore of this BeYAWNce overload in the media. It's getting ridiculous.
I will be in my neon orange and lime green caftan darling, lips pursed and tongue sharpened, ready to tear you apart. Then it's back to grunts and bulging muscles, the reason I watch.
Aretha's going to parachute down from a helicopter and land on Beyonce, crushing her and her backup singers (aka the other members of Destiny's Child). Ree Ree don't play!
[quote]I'll be changing the channel at halftime.
My halftime show will be broadcast on EVERY channel!
r17, like hell she will! As if a helicopter containing her big ass could even take flight in the first place.
She says every second will be live - even her back up music
Wow, she actually gave some airtime to her Destiny's Child girls.
GO THE FUCK AWAY ALREADY!
God how I loathe her.
I was doing some laundry. Did I miss anything?
Lip syncing again.
I really enjoyed the part when jay-z brought the baby on stage! Super cute.
I'm so glad that being a dumbshit whore with fake ass and tits is working out for you, Beyond-Say.
Too bad that when you're on stage your downstairs ladylips make more live noise rubbing against your tights than your "voice" does.
One good thing (or only thing) was all the musicians onstage were women. Did anyone get a lesbionic vibe when she danced with the guitar player?
Good evening peasants!
I told you bitches I was going to SHUT IT DOWN, and I meant it!
Now one of you fetch me glass so I can get my Hennessy on!