Does cleaning were you out?

I get these late night urges to clean...and really go at it.

• I think you mean "wear."

• I thought OP meant where.

• OP, I do the same thing.

• Viola? Is that you?

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• Yes, I was.

• Cleaning what? Your apartment or your ass? The latter I can do on my back.

• Since this thread is going nowhere fast, I just woke up to take a major messy nasty ass dump. I think I'm lactose intolerant. How will I ever fall back asleep now?

• Try a Xanax and Butt Plug R7. Works for Elephants in the circus, sounds like you are one.

• An allergic reaction makes one akin to a circus elephant? I don't quite understand that logic. Please explain your rationale.

• Talking about your nasty dump R9. Where did you think the conversation would go. Trash in, trash out.

• Cleaning whores me out. I'm a naked houseboy.

• Only when I scrub my jizz splatters off the ceiling after my hot, sweaty masturbation sessions. In which I cum like water from a broken fire hydrant.