Blythe Danner here!

I'm so honored and happy to be here, answering your questions. About ME, of course. What's on your mind?

• Blythe how hard of a blow was it to lose the part of Caroline Ingalls on Little House to Karen Grassle?

• Oh, I didn't lose that part R1. I let it go!

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• Blythe how hard of a blow was it to lose the part of Jill Tanner in "Butterflies Are Free" to Goldie Hawn?

• Break a leg, Blythe!

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• Blythe, dear, three words: Brighton Beach Memoirs. What were you thinking?

• R5 - I have three more words. Carrying. To. Term. What was I thinking?

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• Blythe, I loved you on Will & Grace. It must've been a stretch to play the WASPy mother of a condescending, pompous ass.

• [quote]Carrying. To. Term. Can you talk us through that decision, Blythe? Part of me wants to sympathize with you. Really I do. But mostly, I'm still wondering what the fuck you were thinking?!?! Surely, you must surf over to Goop every now and then, and realize what the rest of the world thinks of your "decision."

• [quote] It must've been a stretch to play the WASPy mother of a condescending, pompous ass. Sadly, I've had practice.

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• Is it true that Ira Levin was a very close friend?

• I love you on "Parenthood"!

• "Hearts of the West"

• Why was "Tattinger's" such a huge flop?

• Oh, Tattingers had that luscious prime time ass shot of that Stephen Collins. I nearly fainted. Nearly...

• Do you and Sally Field gets into cat fights over which is better -- Prolia or Boniva?

• Has Jamie Lee Curtis ever shat upon your chintz?

• How do you feel about being mother of Goop?

• Love you in FUTUREWORLD, Ms. D. You were the saving grace of an otherwise mediocre movie. You were divine in ECCENTRICITIES OF A NIGHTINGALE and THE SEAGULL. However did you put up with that stuck-up Frank Langella twice. You are indeed a saint!

• Where's Mango and Methuselah?

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• But Blythe don't you think you would have been better in the role of Caroline Ingalls than Karen Grassle?

• FUCK Little House on the Pa-rarie, and fuck that cunt Karen! That was MY part!

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• Do you have any advice for other mothers dealing with the shame of how their daughters turned out?

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• You also was fired from Two and a Half Men. Sounds to me like you are a bitch on wheels.

• Blythe, did you ever think it was weird having our daughter as a sexual rival?

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• What's it like to share the stage with closet case Matthew Broderick? Must remind you of the old Keir Dullea days, huh?

• I had a crush on Blythe Danner when she did commercials for Polaroid (somebody please explain Polaroid to the young'uns) I also remember when she and Ken Howard did the television version of Adam's Rib. Her daughter cannot hold candle to Ms. Danner

• [quote]You also was fired Oh, dear.

• Did Betty Lynn ever confront you over taking her role in 1776? Was she violent?

• is your soft-spoken nice lady demeanor just an act? i'm starting to wonder if there's some truth to R24's grammatically incorrect post. like mother, like daughter?

• Blythe, you will always be 10000 times hotter and more talented than your daughter.

• never even nominated! oh my!

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• Only one question, "Gwyneth", huh?

• R29 I knocked that bitch down. Betty's bark is worse than her overbite.

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• Blythe, are you still good "friends" with Swoozie Kurtz?

• Why did you have to find your own bone density medication and not just take Sally's advice on Boniva?

• How big is Ken Howard's cock? Length and girth, please, darling.

• [quote] Why did you have to find your own bone density medication and not just take Sally's advice on Boniva? Sally's an overacting hack, and boniva dries up your pussy. In other words, neither of them are effective. Oh, and Sally? We DON'T like you. We really, really don't.

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• 2 for 3 trumps 0/0

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• "...neither of them are effective." Oh, dear! Your little grammatical slip surprised me, Blythe at r38.

• How does it feel to be the grandmother of an apple?

• Blythe, which one of your Betrayal co-stars do you miss the most -- Raul Julia or Roy Scheider? Which one did you bang?

• DL fave, Julia Phillips, was not a fan of yours. In her book about not eating lunch again she wrote that you have a lousy sense of humor and that your dead husband had been a classmate of hers when they were kids. He stopped speaking to Julia after you got your feelings hurt by a little joke Julia made at your expense. Some have questioned the veracity of that book and I wonder if Julia was exaggerating with her story about you too?

• When you were working on Meet The Fockers or The Prince of Tides, did you ever walk past Barbra and shout, "Avigdor, wait!"?

• Blythe, tell us about Deb Messing.

• Are you in the Theater Hall of Fame like Betty Lynn? She was just inducted by Ellen Burstyn you know.

• Hail to thee, Blythe spirit, Turd thou never wert!

• Have you bumped into any chorus boys lately?

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• [quote] Blythe, tell us about Deb Messing. Deb taught my cunting daughter everything she knows.

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