Please explain the logic of "Justice League" to me
If Superman can do everything, why does he need all these other people?
OP = Darkseid.
Because sometimes you really NEED someone who can talk to marine life.
Kryptonite, magic, things superman cannot handle alone.
Being two places at once isn't something Superman can do.
Because Aquaman always needs to bum a ride in my invisible jet. He's fucking useless.
Wonder Woman, getting some R&R on the isle of Lesbos.
Because its a comic and most of its audience are children?
R6 hasn't looked at the box office grosses of the past 10 years.
If you have to ask, OP, it can't be explained to you.
How do you find your invisible jet Wonder Woman?
I have telepathic abilities, R9. Why do you think I'm fucking superhuman? Great Hera!
Wonder Woman, buying a round of Ouzo for the ladies at the bar
Wonder Woman can find her plane because of the tampons that fall out - you see tampons floating in the air - you found her plane.
For some things, you need a bank account like Bruce Wayne's.
How much does Superman earn as a newspaper reporter? Diddly, that's how much, and you bet your ass the Daily Planet is laying off reporters!
Superman can turn coal into diamonds in his hands or squeeze them in his ass and boom hope diamond beeeeotch. He don't need no money.