Beyonce here!

Preparing for BEYONCEBOWL 2013! Thought I'd drop by to acknowledge my gay peasantry while I get my weave *tightly* secured by my handmaidens. I know some of you hating bitches will be watching me in your caftans, holding a hot wing with your lips pursed, but you'll be watching nonetheless! How yall doin?

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• Are you going to lip sync "If I Were A Boy"?

• Bey, who wrote that post for you? We all know you're too fucking illiterate to string a sentence together. Jay-Z, is that YOU girl?!?

• r2, dont make me send you the same way as LeToya and that other girl whose name escapes me at the moment.

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• Who be takin care of that surrogate baby of yours while you be lip-synching?

• I be in the food court y'all! Eatin pork rinds! My butt itches. Where y'all? Okay.

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• Is your vocal track getting nervous?

• Wow! Beyonce, you look just like Kenya Moore!

  Porsha

• I'll show you how ya'll sing the national anthem,honey...

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• Beyonce has about as much talent as Toyota Jackson, but she's prettier.

• I hope Whitney's ghost fucks up the show tonight!

• LOL R10!

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• [quote]Who be takin care of that surrogate baby of yours while you be lip-synching? My slightly overweight cousin and former assistant Angela is taking care of the baby. She also carried her for 9 months! [quote]I hope Whitney's ghost fucks up the show tonight! We have security looking out for MISS Dionne at all entrances, along with Juanita Bynum and her prayer warriors. Nippy wont be getting into the BEYONCEBOWL today bitch!

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• Yes Gawd!

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• I'll be changing the channel at halftime.

• I can't handle anymore of this BeYAWNce overload in the media. It's getting ridiculous.

• I will be in my neon orange and lime green caftan darling, lips pursed and tongue sharpened, ready to tear you apart. Then it's back to grunts and bulging muscles, the reason I watch.

  Mildred

• Aretha's going to parachute down from a helicopter and land on Beyonce, crushing her and her backup singers (aka the other members of Destiny's Child). Ree Ree don't play!

• lmfao r17

• [quote]I'll be changing the channel at halftime. My halftime show will be broadcast on EVERY channel! r17, like hell she will! As if a helicopter containing her big ass could even take flight in the first place.

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• Doe a dear a female dear, i'll kick your fucking ass right now SONNNNNN. B a name that's for myself, farrrrrr a long long way i've comeeeeee.

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• Are you gays getting ready? Don't eat, don't talk, don't even breathe during my performance.

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• About time for the MAIN EVENT bitches! Please, no drooling during my performance.

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• She says every second will be live - even her back up music

• Wow, she actually gave some airtime to her Destiny's Child girls.

• GO THE FUCK AWAY ALREADY!

• God how I loathe her.

• I was doing some laundry. Did I miss anything?

• Lip syncing again.

• I really enjoyed the part when jay-z brought the baby on stage! Super cute.

• I'm so glad that being a dumbshit whore with fake ass and tits is working out for you, Beyond-Say. Too bad that when you're on stage your downstairs ladylips make more live noise rubbing against your tights than your "voice" does. Faux-nee.

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• One good thing (or only thing) was all the musicians onstage were women. Did anyone get a lesbionic vibe when she danced with the guitar player?

• Good evening peasants! I told you bitches I was going to SHUT IT DOWN, and I meant it! Now one of you fetch me glass so I can get my Hennessy on!

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• I liked the moves better when Tina Turner did them 40 years ago.

• Wow!! I've heard of performers who could just suck all of the energy out of the room, but this is epic.