8 Reasons Robert Pattinson Should Trade Kristen Stewart in for Jennifer Lawrence
January 29, 2013
WHO will be Robert Pattinson's next girlfriend? Well move over, random Australian chick. Behold, for unto us a new relationship is born in Hollywood this blessed day. Robert Pattinson's next girlfriend shall be Jennifer Lawrence. As the Pharaoh in The 10 Commandments would say, so let it be written, so let it be done.
According to the latest rumors from a source which may or may not be reliable (Heat), Robert Pattinson has arranged for a date with Jennifer Lawrence. May we call you JLaw? Too soon? Okay. A pal of RPattz claims, "They've met a few times in Hollywood -- there is definite chemistry. They will see one another again. It'll be casual, but both are looking forward to it." So the rest of us might as well get used to it!
All right then, Robert. You're taking on Jennifer? Let's see how different your new, soon-to-be girlfriend is from KStew.
1. Taller: Kristen Stewart is five foot six. Jennifer Lawrence is five foot nine.
2. Not so skinny: Kristen is known for being super skinny. Jennifer claims she is fat by Hollywood standards, but I don't hear anyone else complaining her body, ever.
3. Humbler roots: Kristen was born and raised in Los Angeles. Jennifer grew up in Louisville, Kentucky.
4. Parents not in show biz: Kristen's dad is a stage manager and television producer; her mom is a script supervisor. Jennifer's parents ran a children's camp. Her father also used to work in construction.
5. Probably smarter: Kristen attended school up to seventh grade and then completed the rest of high school through correspondence. Jennifer graduated high school two years early with a 3.9 grade point average.
6. Bigger bad-ass: Jennifer just seems tougher. And I think Katniss Everdeen could take Bella Swan any time.
7. Better/more awards:
Awards and nominations for Kristen: Nominated for a Young Artists Award for four different roles. Has won several People's Choice, Teen Choice, and MTV Movie awards for her work in the Twilight series. Eleven Golden Raspberry nominations, but no wins there, yet.
Awards and nominations for Jennifer: Twelve awards for Winter's Bone; nominated for an Oscar and Golden Globe (among many others awards) for Winter's Bone. Twelve awards for her role in Hunger Games along with five nominations. Golden Globe for Silver Linings Playbook along with several other awards and nominations.
8. Way better public persona: Kristin is spaced-out, sulky, and too cool for school. Jennifer is glad to be invited to the party and says smart stuff that makes us love her.
Well it's official. If this relationship happens (IF, I said), Jennifer seems like a much cooler girlfriend than Kristen. Robert would be lucky to win her -- and we hope he'd be a sweet and loyal boyfriend to her. I think Jennifer might miss what's left of her privacy if she starts showing up everywhere with Mr. Tabloid Candy, though.
Do you think Robert Pattison and Jennifer Lawrence might become the next big power couple?
Yeah, I think Jennifer Lawrence has better prospects.
9. Jennifer Lawrence has already dated a gay man and will be a capable beard.
Why would Lawrence want Pattinson?
She is THE hot young thing of the moment, he's a grubby wreck whose career will die with the "Twilight" franchise. She can find a thousand cleaner, better-looking, more publicity-friendly escorts.
Err She can do ALOT better.
R3, YOU may not like Pattinson, but he is one of the biggest stars of his age. He has a big female fanbase.
Good for him if he can swing her into being his new beard. She would definitely improve his chances for career longevity. What he should really be doing is getting acting lessons though.
No! Please don't infect Jennifer.
Going from Nicholas Hoult to Robert Pattinson would be a major down grade. Jennifer Lawrence is young and pretty and has a great career ahead of her. She doesn't need to hook up for publicity. And I think she's smart enough to know that. Kirsten Stewart is boring. A poseur who pretends she isn't. And not much range as an actress. You can almost hear her career imploding. Good riddance.
Wasn't Jennifer supposedly involved with Nicholas Hoult? So we already knows she likes British guys.
[quote]Going from Nicholas Hoult to Robert Pattinson would be a major down grade.
Pattinson is much more famous than Hoult.
R5, Pattinson's "giant female fan base" hasn't made any of his non-Twilight films a success, and don't think Hollywood doesn't know that. Modern Hollywood treats actors as disposable, and will give up on them as soon as the fervor fades, and that's what's happening to him now.
Pattinson needs to go back to England, where actors can good training and enjoy long careers, and Lawrence needs to find someone on the way up to be her escort.
I'm not talking about fame, r10. I'm talking about looks, talent and no real baggage in the gossip department. Nicholas Hoult has a promising career. Pattinson had his chance. He is going to become as irrelevant as his stoner ex-girlfriend. Again, good riddance.
One of the stupidest lists I've seen.
[quote]Nicholas Hoult has a promising career.
Nicholas Hoult is largely a nobody. Sorry, but it's true. He's had a few supporting roles in arty films like 'A Single Man' and on British t.v., but no one outside of film buffs knows who he is.
He is just average-looking, and looks are a subjective thing anyway.
I'm not saying Robert Pattinson is all that, but the fact is that he is famous all over the world for Twilight and Hoult is not.
Interestingly enough, in a sign of how Hoult's career is going, he is now playing a vampire in a cheesy new film.
Give it up Twitard.
quote]She is THE hot young thing of the moment, he's a grubby wreck whose career will die with the "Twilight" franchise. She can find a thousand cleaner, better-looking, more publicity-friendly escorts.
100% correct. Pattinson's career is fading. Lawrence is the queen of Hollywood right now. She doesn't need a cheesy loser on the way down.
Better a "nobody" on the way up than a "nobody" on the way down, r14. If looks are subjective then why are you trying so hard to insinuate that Pattinson is better looking? Which, BTW, he is not. And he doesn't look none too smart either. He's probably a major pothead like his boring ex-girlfriend. Anyway, Jennifer Lawrence can do a lot better that Pattinson.
R15, you've got to stop looking at Robert Pattinson through the eyes of DL. He isn't liked here, but you forget that outside of here Robert is a much bigger name with one of the most famous faces in film because of the Twilight movies showing all over the world and being seen by hundreds of millions of women.
Stupid, insignificant post from OP
Holt doesn't play a "vampire" in his new movie. He plays a zombie. Nitwit.
Pattinson is famous. So what. So is Kim Kardashian. He isn't liked and he isn't respected. He's a no talent loser with a fading career. He's about on par with a person famous for a reality show. Twilight is a joke and being famous for Twilight is a major career hindrance.
Jennifer Lawrence is now rubbing elbows with the A-list. She's ascendant.
And Hoult IS better looking and doesn't come with the tabloid garbage baggage Pattinson does.
As if that makes a difference, R20.
Bottom line is that Hoult is a B-actor who is going nowhere.
[quote]And Hoult IS better looking and doesn't come with the tabloid garbage baggage Pattinson does.
Hoult is just average-looking. There are far better-looking British actors out there.
And Pattinson's 'baggage' as you call it gives him a profile. Hoult doesn't have one.
Who is he to the public? He doesn't even exist.
I realize Pattinson will always be hated here and there's no way to change that, but don't make Hoult into something he's not.
When you want to be a respected actor known for your work, as Lawrence is, hitching your ride to a tabloid joke like Pattinson is a major step down.
[quote]Bottom line is that Hoult is a B-actor who is going nowhere
Which is exactly what Pattinson is.
Don't count Warm Bodies out yet. I work with teenagers and they've all been talking about how much they want to see Warm Bodies for months. It might be a surprise hit.
I find Hoult almost impossibly attractive, for what it's worth. I also think he's family, but that might be wishful thinking.
For what it's worth I think Hoult is MUCH more attractive then Pattinson and a much better actor.
Jennifer Lawrence is a two time Oscar nominee and IT girl thanks to The Hunger Games. She doesn't need a high profile romance and she DEFINITELY doesn't need to be associated with Twilight in any way.
Why would she want Kristen Stewart's cast offs? Pattinson's career peaked with Twilight and he's on the way down. He doesn't rate outside of Twilight fantard message boards and even those fat chicks haven't gone to see his string of mediocre flops.
[quote]For what it's worth I think Hoult is MUCH more attractive then Pattinson and a much better actor.
I don't get what some people here find attractive about Nicholas Hoult. He's just a plain-looking British guy, and kind of nerdy. He's not going to be the next Colin Firth, Daniel Craig or Pierce Brosnan.
[quote]He's not going to be the next Colin Firth, Daniel Craig or Pierce Brosnan.
Who in god's name said he was?
R29, people above seem to think he's going to become a big name actor - bigger than Pattinson.
No, R30. They just think he's hotter and has more potential when compared with Pattinson. Not hard when you're being compared to that fugly pothead.
But hard when you're being compared to one of the most famous young actors in film right now.
[quote]you've got to stop looking at Robert Pattinson through the eyes of DL. He isn't liked here, but you forget that outside of here Robert is a much bigger name with one of the most famous faces in film because of the Twilight movies showing all over the world and being seen by hundreds of millions of women.
This post is so utterly pathetic. Yes, if only DL would stop hating Rpatz! I visit many other gossip message boards and Pattinson is almost universally disliked unless you're speaking about specific Twilight fanboards. And now that franchise is over it's going to be a quick decline. He needs to clean up, go back to England and take intensive acting lessons. Than maybe we'll talk.
Regarding Lawrence, she's in the big leagues now and can have her pick. And the sparkly vampire from Twilight would be a huge step down for her.
The most important reason to dump Kristen Stewart is also the same reason that militates against Rob Pattinson hooking up with Jennifer Lawrence. They both stink. Literally, they stink.
Their pores exude the greasey odor of fast food. They walk into a room smelling like McDonald's quarter pounders with cheese. They smoke. Their hair, their clothes, their breath, their skin. Cigarettes and pot. Stale cigarettes & pot.
They don't bathe. They are so gross they probably spend their waking hours picking the crabs out of each other's public hair. ANd crabs are contagious. So that's something I know about.
Their BO will gag you, and their yellowed teeth, and superating gums, and coated tongues are suitable for an Episode of Walking Dead. They are eaters of red meat and cold cuts. They are vapid creatures who deserve each other.
You might as well say Jennifer should date Justin Bieber. He's arguably famous all over the world!
If Pattinson's major calling card is that he's 'famous' - well that ain't much. He wasn't even in IMDB's list of top ten stars last year. Whatever fame he does have - Twilight, 'dating' Kristen Stewart, are all negatives when you are talking about launching or maintaining a serious acting career- which is what Lawrence actually has. The point is that Lawrence's star is on the rise and she's looking to be more than a flash in the pan. Better she have a lower profile romance with somebody with potential, or date some A-list big wig, than potentially date some declining teen heartthrob.
Jesus, R34, get a grip. They do look smelly, but you've got some issues as well.
"He's not going to be the next Colin Firth, Daniel Craig or Pierce Brosnan."
Neither is Pattinson, you ninny!
Anyone else think the original article was written to intentionally troll the Twihards? JL is probably the second most hated person among KS stans, after Liberty Ross.
Pretty much anyone JL chooses to date would be better than RP.
i think there's a better chance of jennifer and kristen getting together.