CHANNING tries to get a loan for his furniture business from banker BETSY BRANDT. BETSY BRANDT Since you brought your down payment in a stack of sticky bills, I can’t give you a loan. CHANNING TATUM But I brought a portfolio and everything! BETSY BRANDT This is reminiscent of better movie, with a better actor, who also worked in the sexyness business and tried to get a loan. Perhaps on your way home you’ll stop by a doughnut shop where a robbery goes awry and you can steal the cash, because I’m not giving you a loan. CHANNING TATUM This is when I start feeling things. Can you see it? I’m pathetic and sad. BETSY BRANDT I see that. Good luck with Buck’s Super Cool Stereo World or whatever.
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