Pretend we are in love

Say what you'd like to say to me.

• Oh, Nev! Your anus is so hirsute and fragrant...

  Max

• Shut up, bitch, and suck my cock.

• Here? In front of everybody?

• When I am around you I feel I am a better, happier person. I will put your well-being at the level of my own -- hell, higher than my own. The world is a nicer, more rewarding place because you are in it. I love you. What a wonderful surprise that you came into my life.

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• What time are you going to be home? Did you pick up the drycleaning? My mother's coming to visit the entire weekend and then the next weekend we have to go away to my distant cousin's wedding where we'll cause much distraction as the gay couple. Why don't you clean? I'm sick and tired of cleaning up your shit. No, it's not - I CLEAN UP my shit - that's all YOURS. Is TOO!

• How sentimental.

  Magenta

• Clean the skid marks out of the bathtub.

• I know we agreed that we don't want kids, but I really want a baby.

• Yes R3

  OP

• I will love you as long as grass grows and water runs. Yeah, I've said it before, but only to you, never to anyone else.

• Assuming you're not that guy, I'd have to come up with a new one. Spank me, Daddy, spank me hard!

• I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Or that, or that. Can't we just cuddle - with my bold unbold hairy nut sack in your mouth?

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• My shirt needs ironing.

  Perfect Husband

• Alea jacta est

• You're still the last person I want to kiss and the last face I want to see before I die

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• What's your PIN # again?

• I've been pretending since the day we met.

• I love the way you take my fat dick in your tight hairy hole and let me empty my nuts inside you. I just love you so much.

• I don't know what I'd even say if I were in love. I guess just I love you.

• I love it when you cheat on the line calls. 40-15.

• Your wife, she's gonna kill us. We need to buy a gun.

• I don't care. Fart anytime you like. The smell is intoxicating.

• I'll bring you food and drink but as long as you are living in my house, you are not to wear any clothes of any kind.

• I want you to quit work and follow your dreams.

• Bitch. Go in the kitchen and bake moi a pie.

• I'm gonna shout it from the rooftops, at the top of my lungs: I LOVE THIS MAN! I EAT THE DINGLEBERRIES OUT OF HIS ASS!

• Honey buns, if you ever want a little piece of ass and he won't put out, let me know and I'll cut him for you.

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• Ummmm..... So, you should get checked. Wait, I think I sent the wrong text.... that should've gone to that guy from the gym. My bad. Should I pick up some milk on my way home? Love you!

• You make me a better, happier person. I hope I do that for you. I want to hold you all night and kiss your face, neck and body. That's what makes me happy.

• You're a LOSER! A small and pathetic FAILURE! I hate your fucking GUTS!

  actually said this to him

• I'm sick of giving it all away. You first, OP.

• Those earrings are DI-Vine! and your caftan has NEVER looked better, hot stuff!

• Fix me somtin t'eat!

• You're lovely.

• A rimjob for Valentine's Day truly shows me that you love me,darling.

• I do not take one single second of our time together for granted. Every day I fall in love with you all over again.

• r36 = Nicholas Sparks character.

• Listen, I think we should each do our own laundry from now on. Yes, I know you didn't mean to ruin my new shirt, but you did. And I don't like the way you fold. No, I'm not mad at you. I just want to take care of my own stuff.

• I worship the dirt you treat me like.

• I love you so much that I can't imagine life with out you. I don't want you to ever have to worry about money so we're going to the bank to put your name on all of my bank accounts,saving accounts investment accounts and I'm going to transfer your name onto the house title. I don't want you to ever have to ask me for money, or worry about money again so since we'll be going to the bank I'll set up your own little account that I'll put 2K into every week.

• Funniest thread on DL, could also be titled, "things DL will never hear from their S.O.'s"

• R30 how can I avoid ever running across you in future?

• I don't want things between us to ever become some kind of competition.

• I'm only shivering because it's cold being naked in these woods. You don't need to press the blade against my throat. I promise I won't scream for help. Because I just feel a synergy between us. Synergy. No, it's a good word! s.y.n.e. Never mind. Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your hairlip is? Truly. I want to be yours forever.

• I hope that was an empty bottle George. You can't afford to waste hard liquor. Not on YOUR SALARY. NOT AN ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR'S SALARY!!!

• Lol, r45, just went to it last Wednesday, still a great play!

  Swampy

• I should have listened to my mother. But NOOOOOOO! I had to feel sorry for you. You've sucked the life out of me like a fat person sucks the jelly from a donut.

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• [quote]I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

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• You don't need to answer that. I asked the question. What did I expect as the answer? And you don't need to give me a lift. I CAN find my OWN way home.

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  Gabrielle%20Medina

• I thought I could love you for your feet, at least, but then I saw the plantar's wart.