Please explain the logic of "Justice League" to me

If Superman can do everything, why does he need all these other people?

• OP = Darkseid.

• Because sometimes you really NEED someone who can talk to marine life.

  Aquaman

• Kryptonite, magic, things superman cannot handle alone.

• Being two places at once isn't something Superman can do.

• Because Aquaman always needs to bum a ride in my invisible jet. He's fucking useless.

  Wonder Woman, getting some R&R on the isle of Lesbos.

• Because its a comic and most of its audience are children?

• R6 hasn't looked at the box office grosses of the past 10 years.

• If you have to ask, OP, it can't be explained to you.

• How do you find your invisible jet Wonder Woman?

• I have telepathic abilities, R9. Why do you think I'm fucking superhuman? Great Hera!

  Wonder Woman, buying a round of Ouzo for the ladies at the bar

• Wonder Woman can find her plane because of the tampons that fall out - you see tampons floating in the air - you found her plane.

• For some things, you need a bank account like Bruce Wayne's. How much does Superman earn as a newspaper reporter? Diddly, that's how much, and you bet your ass the Daily Planet is laying off reporters!

• Superman can turn coal into diamonds in his hands or squeeze them in his ass and boom hope diamond beeeeotch. He don't need no money.