Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen's New Home Has a Moat

22,000 square feet. I don't care how rich you are, nobody needs to live in a house that big. It looks like a god damn resort hotel.

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• Oh my GAWD, for real?

• You're right about it being like a hotel, and I imagine you must need a staff like a hotel to run it and maintain it.

• Horrible. It looks like a Disneyland attraction.

• If I didn't build the moat, Tom would eventually figure how to get out!

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• I love rich people who live like this. They simply don't give a shit what other people will think of their tackiness.

• Is ugly no?

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• Is Gisele Bundchen the luckiest bitch who ever walked the face of the Earth or what?

• Totally agree, R7.

• Spider web gate entrance aside, in both looks and location Stephen King's house is my favorite celebrity house.

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• Why do you need all those rooms, other than showing off? Btw, I can't stand Gisele Bundchen.

• The pool area looks very poorly designed.

• She's the only money bags in her poor German family that left Deutschland during WW2 & were all NAZIs. So they all probably live with her although that's not how real Germans in Germany would live today. Arbeit jetzt!

• I simply don't get it. Clearly, they can do whatever the fuck they want with their money. And, yeah, I'd expect them to have a bigger-than-average house. But, I don't understand the Superhouse. How is that comfortable, cozy, peaceful - what you want in a house?

• She's one hot broad.

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• Have to think that this is all her idea. It's bloody ridiculous.

• This is a house you'd typically see in Beverly Hills, not Brentwood.

• We had a great thread on this about a year ago.

• That's a big pool. A moat would need to encircle the entire property.

• I can't lie - I'm jealous. I wish it was mine.

• Brady is 35 - isn't he getting a little long in the tooth to be playing football still?

• Why do people with fuck-you money build places so boring and conventional? If I had an unlimited budget, I'd at least be original. Something strange and beautiful, or a hobbit hole, or the last word in green design with a carbon-generating ecosystem on the roof. Just not another McMansion.

• Like this, r21. Sadly, plans for this one had to be ditched, but certainly better than Brady's unimaginative monstrosity.

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• I like that one, R22, but I'm not sure if I like all those separate hole gardens. Building one's own hobbit hole around a central area, like this one, might feel more homelike. Either one would be more fun than a big ugly McMansion.

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• I totally agree, r21. If I had all that money I would build an Imperial Star Destroyer house. It would be fucking amazing.

• One half expects the doorbell at Maison Brady to play "We're In the Money."

• To keep out the gays?

• One can only hope that Jizz-elle Bundchen will drown in that fucking moat! She has to be one of the most uninteresting people every to work in fashion, she's completely deluded and incredibly dumb. You've got to wonder what they talk about after they fuck. I guess they both gaze into their separate mirrors then check out how their investments are doing.

• RIch white trash. The end.

• who needs a fucking moat??!

• I did not see any moat in the picture, and this looked far more tasteful than other giant celebrity sprawls, like the mess that Candy Spelling had built, or the one that Roseanne and Tom were having built and then had to have demolished when they split. The main thing that I don't like about it is the attached garage with a front entrance, instead of having a motor court out of sight.