I Don't Get the Super Bowl

My brother got the Sports Gene, I got the Entertainment Gene. I honestly don't get it. I don't understand the jumping off the couch and screaming and yelling. I don't understand the excitement at all and the face painting and the Jerseys. I don't jump up and down and fist pump the air when someone I enjoy wins a Tony. I don't dress up in costumes to celebrate films Oscar nominations. I have no idea who is playing and have ZERO interest and that includes the half time.

• See you at Ikea, OP.

• You're a good person, OP. No one will even remember the game of football a century from now.

• More annoying than those who are really into the Super Bowl are those who make a point of letting everyone know that they're not into it.