A few weeks ago someone mentioned a guy that liked to ride piggyback on men as a fetish and this got me wondering - what is the strangest or just most "random" request anyone's asked you as something that gets them off?
I had some dude ask me to wear a stained T-shirt and then rip it off for him. Super specific and random, right?
What weird shit have you been asked to do to get the mood going or to get your hookup/partner off?
Feet, just lots of stupid things with my feet
I've had alot of guys tell me about their foot fetishes.
I have a foreskin fetish, i love when guys who are uncut play with it and show me things they can do with it, as i am cut. I guess some guys would think that is weird.
A guy asked me to pee on him. This was during my experimental phase. I was glad to oblige, and equally glad to know that it did absolutely nothing for me. If nothing else, it taught me to leave the fetishists for other fetishishts.
Years ago, a guy asked me to demolish his piano with a hammer. The guy was hot so I obliged.
Of course, I learned the next morning that he taught at a Catholic school.
I had a guy who once gave me large eyeglasses and a hair piece - and asked me to say "Gobble, Gobble Gobble", before going down on him, in my best Charles Nelson Reilly voice.
Some guy wanted to role play, where we were both Roman gladiators. At some point, he gave me a clam shucking knife (I swear), and had me hold it against his nipple, saying I was going to cut it off. He masturbated while doing this, after which I fled.
He lived in an apartment furnished entirely by a Soloflex-type exercise machine, which is where we carried out this little charade. Worst hookup ever.
Back in the late 90s there was this hookup who ate a LOT of yogurt (plain/unflavored, the funky-tasting kind) out of my ass, one sloppy dollop at a time. It got him insanely turned on. It helped that I was doing tons of power yoga at the time and had an amazing ass - round yet lean, muscular.
The yogurt aspect did nothing for me, though a crazily enthusiastic rim job by a goatee'd person is always a sensation that turns my crank. So, win-win.
OP, the stained tee shirt fetish might be simpler than it appears:
He might just have liked the thought of your ripping off a tee shirt, and was thoughtful enough to suggest one that you'd certainly discard anyway. It's not as if he'd asked you to take a cold shower, put coins on your eyes and lie very still.
R8, low fat, or no fat?
Somebody wanted to place the penis in their mouth and just keep it there for several minutes, like their mouth was a bathtub. No fellating. Just.... yeah.
I knew a guy who liked to have me wear nothing but jeans, then he'd slather them, and me, in lotion. I wasn't crazy about the smell, so I made him buy me a new pair of jeans every time he wanted to slather, and he did. Hey, free 501s.
Then there was the guy who liked me to drink lots and lots and lots of water, then process it into his mouth when the time came. Strangely, I never wanted to kiss him.
And there was a guy who liked for me to beat him with my belt. It had to be *my* belt. That was significant. I liked this request better than the other two.
That's about as strange as it's ever gotten.
R10: I think it was regular (full fat)
A girl asked if he could massage my feet, but she seemed to enjoy it much more than I could understand. I noticed a self published magazine about foot fetishes thumbtacked to her wall. I was creeped out.
The one other very odd request I've had was from a very hot farmer.
He confessed to me that he had a fantasy that a guy would "squeal like a pig" and eat from a trough for him.
I got the fuck out of there as soon as I could. I wasn't even worried about myself, but I sooooo didn't want to think about what that said about him and the pigs he owned.
I had a trick demand I take money from him. I was 43 at the time! A hell of a time to take up prostitution!
He was about 30ish and we connected on Manhunt. I went to his place (close to mine) and gave him a good fucking. When I was getting ready to leave, he tried to hand me three $100 bills. I didn't make any motion to take it.
"This is for you."
"Huh? Um, no. Not sure what you mean. No."
"You have GOT to take this. It's for you. I want to pay you."
"I don't want any money from you. What are you talking about?"
"Just take it. You've GOT to take it. Please, just... it's for you and I want you to have it." He then shoved the bills in my jacket pocket. I walked out.
Very strange. I still have no idea what it was all about. This was three years ago.
R16, still got his #?
Oh yeah... my other strange one was about 20 years ago (time flies, by the way... still feels like yesterday), a guy on the street who was around my age (mid 20s) approached me out of the blue and asked to smell my socks! It was about 7pm on a warm night, at 83rd and Lex.
I actually looked around wondering if this was some kind of hidden camera prank.
He asked a few more times "come on, I just want a sniff." Shocked, confused, suspicious... but intrigued, I said he could. He said he knew where we could go, and he took me to the back entrance of a building that seemed reasonably deserted.
He took off my shoes and sniffed and licked them all over. Then he started sniffing my socks as requested, taking long deep breaths and some licking. After maybe 5 minutes of that, he unzipped his pants and started jerking off.
After he came, and we started to get ready to leave, I stopped and asked him if he wanted my socks. Geezus, he was SO happy I offered them, like if I'd given him a lung he needed or something. "thank you thank you thank you."
So I gave them to him. It was really uncomfortable walking in my shoes sockless, but I was able to buy socks nearby.
I always wondered whatever happened to that guy. Approaching random men on the street and asking if you can sniff their socks has to eventually lead to some suboptimal outcomes.
I think that and my story at r16 are the two strangest sex requests I've ever had.
I'd sniff you R18. LOL
I once made a weird request of a guy I met at a bar around Christmas one year.
He was wearing one of those stupid Santa hats. Got him back to my place and naked, except for the hat. I asked him to leave it on when I fucked him.
It was insanely hot for some odd reason.
Nothing really, except I'm always amazed when mtf transsexuals and cross-dressers contact me online. They're usually very presumptuous or agressive, assuming I'm going to go wild with excitement in response to one message. I identify as openly gay and list the various types of men that I like, which doesn't even include ef-feminates who identify as male, let alone transsexuals or females of any stripe. Just so bizarre. I guess I attract them.
A guy who wanted to beat me with his belt. It was Hermes, so I told him "sure, but I'm keeping the belt."
Not so odd, but a very cute guy I really liked was totally into spanking.
It made me feel silly.
Silly is how I felt beating the guy with the belt, R23, but he liked it, and I liked him, so we did it R12. We saw each other for months, only breaking up because I moved. I wonder what ever happened to him.
This was strange to me at least. I met this cute guy out at the bar. Cute as a button, pre-med student a few years younger than me. We hit it off and had a few beers. Ended up inviting him back to my place. This was in early fall. He asked if I had a down North Face jacket, which I did, but he asked me to put it on with nothing else so we could service my cock on his knees while I wore it then he wanted to be bent over and plowed while wearing it. I did it, but mid-coitus I thought it was a bit strange. I guess I still do. I see him once and a while and wonder if he still asks guys to put on thier North Face jackets? Stranger sexual requests exist I suppose.
Puffy North Face Jacket Wearer . . . it's freaking cold!
I once had a guy that wanted to watch me smoke fully clothed while he jerked off. (I don't smoke, but I did it because he was cute)
I have size 11 feet, so quite a few foot fetishists have gone gaga over my bare feet.
These guys wanted me to wear my high school cheerleader uniform while they wore singlets and jockstraps. (I had it in town with me because I wore it for Halloween one year)
I also had a guy want me to pee on him. It did absolutely NOTHING for me, but he really enjoyed it, so I thought, "What the hell!"
I was once intimate with a guy who had a major fart fetish and he wanted me to rip bare ass farts on his face.
When I said no he even offered to pay me
A guy wanted to come on my ass hole then lick it out. Didn't want me to touch him. Said he was married with five kids.
A guy who wanted to be hit, hard - during sex, including during foreplay.
He also wanted to hit me. I didn't know this until we were making out and he slapped me across the face.
I gave him a huge shove, which just got him more excited. Thankfully, this wasn't at my house. Forest Gump didn't run as fast as I did!
I was one the submissive in a domination scene. I was terrible at it. I can't be dominated. Apparently I talk too much.
[quote] A guy who wanted to be hit, hard - during sex, including during foreplay. He also wanted to hit me. I didn't know this until we were making out and he slapped me across the face
You....love to make me hit YOU!
I had a brief fling with a guy who wanted me to squeeze his nuts HARD. I mean between both hands with fingers clasped, squeezing with all my might.
He was a nice guy and had an enormous cock but the nut squeezing thing was just too weird.
I don't know if this is true - but I met a guy 25 years ago who said he tricked with a guy who would bend over at the end of a hallway while the other guy threw oranges at his butt.
Made a messy hallway. Still don't know if it's true as I think I heard a similar story later by someone else.
Thankfully I haven't had any really weird requests.
r16, it was his need to justify what he did. If he paid for it, it wouldn't mean anything remotely emotional.
Weirdest one was a guy who would sit naked at the end of a table and I would have to roll hard-boiled eggs at him while yelling, "Bombs Away"!
In college a fuck buddy of mine introduced me to a professor who was into roleplay. I got paid $50 twice a month to let "daddy" spank me with a hairbrush.
The profesor was loaded because of patents from his research. Famous in his field, and a nice guy with a kinky side. I made $100 a month getting punished for being "a bad, bad boy."
Mid 70's, and it paid the rent. Also was paid to shit in front of a business ex who LOVED to watch guys drop a log.
A guy wanted me to wear a bra and panties. He showed me a catalogue with hot guys wearing women's lingerie to coax me into it. I met two different guys who liked to drive naked - at night but in heavy freeway traffic.
There is a guy on Craigslist in New Orleans that wants to have sex with men who "blow up their stomachs". When I asked him about it, he said he wanted someone to Puff out their stomach for him while having sex.
The was the strangest I've ever seen.
Once, many years ago, I tricked with a necrophiliac who wanted me to breathe as little as possible so he could pretend I was dead.
Years ago when I was 21, I briefly had relations with a slightly older guy who asked if he could give me an Enema.....with his dick. Same guy on another occasion excused himself while we were in bed and left the room for several minutes.Than came running into the room yelling while dressed as a nun and holding a large kitchen knife jumped on top of me while straddling my chest. I was too naieve to be afraid. But when i performed it for my lesbian roomate from time to time. Sans nuns habit she would scream with delight. And ask me to do it for friends who visited. She forbade me to see him again.
I also had a guy who wanted me to step on his cock when it was hard. I felt weird doing it, but he begged me. He had a big one and I thought he could support my weight, so I did it.
A guy who wanted me to punch him in the balls.
A pale, goth looking guy who wanted to be beaten with a large leather belt with the equally large buckle on his side of the exchange.
Guy who wanted me to pull on his weave. Seriously.
Construction worker type who was wearing pink lacy panties and bra underneath his clothes and wanted me to tell him what a pretty girl he was while fucking him.
Guy who wanted to verbally abused while he was blowing me. Another guy who wanted the same while I was fucking me.
When I was young I had a "why not?" approach to these requests. As I got older, I just said no thanks.
"Another guy who wanted the same while I was fucking me."
O.K. That was an interesting Freudian slip.
I wonder if that isn't a bit of an urban myth R34, as I remember a guy at a party talking about doing the same thing to a trick. Unless that guy who liked having oranges heaved at him really got around?
A guy called for my roommate (who wasn't home) started flirting with me. I ended up at his place jacking him off with melted butter. Is this a common thought? Hmmmm, melted butter, I wonder what that feels like to jack off with?
He was cute but I kind of got skeeved out and got out soon after he shot his load.
And, no, I doubt if my roommate gave a shit I tricked with one of his buds. He slept with
lots (and I mean [italic]lots[/italic]) of guys.
[quote]He was wearing one of those stupid Santa hats. Got him back to my place and naked, except for the hat. I asked him to leave it on when I fucked him.
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
would love to hear from an escort on this topic. you know they must get it all
fetishes are so weird to me. the way everything HAS to be sooo specific. what does psychology say about fettishes? are they the result of abuse?
I like touching and kissing, a lot, almost like a fettishes in the sense that climax and actual sex are secondary to me. I am
more satisfied with foreplay.
"Guy who wanted to be verbally abused while he was blowing me. Another guy who wanted the same while he was fucking me."
This is actually fairly common... It's just an outgrowth of traditional 'dirty talk'.
[quote] the way everything HAS to be sooo specific
Yeah, I always figure that either the shit these guys asked for happened the first time they had sex and they think they can't get off otherwise, or it happened once and it was hot for them, so they want to repeat it every time.
A guy I was dating wanted to be sealed in garbage bags...and fucked. He was so gorgeous, it was a bit of a turn off, but I fulfilled his fantasy ... Many times...
I think it was a latex fetish at a bargain price.
A guy wanted me to watch him fuck his wife then right before he came to fuck him. It seems She had trouble getting pregnant and that is how she got pregnant the first time. He was cute and so was she so I did. He was prelubed, and I wore a condom. He later told me she got pregnant.
To this day I wonder if they really had used the load I had left in the condom to impregnate her.
You should have taken the condom with you, r51
R52 is right. That's probably your kid.
Another vote that R51 is a daddy.
Time for Maury to get involved, gurl!
Once hooked up with a guy who wanted me to hold a knife to his scrotum and threaten to cut off his balls and cock while he jacked off. I didn't have to touch him or do anything sexual, just press the knife against him and threaten to castrate him. (It was a one-time thing and he did offer money after I persisted)
I was asked to make a doody on someone, but not by accident...
More than one guy.
I had an epitaph from a flat grave cover impressed backwards on my ass.
Knew a hot, younger guy (younger than me, anyway) who was into frottage, but only while he was wearing his underwear. He'd pull my boxer briefs down and rub his cotton-encased bulge in my naked ass crack until he came. He and I went to the same gym (it's where we met) so I saw him naked all the time. But I never saw his dick when we were having sex. Odd.
When I was in college I met a high school dude who wanted me to fuck him in the locker room at a wrestling tournament while you could hear the noise from everybody in the gym outside. But he wanted it set up so that I came in from outside (like I had been wrestling) all upset and pissed off that I had lost. He was sitting on the bench wearing white socks and briefs. Also, he wanted me to piss on his dick while he jacked off to finish. Thankfully, nobody interrupted. He supplied the singlet and it worked out pretty well.
Too many spanking guys to mention, but one:
Hot blond guy, 6'2" with a nice big eight inch cock.
Wanted to be spanked but would not let me touch his enormous, rock hard cock.
Too frustrating for me. I sent him away.
One afternoon, he showed up at my condo, unannounced, hoping to be spanked. Men!
One older guy used to like for me to kick him in his balls repeatedly. He also liked me to give him heavy whacks on his nutsack with a ping pong paddle.
It was an easy hundred bucks whenever I was low on cash.
What is it with the spanking and pain stuff?
I always feel so bad when a dude asks me to do that. I don't want it done to me!
The only pain I want is Zak's eight inch blonde dick whipping me with that sizemeat.
What does a blond dick look like?
[quote] The only pain I want is Zak's eight inch blonde dick whipping me with that sizemeat.
Uh, that should have had an apostrophe. I meant the blond dude he mentioned.
R47, the psychology behind fetishes is based on what fetishists have self-reported, so who knows if their reasons apply to everyone with a fetish.
But the theory is that people with fetishes have an experience before puberty and during that experience, they become sexually aroused. Maybe it happens many times over a period of weeks or months and every time, the prepubescent child gets turned on. For instance, the babysitter touches a boy with her bare feet. Maybe she tickles him with her feet every time she babysits. That boy then grows up associating bare feet with sexual arousal and, voila, a fetish is created.
It's a theory. Perhaps some of DL's fetishists will share their earliest memories of getting turned on by their particular fetish.
I always had a problem with this being a blanket explanation. How do crushing fetishes start? Some are so specific. Are there a lot of people who, when they were kids, saw fruit/mice/dirt/etc. squished between toes and got turned on by it?
I would like to tinkle on someone at some point
Come on over, r68!!!
Once, this guy in a bar begged to lick my sneakers. I was willing, so off to the Men's room we went. When I got the big idea of stuffing one of my socks in his mouth, he shot a load all over one of the sneakers, so I made him lick it again.
Later, he told me that he had driven all the way from Toronto (4 hours!) to engage in this activity, as he didn't want his friends to find out he liked it.
That's about it for me....pretty tame. On the other hand, there's a whole bunch of stuff mentioned upthread that I wish some guy would do to me!
I wouldn't call this a request since the guy did this spontaneously, but it was the weirdest thing I've experienced. I was making out with a somewhat mature Middle Eastern man (think younger Omar Sharif type) and he started probing my ear with his tongue. No problem with that. Then he put his tongue up my nostrils and started cleaning them out! How bizarre?? I let him, because as another poster said, I was naive. But I think a nostril cleaning is a pretty gross fetish. I was more aroused at the fact he was such a freak as opposed to how it felt, this was years ago and when I think of it now I get a little nauseated.
I hate it when guys try to lick inside my ears, R71. That's definitely the weirdest, freakiest thing I've encountered... I accepted it when I was younger, but I told the last guy who tried it to please stop (he did).
I had a guy that like to pour heinekin down my ass crack and slurp it out.
I think if you said "tinkle" like a 5 year old you'd kill all chances of anyone wanting that done to them.
It's PISS play. You PISS on someone else.
Does it make me a bad person to LMAO at some of these kinks?
People are weird.
I once spoke to a guy over one of those phone-based dating services (LavaLife), who wanted me to "force" him to clean my house.
It was very specific: he'd be naked except for an apron, and would have to clean the kitchen and then the washroom, while I mocked and insulted him the whole time.
Then, when he was done cleaning, he would act as my footstool for a few hours while I watched tv, and hopefully I'd put my bare feet in his face.
That was all he wanted, there was nothing sexual involved, AND he was willing to pay me $100 for it.
I was realllly tempted to take him up on the offer (free money AND a maid service?) but was too skeeved out.
I think I might know that guy, r76! His name Pete by any chance?
This confirms what I have always known,... men are PSYCOS.
[quote] men are PSYCOS.
Meh, typos happen.
R76 ripped that one straight out of the movie "Going Down in La La Land"
Wow, R71. In high school, I briefly dated a Punjabi guy who wanted us to lick out each other's noses. He did it to mine and I thought it was weird, but I couldn't do it back to him. I think I timidly licked the outer edge of his nostril. He was upset about it.
Another guy wanted to piss in my mouth while he was hard because he said it felt better than an orgasm; have us both wear diapers and just hang out watching a movie; pee in diapers and then masturbate, because the pee turns into gel and feels good; cut holes in our diapers and fuck through the diapers. I couldn't get into it.
The weirdest thing that happened to me -- I once met a really nice guy, attractive and smart, and we started to date. On the third date, we kissed and eventually he said that he wanted to take it slow. So we didn't have sex until the fifth date. When we did, it was wonderful--he was a considerate and kind lover, and we both had a terrific time.
Can you imagine?
I guy wanted me to ribbet (sp?) like a frog. I kid you not. And I was the one on drugs, not him.
I get that R26, I find those jackets a turn on.
[quote]fetishes are so weird to me. the way everything HAS to be sooo specific.
There is a wonderful scene in "Belle de Jour" where this John kicks Denueve out of his room because she can't do things just right and his regular girl comes in to do the job instead.
I see those puffy jackets everywhere.
It makes skinny and or chubbo types all look muscular.
I'll just say that it involved frozen turkey meatballs and leave it at that.
I'm 6' 4", size 14 feet, black hair and blue eyes. You can imagine the weird ones I attract. Unfortunately for them I'm about as vanilla as one can get. I'm probably one of the most boring lovers anyone could have.
I know there are a lot of posts here about spanking, rough-housing, etc., but this one man I got down with wanted me to haul off and hit him with a closed fist while I was fucking him. I had already begun fucking him when he made the request, so I did it on the side of his head where it wouldn't leave a visible mark. Later, he brought a 2x4 into the bedroom, at which point I said I needed to go.
It turned out that he had unsuccessfully run for Congress. He kept calling me asking me to go camping with him after this incident. Well, he kept calling my voicemail, because I was not at home for any more of that shit.