I want to stream something trashy and addictive on Netflix

I am stoned on Nyquil and want to be transported into a netherworld of mystery, fast living, cheesy plots, and old-timey stars. HELP!

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• The original (6 Part, Swedish) Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

• What r2 posted.

• 3 seasons of Alfred Hitchcock Presents is on Netflix Instant. Sorry, but Touched By An Angel is not.

• Braxton Family Values. Seriously.

• Trailer Park Boys Lots of episodes; it's from the early 2000's; humor is random/absurd but I found it funny as hell.

• Thousands of episodes of "Murder, She Wrote" are there for you.

• Gossip Girl, all the way. It's so ridiculous, but once you start watching, forget it!

• "Earthquake" is back on there now. Nothing like watching Ava Gardner play Lorne Greene's DAUGHTER!! Plus, Victoria Principle and her amazing afro!

• Omg, I love E a r T H q U a K E !!!!

• Is Earthquake in Senssuround?

• Try Midsomer Murders. Can watch it over and over and over.

• The VIPs Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, tons of furs and fabulous clothes, and enough campy drama to sink a battleship.

• [quote]Trailer Park Boys The other Bubbles. I loved this show! But I don't think it's for everybody, let alone gay everybody.

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• Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. It's only 45 minutes, but it's hilarious and would be great if you're stoned.

• I can't believe the OP asked for mystery, cheesy plots, and old-timey stars, and it took seven replies for someone to mention "Murder, She Wrote"!

• try 70s Columbo

• Or anything Aaron Spelling. Hart to Hart, Fantasy Island, etc. But I totally recommend black and white Burke's Law of the Spelling oeuvre.

• Murder She Wrote? Hart to Hart? You people suck.

• Lost Girl: bisexual succubus solving mysteries, fae creatures, a pretty hot wolf dude, a funny sidekick. Very campy.

• I must also mention Lost Girl is trashy and cheesy. Oh and here is a picture of the hot wolf man for your troubles.

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• Dallas.

• "Skins" (UK)

• Taxi to the Toilet. Just trust me.

• [quote]The original (6 Part, Swedish) Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Six? Three.

• Netflix has every episode of the original Melrose Place.

• It doesn't get more trashy and addictive than "Vampire Diaries"... which is available on Netflix streaming.

• 1927's "Metropolis." It's a silent SciFi movie that will have you mesmerized if you watch it while you are stoned. The "Giorgio Moroder Presents Metropolis" version scores the movie with fab 1980s pop songs.