A little lesbian humor?

Presented with love. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. What do you call a lesbian with long finger? Well Hung. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 Government workers? 100 people that don't do dick. Thank you, please try the veal.

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• Yeah, we love you too, swishy faggot.

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• F&F

• [quote] What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. Love this one.

• THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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• Honestly, I thought these were cute. I love my lesbian sisters.

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• They are funny!

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• [quote]What do you call a lesbian with long finger? Well Hung. Lol. I had to read this one three times to get it. I like it.

• RACIST!

• ignorant r7. length has nothing has nothing to do with it, its only 4".

• Uh, it's a joke R9 not a documentary.

• How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience.

• Woman 1: Did you hear about Jane? She's now a lesbian! Woman 2: Oh, so she finally got her lick-her license.

• You are just an awful bigot OP (I figured I should be the one to scream the obligatory BIGOT/MORON stuff), you should be taken over some diesel dyke's knee and spanked silly, or should I say sillier. Anyway, I really liked the one about the Ritz cracker. So if you're willing to provide a witty answer, I thought of a question: How can you tell a lesbian in the dark?

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• Boundaries were stated, then crossed. Humor has wounded. Tonight, not even Tori Amos can soothe the rapish betrayal.

• [quote] How can you tell a lesbian in the dark? I don't know, how?

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• Bump

• Why did L'oreal? Because Max Factor.

• LMAO I am sure the bulldykes will be up in arms

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• Love 'em! Some should tell these on-stage at Michfest.

• Q: How do you know what a lesbian's boundaries are upon meeting her for the first time? A: Don't worry. She'll tell you.

• Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? It's hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.

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• A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!

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• Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority? They don't like Dick's!

• What's the difference between a lesbian & a cow? 10 pounds and a flannel shirt.

• wow r24.

• Keep up the hatred, queens. Our enemies love it.

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• What do you get when you lock two gays in a room? A BROADWAY MUSICAL What do you get when you lock two gays and a lesbian in a room? A BROADWAY MUSICAL...WITH A STAGE MANAGER

• LOL. What do butch lesbians say to each other during a altercation? "No I'm the man" the other one- "No I'm the man

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• I'm sure I speak for ALL the lesbians here on Datalounge ... These are REALLY funny. Keep 'em coming!

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• What did the lesbian do when she discovered her life-partner in earrings and caftans?

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• That's your life, isn't it, R30? A joke in search of a punchline.

• What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss

• I am loving many of these.....not the assholes at R24 or R30, though. Most of you are bringing the (pleasant) humor. And I still don't know how you find a lesbian in the dark!

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