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What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
What do you call a lesbian with long finger?
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
What do you call lesbian twins?
What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 Government workers? 100 people that don't do dick.
Thank you, please try the veal.
Yeah, we love you too, swishy faggot.
[quote] What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.
Love this one.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Honestly, I thought these were cute.
I love my lesbian sisters.
They are funny!
[quote]What do you call a lesbian with long finger? Well Hung.
Lol. I had to read this one three times to get it. I like it.
ignorant r7. length has nothing has nothing to do with it, its only 4".
Uh, it's a joke R9 not a documentary.
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience.
Woman 1: Did you hear about Jane? She's now a lesbian!
Woman 2: Oh, so she finally got her lick-her license.
You are just an awful bigot OP (I figured I should be the one to scream the obligatory BIGOT/MORON stuff), you should be taken over some diesel dyke's knee and spanked silly, or should I say sillier. Anyway, I really liked the one about the Ritz cracker. So if you're willing to provide a witty answer, I thought of a question: How can you tell a lesbian in the dark?
Boundaries were stated, then crossed. Humor has wounded. Tonight, not even Tori Amos can soothe the rapish betrayal.
[quote] How can you tell a lesbian in the dark?
I don't know, how?
Why did L'oreal?
Because Max Factor.
LMAO I am sure the bulldykes will be up in arms
Some should tell these on-stage at Michfest.
Q: How do you know what a lesbian's boundaries are upon meeting her for the first time?
A: Don't worry. She'll tell you.
Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
It's hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!
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But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
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