Fox greenlights "Celebrity Swan"!

Oh, the tastelessness! The beautiful, beautiful tastelessness!

http%3A//m.deadline.com/2013/02/fox-orders-celebrity-swan-reality-special/



• Yoo hoo! I'd make myself available!

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• I want to see what the original "swans" look like now.

• [quote]Casting is currently underway through The Conlin Co. and no celebrities have been set, though I’ve heard the names of former White House intern Monica Lewinsky and Happy Days alumna Erin Moran as possibilities. DL Favorite Erin Moran on THE SWAN?!?!?! I'd travel and co-host a Datalounge watch party for that.

• R2, NO SHIT! I've tried to start countless threads on this show and no takers. Even when the show was on I think there were only 3 of us who were interested. I would imagine the gals looked like plastic surgery victims without the wiglets and weaves.

• I haven't had any new surgery in at least a week, so I'm overdue!

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• Oh Lawd, the original show was deliciously awful. My sister and I still laugh at the reaction of one contestant during her reveal when she sobbed in front of the mirror, "I'm so beautiful!" The entire production was Shatneresque.

• R4 they gave all of them the exact same procedures, therapy and physical workouts.

• Totally, R6! That woman was unhinged. "I'm so beautiful-hul-hul-hul!" The cosmetic dentistry was so awful. They all ended up with Chiclet veneers. I will watch the shit out of Celebrity Swan. Can't wait.

• R1 There's only so much surgery can do. At least until we have the technology demonstrated in this ep of "The Twilight Zone."

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2QZaX2R9Sg

• What about the contestant who was booted because she dared to look at herself in a mirror before her reveal? The straight-faced censure she got from TPTB was HILARIOUS! I can't believe I didn't damage internal organs from laughter during the finale. Will be watching the redux with a martini and a tank of O2.

• Now THAT's the FOX we all know and love.

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• Here is one of the former swans claiming the show made her bipolar and gave her lupus. Also she now weighs 300 pounds.

  http://www.bittenandbound.com/2013/02/21/lorrie-arias-claims-the-swan-ruined-her-life/

• Feck Fox

• Hey r3! I'll drive and bring the dip.

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• Too bad they don't have enough "celebrities" for a series.

• This is fantastic news for my dear friend Glenn!

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• Oh man, that is one of my all-time favorite shows. It made the mommies nervous though, so it was cancelled. Maybe they realized they were just a few porcelain veneers away from dumping their loutish hubbies, and the pain was too great.

• Thanks for the link r12. I was just going to come one here to say that I remember one of the swans (not Arrias) saying that she kind of flipped out afterwards because she wan't used to being so pretty. Her and her husband broke up. This chick at your link is kind of a whiner. Clearly these people were damaged to begin with so you can't blame the show, honey. It's like that fatty that is pissed at Biggest Loser because they didn't fucking hold his hand and come live with him and make him eat salads everyday and now he is huge again.