Porky pggin

Why do I go to sleep every night in boxers and thirty, but when I wake up I'm porky piggin it?

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• What the hell does this mean?

• Oops I meant boxers and a tshirt

  Lauren%20Van%20der%20Booben

• Still don't get it.

• Wake up up a shirt on but no boxers. Porky pig always had a shirt and no pants.

  Lvdb

• Ask the dog. He's been porking you, pig.

• OP, why don't you try posting again after you've sobered up.

• I can't type on this fakakter iPad

  Lauren%20Van%20der%20Booben

• Read all about it.

  http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html%3Ft%3D11922409%23page:showThread%2C11922409

• The phone calls are comming from inside your house.

• I needed a little ham.

  Petunia

• Thanks for the hearty guffaw, R5 I convulsed and am still chuckling. Good one!

• R5 mystery solved, it was your mother coming in to give me a nocturnal rim job. She's good!

  Lauren%20van%20der%20Booben

• Airing out the lady ham?

  The queefs are coming from inside your pants!