Recession proof jobs?

What are some recession proof jobs, in your opinion?

• Anything in medicine.

• Funeral home personnel. Toilet paper manufacturing.

• Health care (never goes out of style) and business/financial (CPA, bookkeeper, etc.)

• Federal government

• Healthcare finance. Can not go wrong!

• Medical

• director of admissions at a law school

  Dean%20Milligan

• Accountants can always find work.

• Trades: carpentry, plumbing, automotive, electrical, masonry Teaching Transportation & Logistics Law enforcement, corrections Military careers are recession proof in the US

• Porn star

• Electric chair operative. Boy the crime goes up during a recession.

• lots of jobs in the Navy.

• HVAC work in the South.

• Vice President and Dark Lord of All Things worked well for me.

  Dick%20Cheney

• [quote]Military careers are recession proof in the US I remember the RIF of 1992. Suddenly scores of great people were on the street.

• Anything in health care/medicine, engineering, computer science/information technology or accounting

  Anonymous

• Eldercare.

• [quote]Anything in health care/medicine In-sourced with h1-Bs [quote]engineering, [quote]computer science/information technology [quote]accounting In-sourced with H1-Bs or out-sourced to China/India/Malaysia Even journalism has been outsourced to India

• Fluffer.

• Escalator repair on the Washington, DC Metro.

• fore flushing preacher. nunning

• Rapist

• Nurse

• Trash collector.

• Masturbator with fancy technique. Doesn't pay much though.

• Whore

• [quote]Military careers are recession proof in the US Not all, but if you get into the right specialized field, you can be part of the cutting edge of technology. The mapping and camera drones in use today were being tested on Navy ships in the mid-80s. By the time of the 1st Gulf War, a battalion of Iraqi soldiers surrendered to a drone. GPS devices were first developed for the military. In 1986, a Navy ship was sent around the world to test TV satellite footprints, that are part of everyday life today, bringing worldwide TV into our homes. Digital photography was used to send frontline pictures from battlefields to the Pentagon - a big change from transmissions that took much longer times. This was before digital cameras were abailable to the general public. If you get in specialized technical rates in the military, you can get continuous training and preparation for recession proof jobs.

• Lindsay Lohan's attorney.

• Barber

• [quote] In 1986, a Navy ship was sent around the world to test TV satellite footprints Did that include Ka band? Are their tighter bands than that now (that aren't classified?)

• Cleaning your dirty casas, you lazy rich gringos.

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• Spanish speaking obstetrician.

• Ass pimple popper.

• Teaching

• Shop Girl

• Ballerina.