Please red-tag and ban the entire board.
The Virgin Herself
Look everyone! Pictures of Tom Cruise making out with a man!
Deanna Durbin is a fascist.
Racist misogynist freeper!
What a world! What a world...!
The earrings were never bigger, and the caftans, never more billowing. The eldergays are dead, and their massive breasts lie interred with them.
Webmistress will post a book length analysis of the things she has witnessed over the years, revealing herself to be an ever watchful presence.
W&W for R7.
DataLounge, It's a cookbook!
R10 is obviously R7.
President Rick Santorum and Vice President Todd Akin have taken over the Internets. This is an official post from the newly white White House. Please be advised that we will be rounding all of you up shortly.
It'll be some clueless flyover queen bitching that NY (which is attacked first) always makes a big thing out of nothing and that the city is full of drama queens. The last words:
"Well smell [bold]her[/bold]!
R13 / R14, get some rest, hons. You're trying way too hard.
Caftans and earrings
Hey, R15 - that's a PSA. You'll thank me in 4 years.
Hey Bitches, I just broke down and paid my $18 . . .
HELLO.I COCKROACH.WHERE EVERBODY???
Much like the sex lives of its posters, DL ended with a whimper rather than a bang.
The caftan was so blue that day
Oh, the humanity!
The Matador..the Matador...me..me...
We have stated our boundaries.
Anyone going to Cher's funeral?
Which one will that be, R26? The 3rd farewell funeral, the 7th?
Gale Harold isn't gay.
HOLY CRAP--HERE IT COMES!!!
I can no longer associate myself...
R10 here. I thought the joke was funny as it referenced the wicked witch. Us that hard to believe?
It will involve cak and graxy.
Something from the webmistress apologizing for the appalling lack of oversight and the inconsistent and peculiar banning despite overlooking the homophobes.
Because that's the point hell freezes over, and all the little devils there finally have a land bridge to us.
*sets fire to the painting in the attic*
Why are straight me so dead?
And so Mitch Daniels was sworn in as president at 1:20 p.m.
Not sure why the last DL post will coincide with the end of the world... my sources from beyond the grave indicate that DL will be gone long before whatever apocalypse scenario you choose occurs.
Julianne Moore, seriously.
and . . . scene.
Why are they censoring all Gale Harold's threads? Something to hide?
They blew it up! God damn you! Damn you all to hell!!
My pussy STILL stinks.
DL is ending!!?? NO!
It was all a dream!!
My pussy DOES NOT stink.
Cheryl, your pussy will stink in perpetuity.
It will still stink even after you AND the DL are long dead.
The Datalounge was an insatiable bottom.
Meryl is going to win.
Ha, ha! I'll say!
DL's collapse is COMPLETE.
What the fu (screen goes white)
It works! It works! The Acquired Phallus Deficiency Syndrome virus works!!!
Hello?? Is there anybody else alive out there? All I can see are cockroaches and Kardashians.
Don't joke around about that R54, because I do think the time is coming when the human race will only be made up of Kardashians.
I know, R55. Isn't that a frightening thought. All Kardashinans and their brain dead zombies.
What's that bright yellow spot in the night sky? Anyone else see it?
A nasty retort from R1, of course. The irony is, though, that DL's readership will have finally dwindled to just one paid eldergay member, the OP of that last thread, who will pose as R1 to bump the thread after it lay dormant for hours because of primetime. He'll then gasp his last eldergay breath and die, taking DL with him because primetime will have locked out any non-paying visitors still aware of this place.
I knew a website full of pointless bitchery, and then it died.
Do you feel an earthquake?
I knew someone who posted last on DL.
And then he died.
The DataLounge used to be soooooo much better.
Madonna has the biggest selling tour of all time.
Why does it feel so hot in here all of a sudden, OMG, THE SUN AHHHHHHHH.....
Ack...ack ack ack......
Ak ak ak ak ak ak ak ak ak
What are those drones doing flying above my house?
I told you I was hardcore.
Let's post pics of Blatino Husbears presenting their holes!
Well i don`t know about the caption,but the text will be `any questions?`.
I have been told by my Almiqui Overlord that I must stop posting on this degenerate site. I must now return to the quarry as ordered.
Cheryl finally washes her pussy because Helen Lawson told her to. Armageddon carry us home!