Can't drink because I am on anti biotics, so that's out.
Should I spike the Jello Mold?
Burst into show tunes?
Climb atop the host's table and perform the samba?
I am open to any and all ideas. Thanks!
Suggest a quick round of "kill/fuck/marry".
There's always the hope that someone you thought was dull, just needs some prompting.
Oh fuck them, OP. Seriously, fuck them, up the butt, that'll liven up your party.
Pull your dick out and drag it across everyone's dinner plate.
Demand that guests leave their pants at the door.
Drugs and what R4 said.
Tell all present what the "Word of the Day" is and that it must be used salaciously in a sentence during the table talk as the dinner progresses.
These are possible words, just to give you an idea:
and the good old, "fucked out."
Guaranteed mirth to be had by all, especially if alcohol is being served.
Do your best Leslie Uggams halfway through the cheese course, OP.
Pull down your pants and shit all over the table. Tell them it's chocolate mousse time.
You're a fool, OP.
well, don't invite Ed Koch, what ever you do!
Don't make Veal Prince Orloff.
Don't have Phyllis' brother attend.
Don't serve bacon curls and invite your date and his wife.
Don't let the boss' wife lock herself in the bathroom.
If Johnny Carson is scheduled to come, make sure the electricity is working.