But it's wrong!

[italic]Shockingly[/italic] wrong!

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• Heaven knows it's marvelous being able to spread out in bed like a swastika!

• For heaven's sake, Mary, he doesn't LOVE the girl!

• Crystal was a common shop girl.

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• When Stephen doesn't like what I'm wearing, I get down on my knees, haul out his enormous cock, and suck him twelve ways from Sunday. Then he no longer cares,

  Crystal

• L'amour, l'amour!

• The ingrate !!!!!!!!

• Zips up the back and no bone.

• Jungle Red!

• Please don't talk about me when I'm gone . . . . .

• Darling

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• Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.

  Crystal

• Darling

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• If the ocean was whiskey, and I was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom, and never come up!

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• Buck Winston, the chambermaid's delight!

• Oh Johnny, I'm going to have a babyyyyyyy

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• Good heavens, what are you made up for, the seeing eye?

• You're welcome, Mrs. PROWLER !!!!!!!

• I'll have her fired!

• You simply must see my hairdresser, I DETEST whoever does yours.

• When one's mind is on one's OWN business....

• She's got those eyes that run up and down a man like a searchlight.

• They're saying, "Go BACK, go back, go BACK, go back"...

• If you throw a lambchop into a hot oven, what's gonna keep it from gettin' done?

• Did you get her innuendo?

• Good for you! I was afraid you were a wet firecracker, sister.

• Get OUT! Go on! Go on!

• Black's?!!! Oh... (derivative laugh) It wouldn't matter if Stephen was dating someone of his own class. But a basil!

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• This tub has worms in it! I know it has worms! I can feel them!

• Oh, cheap Chinese embroidery. You know I'll bet Peggy gave her these.

• I am Dandy Gelatine!

• Don't take that asshole back Mary. He cheated on you for chrissake!

• Cause I'm all the baby he needs.

• The spider's in the parlor. Let's go join her.

• I'd rather have the itch.

• Little Mary? Creepy much, Mary???

• I'd rather face a tiger any day than the sort of things the critics said about your last book.

  Mrs.%20Fowler

• Get me a bromide. And put some gin in it!

• Any ladle's sweet that dishes out some graxy!

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• I should go to you for plots. You should go to someone !

• You're passing up a swell chance, honey. Where I spit no grass grows EVER!

  Sassy%20Miriam

• Red-headed men, they're fierce!

• "But if you would only know love's pleasures, then you should pass out of love's domain... where you will laugh, but not all of your laughter; and weep, but not all of your tears."

• Oh, [italic]STEEEEEE-ven.[/italic] What a [italic]bore.[/italic]

• Cobwebs and a bottle of gin.

• Look, so help me I'm gonna slug you.

• Is you da lady dat needed da toofbrush?

• Oooooh, jealous?

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• Pipe down, this is a toll call!

• What'd he mean by that? A CRACK?

• R47 gave me the biggest laugh I've had in years.

• Oh Mother dear, Daddy darling!