Have you ever told a straight guy you're curious about his anus?

I'm just wondering how that went.

• Not real good

  J%20Travolta

• Sounds like a surefire seduction technique to me, OP.

• I have, he was down for whatever I want. But then again, I'm a bi woman, men LOVE us.

• Curious on whether he ever washed it properly?

• I´ll do it the minute I buy my first pair of rocket propelled roller skates

• Only if "Yum" doesn't work.

• Better to send a card from the Hallmark "Curious about your anus" collection.

• No, but I told my hot straight bro that I think he has a nice butt. He laughed.

• Just do it, OP.

• I once asked a hot straight guy, "Could you tell me about your anus?" He told me it was 15,000 miles wide and had a burning hot center. I felt really bad for him until I found out he was an astronomer.

• You will get farther by suggesting you can do a prostate exam.

• So now, in addition to "bicurious", we have ANO-CURIOUS?

• I suggest the line, "My tongue, your anus!" It's sure to make him moist as a snackcake, straight or not.

• Sorry, brah - my asshole is exit only.

• just slip a little fist up there and they're all yours.

  talking%20from%20gaysperience

• I could look at anuses all day!

  Mrs. Helen Back

• Do straight guys think about their anus at all?

• They're obsessed with protecting its virtue, r17.

• I feel sorry for tight-assed straight guys, it's much easier to poop with a loosened up sphincter.

• When it comes to that neighbourhood, actions speak louder than words. Otherwise, the less said the better.

  Violet%2C%20Dowager%20Countess%20of%20Grantham

• No, penetration is so heteronormative.

• Penetration is what penises are designed for.

• I am currently having sex with a straight guy. Thus far it has been limited to this: He complains that his back hurts and ask for a back rub. My hands eventually gravitate towards his ass. After he is worked into a frenzy he rolls over and presents his penis which I blow . Then he freaks out and says he is uncomfortable with this and remains uncomfortable for at least 48 hours until he develops lumbar difficulties again. My goal is to keep playing with his butt enough to get a finger in there, then work my way up to fucking his straight ass raw

• R23. He is not straight.

• I was with a married guy once who loved to have me explore his anus

  Chris Columbus

• ww for r10!

• R10 is ok, but I strongly suspect it's a joke he'd heard before. Repeating someone else's joke isn't W&W worthy.

• Any other str8 bros here into fart play? It's heaven.

• what's heavenly about it?

• Str8 guys do not know how to properly care for their anus

• No. In fact I can honestly say i've never tried "I'm curious bout your anus" as a line. How does it work for you, OP? I would think it might only arguably score you points with an astronomer.

• Don't astronomers pronounce it Yur-Ah-nas, not Yur-AY-nus?

• I do it at work all the time, but maybe it´s because I´m a proctologist

  Dr.%20A.%20Hole

• That's what I told hizzoner but I still went down for unlawful confinement and buggery.

• Ya think, R27? That dumb joke is older than Methuselah.

• Hey I'm not the one who thought it should be w&w'd.

• Take him to a production of "Coriolanus" and work it into the conversation.

• It is a delicate subject to bring up at a sports bar...

• Yes, there was this adorable geek in my dorm. When I told him I was curious about his anus, he informed me it had a mass 14 times that of earth's. I dont know how the poor guy could walk.

• I have a couple straight guy friends that rock impressive bubble butts and I make complimentary jokes about their asses sometimes. They appreciate it, straight guys are rarely complimented about their appearance so they like it unless you are being creepy. Given how the OP framed the question, he is clearly socially awkward.

• R30 True. I was sitting in the break room at work a few weeks back and there were several fraus at the next table discussing their husbands and their lack of 'care' back there. They were joking about their men leaving skidmarks on their sheets, throwing soiled undies in the hamper, and having to scrub their men's underwear with a brush and stain remover to remove the streaks. Don't straight men learn how to clean their asses? I have been with over 20 gay men in my life, and not one left skidmarks on my sheets. I guess we gays have more pride in ourselves and care more about our hygiene.

• R41. Straight men are disgusting in many ways. Most are filthy. They give their ass a quick wipe and haul ass out of the bathroom without washing their hands. I see and hear it in public restrooms all the time.

• Doesn't one's ass get chapped and itchy if one doesn't wipe?

  Anomynous%20

• If straight guys want a 'mojob, they're going to have to get more aggressive about it. They want the gays to make the first move, so they will be blameless. I've had several instances over the past year where I was shaking a guy's hand, and he didn't let go promptly, and you meet eyes and he's giving you That Look. But gay guys are paranoid about harassment, violence, etc. If you want a bj- ask for it.

• No, however, straight guys seem to be obsessed with my anus and the magical powers it possesses.

• R43, One would think.

• I think straight guys live in constant fear of "falling into homosexuality". It would be so fearfully easy. To give their ass a long, soapy wash would be too stimulating back there, and might lead to other things. I think that's where the homophobia comes in. It's a constant slap in the face to straighten up.

• I wiped my ass once

  Ted Nugent

• Why would anyone ever ask a straight guy about his anus? How would you bring it up in conversation? A gay guy or bi guy, sure.