Jason London gets beat up and shits himself in a police car

Oh my god, he looks horrific.

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Understatement of the year: The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason's wife, Sofia, who told them, "I know he's an asshole when he drinks."
Woah. I just met his twin brother Jeremy at a horror convention a few months ago and he looked great, which is ironic because about a year ago Jeremy was the one who was a hot mess--overweight and claiming he'd been kidnapped and forced to take drugs against his will.
Who?
He was so pretty in The Rage: Carrie 2.
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He was so beautiful back in the day.
Who? Never heard of him. Just like 99.9% of the world.
I fear the liberal media is trying to make pants defecation socially acceptable. First Carol Channing, then Jamie Lee Curtis, then Al Roker, and now this flake?
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No! Pink! (If you haven't seen "Dazed and Confused" by now, we probably can't be friends anyway). He was hot as a whip once upon a time. Find the scene of him tied down to a bed with his shirt open before Samantha Mathis does black magic on him. He was at his peak then. Coulda been James Franco. Looks like his time has passed. Who decides these things?
Wow - I just assumed he was the same one who had the weirdness in Palm Springs about being kidnapped. So BOTH of them are fucked up?
Fat Jeremy.
http://perezhilton.com/tag/jeremy_london/%23.UQhXxqXSLOU
"Fa88ot" will always be the worst insult a man can say to another man. Always, always, always.
Jeremy looked nothing like he does in R10's link when I met and took a photo with him back in September. He was thin--and hot.
I love that he tweets: "I would never say or do the CRAP they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."
This was taken only 4 years ago. You'd think it was 40 years.
http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Jason-London.jpg
BUMP!
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Dazed and Confused is on the TV as I type.
R8 Pink was exactly the guy I wanted to date in HS (but didn't). This is so shocking to me. When Jeremy was so fucked up, Jason seemed so grounded and together. I really thought it was a mistake at first, that it was really about Jeremy.
I think he's tremendous!
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R17 Maybe Jason and Jeremy swapped bodies and we're all witnessing a real life Freaky Friday!
I'm sure THIS is the guy who keeps using department store changing rooms as a public dumping spot. In fact, I recognize him as such!
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He's morphed into Billy the Blue Power Ranger. Get it? Morphed? See what I did there?
Gross...he's the first guy I ever developed a crush on.
Like they say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the twin." He was fucking hot in Dazed & Confused.
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"Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, "I told you I'm happy as s**t."" That one made me LOL!
Who the fuck is Jason London?
What drugs would compel you to poop your own pants in public? My friends and I had, in our rabble-rousing youth, always managed to find the restroom while completely drunk. Just what are these London brothers into?
R26 Haven't you read the thread about people pooping in public? Apparently no drugs are required!
Now we know who's been pooping in all the department stores. I never would have suspected Pink.
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The Londons always had that James Spader "pretty lesbian" look. Never ages well. Soft, paunchy, jowly.
I think "I told you I'm happy as s**t." is right up there with "I told you I was hardcore."
R29, you read my mind. He looks like a grizzled chain-smoking hen.
Who?
What a hot mess!
He was almost cute in 1993. Now he looks like Charles Manson's crazier younger brother. He's pretty fug in his mugshot and almost as bad in other recent photos. I seriously doubt that he's a "rich" Hollywood moviestar, as he claims (unless he inherited a chunk from relatives). The only decent movie he ever did was Dazed & Confused. That was a low-budget, semi-independent film, so I doubt he made a financial killing on it.
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Wasn't he the farmhand hick who wanted to fucked John Leguizamo's transgender character in "Too Wong Foo'? Their "romance" was the only good thing about that train wreck.
Based on IMDB, it seems as if he works quite a lot.
Jeremy was the hottie in Party of Five - Jason was the twin hottie in Far & Away (okay, I may be remembering the name of that show wrong - but it was something like that).
R4 He was so fine in Carrie 2. This can't be the same man shitting his pants!
It was "I'll Fly Away", R37. Both Jeremy briefly took over the role for a little while, if I remember correctly.
Jeremy took over the role for a TV movie after the show had been cancelled.
It's the setup for the new CW series, Ringer II. Jeremy as Bridget, Jason as Siobhan.
I can't believe none of you are doubting the police report! I don't give a shit about this guy (haha), but the bouncer's story is so made up, it's painful. He was sneezed on and then asked for an apology and got a fist to the face? Who among you has not been in a club with a crazy bouncer just dying to pulverize someone? It's way too common. If no other witnesses come forward, you can seriously discount the bouncer's story. I think he was jumped. Also, cops suck.
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Jason is also the To Wong Foo guy - he was so sweet and cute in that. Who knew that 16 years later he'd wind up drunk in a cop car shitting his pants and making jokes about it?
He posted a pic of himself and some old guy taken two days before the "incident" - and he looks pretty good.
https://twitter.com/JasonPLondon/status/295684424782184448/photo/1
It has all the makings of a German scat film!
Very wooden actor. No depth. He probably went on a bender after watching one of his own direct to Netflix movies.
Never heard of him. Must be an American thing. Quite frankly, I'm glad I've never heard of this scat-beast.
Dame Judy Dench
He sounds so hot. I think we have a lot in common. Can someone get me his phone number?
Lindsay Lohan
Yet another of those "celebrities" who, even when it's explained to me who they are, I have no fucking idea of who they are.
Jason, look out!
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Doesn't Patsy reference him at a party to Eddy in ABFAB: "What took you so long?" "Ran into little Jason London on my way back from the loo!"
On IMDB, 89 acting credits and yet I've seen only ten-minutes of one of these, "Dracula II: Ascension." I did try to figure out who he is.
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I saw him in an early Reese Witherspoon movie, Man in the Moon. Also saw him in I'll Fly Away. He was appealing when he was young but he had the kind of looks that were not going to age well.
Never heard of this cunt.
R51, Patsy ran into JASON DONOVAN outside the loo. He was a cute blonde pop star/actor that peaked in the '90s and had his own drug saga. Look him up. Was part of that Stock Aiken Waterman thing, sang Rick Astley tracks and dated Kylie Minogue.
R37, r39, and r40: It was Jeremy who was the regular on "I'll Fly Away", and Jason who took over for Jeremy in a tv-movie after the show was canceled.
He was adorable in The Man in the Moon. And Reese was amazing in that film.
Yes, r57, I loved both Jason and Reese in "The Man in the Moon"
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By the looks of his IMDB page, it looks like he's been 'shitting himself' for decades. I think only one or two of those did not go directly to home video or Netflix. I have only seen two movies that he appeared in and was not impressed by either the movies or his "abilities".
BREAKING NEWS! Jason London: I'm the REAL Victim. THEY BROKE MY FACE! (Disturbing photo of Jason's beat up face at link.)
http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/30/jason-london-broken-face-photo-black-eye-beating-arrest-arizona-martini-ranch-bouncers/
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What good is shitting alone by yourself, come join the Cabaret!
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Liza, didn't you do this very same thing not too long ago? Or was that Melanie Griffith?
I bet the lawsuit is going to be a shitshow.
Jason has pled NOT GUILTY to disorderly conduct and assault in this incident.
http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/19/jason-london-pleads-not-guilty-bar-brawl-arrest/
He was so fucking HOT!!
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How do people shit themselves? When I'm upset I clench up all over!