Why do I go to sleep every night in boxers and thirty, but when I wake up I'm porky piggin it?
- What the hell does this mean?
- Oops I meant boxers and a tshirt
- Still don't get it.
- Wake up up a shirt on but no boxers. Porky pig always had a shirt and no pants.
- Ask the dog. He's been porking you, pig.
- OP, why don't you try posting again after you've sobered up.
- I can't type on this fakakter iPad
- Read all about it.
- The phone calls are comming from inside your house.
- I needed a little ham.
- Thanks for the hearty guffaw, R5
I convulsed and am still chuckling.
- R5 mystery solved, it was your mother coming in to give me a nocturnal rim job. She's good!
- Airing out the lady ham?
The queefs are coming from inside your pants!
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