Soon-to-be Queen Maxima of the Netherlands here

I'm taking over now, bitches. From now on, we're doing everything MY way. I get the Vermeer and the Old Masters. I get the palace. I get the guards. I get the $300 million fortune. I get everything. It's MY Netherlands now.

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• I imagine you are majorly underestimating that fortune Maxi, as Queen Beatrix is one of the richest women in the world.

• Watch yourself, bitch. You might end up floating face down in some canal.

• Is your sister Altima envious of your triumphs?

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• Free hash brownies for life! WOOT!!

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• And the Netherlands monarch has political power, too.

• The Queen is one of the largest shareholders in Dutch Shell. In liquid assets, she is a billionaire perhaps 10 times over. Plus she has a major art collection.

• Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?

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