2 Questions ringing in my head from recent headlines.

1) Why is Michael Dell buying a Dreamliner? 2) Why did USPS sponsor Lance Armstrong?

• Stamp costs went up, people were laid-off and the USPS wasted millions on Lance. I think we should protest the postage rate hike and force the USPS to recoup their money by suing DoucheStrong.

• I think Dell is buying a Dreamliner as an investment, and will lease it back out.

• More info re Dell

  http://articles.marketwatch.com/2013-01-23/industries/36508170_1_michael-dell-netjets-private-aircraft

• It's the closest Michael Dell will ever get to new technology.

• Lance promised to stop sucking Ross Perot's dick if they did.

• bump

• Because Michael Dell wants to fry eggs on his battery?

• Michael Dell is probably supplying the batteries, R8.