Excuse me? Paul's dating Brandi? WTF?

[quote]...it's been reported that Adrienne's ex, Paul Nassif is growing close to... wait for it... Brandi Glanville. [quote]'It’s the ultimate betrayal,' Adrienne told Life & Style magazine after hearing that her plastic surgeon ex had been talking to her number one enemy. But Brandi's playing it cool- [quote]'[Paul and I are] friendly. Every once in a while, he’ll text me. He’s very nice.' You heard it here first.

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• She got the better end of that deal LOL. She is getting fucked by Rod Stewart's hunky son instead that old, creepy Paul. Paul should date Nene.

• Who are these people?

• Shut the fuck up!

  Brandi

• Paul is just trying to get back at Adrienne.

• Does anyone know what caused the Malooves to split up finally? The show hasn't depicted their divorce yet.

• Don't talk to me like that, Brandi! Nobody knows who you are, or cares.

• [quote]Does anyone know what caused the Malooves to split up finally? The show hasn't depicted their divorce yet. The 'Malooves'! LOL! I don't think the show has any plans to depict the divorce. All that's happened is a lot of absent time from The Malooves. I don't think Adrienne would want her divorce all over the TV, upsetting the kids.

• The previews for the season did show Adrienne crying about her marriage being over, so I wonder if they touch on the reason at all.

• I think Brandi is an extraordinary villainess. Just the right touch of pathos. There was a moment where I worried that they might not make her a permanent housewife, because Andy Cohen seems to not care for her. Thank goodness he didn't let personal animus get in the way of good television, because Brandi is certainly good television.

• Paul dating Brandi would definitely enliven the show. Stir things up. I don't know how far behind what they broadcast is from what's happening in real life.

• The article says they've become closer as in friends not that they're dating.

• Men have friends, and women have husbands. If they're not dating yet, they will be soon.

  The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnik

• They will both be invited to my candlelight Malibu suppers.

  Yolanda

• Is anyone surprised by this? Brandi is a fame whore and will do anything to make sure her 15 minutes keep ticking.

• [quote]She is getting fucked by Rod Stewart's hunky son instead that old, creepy Paul. Rod Stewart's hunky son? Does Rod Stewart have a son we've never seen, because the one Maloof is dating is anything but hunky.

• Adrienne claims that Paul beat her up.

• And lemme' guess... this will all be addressed in the BRAVO reunion specials. Parts 1,2,3 &4!

  Andy Coh... er, you heard it here first

• Lemons anyone ?

  Yolanda

• That article has the single worst picture I've ever seen of Madonna. She really is looking like a granny now.

• [quote]Brandi is a fame whore and will do anything to make sure her 15 minutes keep ticking. & an affair with Paul will do the trick nicely.

• [quote]Adrienne claims that Paul beat her up. Well, it's not like she didn't have it coming.

• I love the 'morally corrupt' Faye Resnick. Will she be another housewife soon?

• Fame? Brandi's after that surgeon money! Either that or this is all just a publicity stunt to get people interested in this dying show again. How do they go from pointing and screaming in each other's faces (and filing a lawsuit) to dating? Puh-lease.

• [quote]to get people interested in this dying show again. Dying show? What the fuck are you talking about?

  https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D5LvobqBG_8c

  Yolanda

• R23 Because nothing is hotter than having a guy get in your face and scram that you're a fucking bitch?

• Who THE FUCK are these people?

• Exerpts from her book

  http://www.inquisitr.com/504528/brandi-glanville-more-excerpts-from-the-rhobh-stars-tell-all-book/

• ZzZzZz....who gives half a fuck about her book. We get it, you were cheated on. No one care but YOU, dimwit. BTW does anyone else think Brandi suffers from some sort of personality disorder? Borderline possibly? I can see it in her eyes, something is amiss.

• Another excerpt from her book: “Six years after I moved to Europe, I came back to Los Angeles to shoot a Coors Light commercial and ended up in an obnoxious nightclub called Grandville on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood. Across the bar, I spotted an insanely attractive Cuban man who just couldn’t keep his eyes off me, and I couldn’t keep my eyes off him either. It was love at first sight – or perhaps, lust. Yes, we slept together that first night. I would never endorse sleeping with someone you just met, because half of the fun is the challenge. But, man, was it fucking hot! I used to joke that he ‘raped’ me. Rape jokes are never funny, except when they are. I was saying, ‘No,no,no,’ the entire time, but we all know that despite the adage, sometimes no does mean yes.”

• R29 Great, so now a guy knows they can rape her and when she tries to have them arrested for it, they'll point to her book and say she wanted it, there's the proof. She's such a fucking idiot.

• She had 'vaginal rejuvenation surgery'? [quote]This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag, $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave the doctor’s office Eddie’s credit card number.”

• Say shocking things. Profit.

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• [quote]Does anyone know what caused the Malooves to split up finally? They're the Nasieves. Duhhh! And I bet you didn't realized that Paul fucked me before the divorce. How else do you think I knew about the surrogacy? Now SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  Blandi%20Granville

• [quote]While her passion for the handsome Eddie was unbridled, Brandi is also candid about her attraction to other women, although she adds she’s not talking about “any below-the-belt action, just some harmless grab-assing and sexy making out.” & [quote]“I can definitely appreciate a pretty girl, so on occasion I would hook up with girlfriends, so that my husband could watch. If she'd written that Eddie also made out with guys, it would be in HEADLINES, ALL OVER the internet by now.

• My enemy's enemy is my publicity stunt.

• I'll believe it when I see them make out on RHOBH.