I've been offered an opportunity to beard for a Persian lesbian!!!

We will have children too! Lucky me!! WTF?

• Congratulations!

• I'm sending you a case of turkey basters.

• LOL!

• [quote]We will have children too! Hairy ones!

• Is she pretty, OP?

• Oh, yes.

• How was this arranged?

• She called and presented the terms. (I would have to covert but not tell anyone I converted---I'd have to say I was born Jewish.....I would have to get over my apathy towards women....) BTW she is a "former lesbian" and a lawyer. It was sort of fascinating to listen to her yammer away with her demands. I went to high school with the crazy women. I'm starting to wonder if she is just going through the yearbook and cold calling for husbands.

  op

• Dear Illiterate OP: As you consider the call to "covert," look up the word "merkin," you illiterate little whatever you are, you.

• such hostility r9....best to kill yourself immediately...if a little thing like this upsets you so....there is no hope for you at all. Jump! do it!

  Mrs.%20Danvers

• Call me.

  Andy Cohen, Bravo TV & Persian scum pusher

• And what do you get out of this?

• Korean lesbians are billionaires. Why settle, OP?

• OP - If she is an ex-lesbian, why does it say lesbian in the topic title?

• because she says she's an ex-lesbian....but I think otherwise.

  op

• Is she a singer named Asa?

• Persian sounds classy OP, go for it. How much money? I'd say the ex part of ex-lesbian is unlikely too. Logic says if you've decided you love the peen, you don't go after a guy who doesn't want to stick said peen in you. Maybe you're very feminine, and she's hoping that'll help her just lay back and think of Persia.

• You don't have to do it with a foreigner unless that is just what you want. I got to know my wife when she was the dental assistant to her father, and I was getting them to work on my teeth. I could tell that she was lesbian, and I soon learned that she was from a very wealthy family on her mother's side. I courted her, and eventually let her know very discreetly that if we married, it would not be a sexually demanding marriage. We have never discussed homosexuality, either hers or mine. We just let on to each other that we are not very sexual people. Of course we had sex enough to have all the children we wanted. All in all, it has worked out well. For me, it is better financial standing, and being accepted as normal and ordinary in the rural Texas society. For her, it is social standing in not being counted as an "old maid" or possibly being suspected of having an unnatural relationship with her father, which was beginning to be talked about by the time she was 24 and still single and working with her father.

• [quote] it is social standing in not being counted as an "old maid" or possibly being suspected of having an unnatural relationship with her father, which was beginning to be talked about by the time she was 24 and still single and working with her father. that is exactly why I had to date Affleck

  www.goop.com

• OP, will you receive a fancy title?

  T.%20Swift

• Op, and what would be in it for you?

• I'm trying to merkin up with an Indonesian lesbian beard. Any takers?

• R18, how did you manage to penetrate her? Do you and your wife date others?

  similarly situated

• I'm currently under a contract to "date" a Persian trannie.

  Rod%20Stewart%27s%20Son

• [quote]Op, and what would be in it for you? Not sure...I think from her point of view I would have the privilege of being married to her.

• This is the same way Fran Drescher picks men.

• Just don't ask how Fran picks women, R26.

  Suzanne%20%22thigh%20master%22%20Somers

• OP, I think I know her. Are you in SF? She is rich. And no, not former.

• So... you'd be a Persian Rug?

  Sasan%20