I think I am officially pathetic

I was in Whole Foods and this guy and his wife/girlfriend or something were next to me in the vegetable section. We were all probably around the same age. They were a typical young, white Whole Foods type couple. He was wearing jeans and a North Face fleece thing. I don't know if he was freeballing or wearing boxers, but his cock was going down his right pant leg. Being a size queen, I was mesmerized. I then proceeded to sort of 'follow' them around the store so I could see his cock some more. Then finally around the prepared foods section, the wife/girlfriend smiles, 'we really have to stop meeting like this.' I did my fake laugh thing and scooted off to butcher section. You guys should have seen this thing. It was unbelievable.

• Must be young. You've seen one, you seem 'em all!

• Fake laugh: hahaHAha?

• What a stalker.

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• Shit happens, get over it darling. You're not pathetic, there are 1000 people who are more pathetic than you.

• This is a very typical eldergay thread, R1. Be thankful he chose cock to discuss, and not Lisa Whelchel.

• Why do you say "eldergay" thread? I think it's a madeup hoax myself.

• Oh Please, not pathetic at all. Cute story.

• Eh, I'm sure that guy followed some chick with big boobs or a nice ass around to catch a look at some point in his life. No need to feel pathetic.

• I cant decide between, "You saw a big white dick and lost your mind" and "Gurlllll"

• [quote]"They were a typical young, white Whole Foods type couple." That's something F. Scott Fitzgerald would have put in The Great Gatsby, had Whole Foods existed.

• You can also assume the wife/girlfriend believed you were following her, and not the guy.

• Nothing wrong in trying to see some meat. You were in a grocery store were you not? Perfect place for meat. Too bad you didn't get a better look.

• I was sitting across from a guy on the PATH the other morning. I can't actually explain it, because I'm not normally this way, I couldn't stop looking at him. There was this magnetic attraction. Unfortunately, the magnet was only pulling one direction.

• Pics

• Pics, or it never happened.

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• Whole Foods is fascist. Shop Costco.

• You were probably just looking at some fold or crease in his pants.

• R11, He was probably 3 inches off the floor, so no, she knew he was following the BF.

• I definitely bulge watch/crotch watch. What guy guy doesn't? But purposely following someone around the store? Have some dignity man.

• Dickmatized.

• The Whole Foods CEO thinks Obama is Hitler. Stop fucking shopping there.

• Why should someone not shop there because of what the CEO thinks of Obama? That makes no sense.

• Whole Food$ is just a creepy, overpriced experience.

• More creepy than you know.

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• like a dog to a snausage.

• People have walked a mile for a Camel. And that's just a cigarette.

• I say pathetic, you were staring at a STRAIGHT guy with a girlfriend, he would fuck a 400 lb toothless woman before he would even touch you no matter how good you looked.

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• R27, I really think you need to calm down.

• This is why mirrored sunglasses were invented.

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• R27 is a closeted 'mo, but let's not derail the thread.

• R28 just stating the truth. I never understood why gay guys idolize straight guys so much and then claim gay pride. Me and my boyfriend are both masculine, strong gay men who are proud to be gay, they do exist!

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• R31, where does it say anything about idolizing a straight guy. Do you ask a guy his sexuality before you decide if he's hot or not? I don't know if you're into big dicks or not, but a big dick on a straight guy is no different than a big dick on a straight guy. What's wrong with liking big dicks?

• "Me and my boyfriend are both masculine, strong gay men" This is the new "I'm a proud black woman!"

• Or denial...

• I like the videos on YouTube where guys actually follow other guys around with bulges or nice asses and then post the video.

• Am I the only one who gets excited thinking "He seems like a really INTERESTING person!" from his body language, his clothing choice, the book he's reading, a comment he made to someone else?

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• Magnetic attractions are impossible to explain.

• Unless you're Andre-Marie Ampère.

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• Creepy and pathetic. Following a guy and his gf around so you can continue to ogle at his penis? At a grocery store? Stalkerish.

• Op are you fat? Because you "scooted away", and only fatties ride the grocery scooters.

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• I've been known to stalk employees at my local grocery store, but at least I try to be a lot more discreet about it!

• [quote] Am I the only one who gets excited thinking "He seems like a really INTERESTING person!" from his body language, his clothing choice, the book he's reading, a comment he made to someone else? Gotta keep the bimbos out of here...

• If you dress provocatively you can't pick and choose who checks you out. That said, I wouldn't follow someone around. One long look should be enough for your future jack-off fantasies.

• Do I need to reload to Firefox, the pics aren't showing up?

• We've ALL known that for ages, OP.

• LOL, R44

• R13, your comment does not constitute real wit and wisdom, but I laughed so hard, I just had to flag it.

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• You missed your shot toots. ALWAYS lick your lips and then announce "Mama Likey!" Works like a charm

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• Was this Bee and Bear?

• The Whole Foods in New York, particularly the one in Chelsea, is cruising central. Lots of homos checking out more than just the meat in the butcher's section. The Columbus Circle location is also very cruisey.

• [quote] the wife/girlfriend smiles, 'we really have to stop meeting like this.' I did my fake laugh thing and scooted off to butcher section. That's something a 50 year old would say. Young people today have never heard that expression, it's so dated.

• The fact that you posted that R51, shows that you have no idea about young people, old people, or any people. #moron.