Hi I am 82 years old.

All I want is for someone to suck my dick and maybe fuck me before I die. Please help me.

loney%20and%20old
• Cool

  anonymoua

• OMG, Ed Koch's last Datalounge post!

• if only..."with money and old"

• Hire a prostitute. I'm serious. Everyone does it even the young and beautiful. That's a good option.

• You're not 82 -- that generation knows how to spell.

  %22LONLY%3F%22

• loney? wasn't he a bookie?

• "Loney?" I would say LOONEY. If you have poor grammar and spelling skills, you will NOT get any sex from DLers.

• We were once propositioned by a 92 year old. Since she offered no money we expressed innocent confused, shock at her propositia.

  Mrs%20Patrick%20Campbell

• What a tragic story.

• Fucking an 82 y/o ass? Ewwwwwwwwwww!

• Can't you do it yourself?

• Help me please. I have many ailments and all I want is to feel a hard penis again. Make my wish come true, please....

  OP

• The answer to all your dreams is just a phone call away!

  http://www.rentboy.com/

• OP = William Shatner

• You've come to the right place. DataLounge is full of guys who would kill to fuck a younger man.

• Coach Carl: No.

• if you think about, that's probably the real last dying wish of alot of people. it would be mine.

• r7 OP simply wants sex, and DLers cannot simply have sex

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• OP, I'll help you out. (I could also use some help paying a few bills. *wink*)

• r8 props to you for turning down chicken. so virtuous!

• OP, make sure to loosen the Depends ahead of time for easier access.

• This thread is perfectly adequate without pictures.

• Hi, OP here, would you like me to post a picture of my ass and penis?

  OP

• I shall be right over, dear.

  Cheryl

• Cheryl is perfect for you. Most old people lose their sense of smell.

• OP you are a troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• OP = Ed Koch