I have a gummy smile...

I went in for forehead Botox this morning, and the Dr said that he can Botox my upper lip, so that my smile isn't as gummy looking. I asked him if I could still suck on a straw, and he had to excuse himself to keep from laughing. How rude.

• Eldergay thread.

• Just ask Linda Evangelista.

• Best kill yourself now, OP. You've got the heartbreak of "gummiosis!"

• If your smile EVEN REMOTELY resembles that of Katie Couric, then go for it. I am sure the doctor giggled because he knew what you meant by asking: if I could still suck on a straw...