Kim Jong-Un, Here.

Any questions, imperialist bitches? I'm living Pyongyang-style!!

I'm eating Twinkies as we speak.
• How many millions of Koreans did your father and grandfather kill?

• Yes. With all your money why can't you hire a trainer you fat, tubby little turd?

• How many innocents spend their entire life in your prisons, the absolute worst in the world?

• Was daddy really ronery?

• Un is Enough!

• Is your cock an inny like your father's?

• You have seriously bad hair.

• Kim, do you ever dance Gangnam style? Or are you more inclined to dance to Kim Jong Wilde?

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dx7S8NCdICaY

• Here's the North Korean embassy in Mexico City. What will happen if I ring the doorbell?

  http://maps.gstatic.com/m/streetview/%3Fpanoid%3DxvhCdIA-RMchq9X8qNYRyA%26cbp%3D0%2C0%2C%2C0%2C0

• Is it true that in private school in Switzerland you were punished for looking at very violent, misogynist porn?

• Are you shooting off those rockets because you have small wee-wee?

• How does a Shizu taste as opposed to, say, a Sharpei?

• Do you realize that you countrymen, especially in the North, try to survive on tree bark and grass? Dog would be a rare treat.