Caftan's and Earrings Dude:

I'm relatively new to DL, having decided to give my future $18 of savings to DL rather than just going ahead and renting some more rough trade this month. I've seen your Caftan and Earrings comments and think they are hysterical. So I googled, "Caftain and Earrings" to find ALL of your posts and there are 3 full pages of them. But my question to you is: What do you do when you are in a public place and the caftain gets caught tightly between your cheeks in your butt crack? Grab it? Ignore it? Subject it to the 5 second rule? What.

• Pay some motorcycle dude in boots and tight jeans to insert his hand in there and keep it there for a few minutes then gradually have him squeeze the buttcheeks hard til they squeak. When he leaves on his merry way, have him pull the caftan back out again.

  Anonymous

• [quote]you are in a public place and the caftain gets caught Oh, Dear

• A gentleman always sprays his butt-crack with PAM non-stick cooking spray before donning his caftan.

• I find the caftan and earrings shtick quite sad but not nearly as sad as the guy who actually likes it.

• I'm sure a grade-school kid wouldn't even find the shtick amusing.

  r4

• You're able to get rough trade for only $18.00?

• you can't even get a decent pair of earrings for $18 - let along a nice caftan!

• You can get the earrings, the caftan and the rough trade in Turkey all for only $18. I've done it.

  GOLLY!

• OP, contrary to emerging popular opinion as voiced in Vogue, Cosmopolitan, and Rough Trade Weekly, it is perfectly acceptable, if not preferable, to present oneself this way as a "Caftan Kootie" in such popular establishments as Dollar Store, Piggly Wiggly, 99 Cents-Or-Less. However, it is suggested that a darker caftan fabric be chosen, lest you unleash it from your man-crack with a heavy personal stain for the world to observe in the checkout lines of these fine establishments.

  Miss Manners

• R3, You are a HOOT!

• Ditto R9, the hoot thing and your personal stains.

• Well, I for one think it's nice that we got a new member who enjoys one of our sillier things. Sophistication is so wearying after a time.

• R4 : "Hey kid! Get off my lawn!"