- Hard side nip
- Man teats worth suckling
- ...and suckling
- Nice big pecs
- Tire Man Chris MacNicol toasts other race trackers
What is the TTM's occupation when he's not staggering around the racetrack with his ever-present drink in his hand?
- R15, he used to be a minor league baseball player. Apparently these days he's a medical sales rep.
- Now, that's fit-fat.
- For reals, R17
- Another yummy picture
- Thanks, OP.
- You're welcome, R20
- I miss From the Desk of Tony Stewart. :(
- Apparently the Talladega Tire Man has $18 to spare. Who knew.
- aka, The Talladega Tire Tool
- I'm not him, but I'd love to see what's under that tire...
- [quote]Apparently the Talladega Tire Man has $18 to spare.
It's great that you noticed that the Talladega Tire Man started this thread. I'll bet you also realized that Leonard Matlovich started the gay airman thread, Lorna Luft posted about her cancer, and Andrew Sullivan is posting in his thread, too. Did you notice that Patrick Schwarzenegger started another thread about himself?
You're really on top of things r24 - sure to go far.
- I do love you, R27.
OP--NOT the Talladega Tire Man
- I also noticed that Pope Francis keeps bumping his threads every morning at 5 a.m. - Rome time. It's SO obvious.
Elaine Stritch keeps forgetting to bump her thread and only gets here every third day. She's drinking again so she can only deal with one thread when she remembers.
Taylor Swift hired someone just to post on her threads at DL. Andy Cohen claims he never heard of DataLounge but an assistant caught him posting here.
Debra Messing has been a DL member for eight years and starts threads about her ventures all the time.
I suspect that Anderson Cooper is actually the Cesar Troll because he likes to watch the heads explode at every mention of his old b/f.
R24 - The DL OP expert
- He would so get it
- Fuck he's hot!!!
- you ruined it by saying he wears underwear, now we can no longer imagine him naked beneath the tire, only fully nude photos can restore my interest now.
- I'll bet he tastes like creamy butterscotch mixed with sweat.
- [quote] I miss From the Desk of Tony Stewart. :(
R23--sometimes he posts his musings in the Gay / Bi NASCAR drivers thread. I don't think it's the original TS troll,though.
- Yummy Stud Muffin!
- oh, Boy!
- He is too fine.
- LOL, someone's on the TTM's Facebook page (I'm looking at you, R36!)
- If I could see one man naked, it would be ttm.
- Me too. Well, maybe not ONLY him, but he'd definately be one of the ones.
- His face is cute, body is hot,but the over the top confidence makes him drop fucking dead sexy
- He makes my dick twitch
- I want to taste his milky tits.
- I was supposed to be at Talledega yesterday, but the airport was closed to private jets due to weather. Next year.
- Don't worry, R44. He'll be there. And you'd BETTER get pics and post them here.
- Oh I will! I sent him an invitation via Facebook to sit in our pit (next year now) so I will get some great photos during the Saturday race.
- Ok, that'll work!
- Check out the thighs on his pic towards the bottom of the page.
- Damn! He should go out there one day wearing a thong under that tire. I bet he'd stay hard.
- Bippity Boppity Bump for hotness.
There must be more photos
- make me a sandwich!
- Hottest MAN on two feet.
- R55 is the hottest picture on the interwebs
- One lucky bitch
- Can I get a looksie up your tire?
- he's always the hottest body in every one of these photos
- I love how his tits glisten and glean in this pic
- sexy stud
- I wonder what he smells like after a long day of walking around in nothing but a tire.
- probably pretty musky, that's what turns some of us on
- His wife would need a Sherman tank to get me off his cock
- Same here, R67. She probably doesn't know how good she has it.
- Somebody should do a sex fanfiction about him and post it!
- His ass must be worth more than $1000!
- I'd like to be in the room when he takes that getup off at the end of the day. I'll bet his shorts or undies are soaking wet with sweat and musky as fuck.
- I have no desire to ever go to a speedway but I'd like to see him at the beach in a Speedo.
- I prefer the Denver Broncos Barrel Man. He was beloved enough for the NFL to produce an official bobblehead of him. Talladega Tire Man is just an exhibitionist as far as I can tell. A sideshow, yes, not an icon.
- We need to get Tina Belcher to write an Erotic Fan Fiction about him on Bob's Burgers. Shall we start a petition?
- Hell, R75, I'll try my hand at it! Is Bob's Burgers a good site?
- Wait, so the "Talladega Tire Man" troll and the "Bob's Burgers" troll are the same DLer?!
The mind reels ….
- I donna bees cared who tired he bees, i beat he ask
- really hot body
- R78 is a racist piece of shit.
- Tire man bump
- That is one fine man
- For sure...
In AND out of clothes
- His tits and nips make me feel randy
- a rare shot with him weargin a shirt and drinking water
- Showing off the guns in civies...
- I concur, R87.
- never enough of the tire man
- He's free to leave skid marks on my face.
- Rah-ther nice tits.
- I want to pull those shorts DOWN...
- Hot damn those tits
- a great sense of things
- Ho Ho HO!
- He looks like he would taste like a mixture of butterscotch and sweat. I wonder what he smells like.
- grease I presume
- Grease, sweat, funk and suntan oil.
- He doesn't hold a candle next to Ben Cohen.
- he doesn't. but he's a fun redneck
- Who the hell asked you, R101?
- apples and oranges
- great looking forearms, I find him totally studly
- Solid hunk of man
- and he seems like a sweetie
- NICE and sweaty
- Big Man Breasts!
- 'Dega Time!
- Will he be at the Daytona 500 this weekend?
- He's a man walking around in a tire people. He's an idiot and is of no value whatsoever. Get some standards for goodness sake.
- Oh, shove it up your ass, you sanctimonious twit R112. This thread clearly isn't for you.
- too hairless for me
- He actually does have fur on his stomach.
- Thank fuck for racing season!
Knowing a thing or two about spare tires myself, I think he's HOT!
- Those things just HAVE to be able to lactate...
- Did you see him near the starting line at Daytona today?
- No, where was it posted?
- HA! love this guy
- GO 'DEGA!
- I just love me a big ole southern boy.
- you know he's a dumb as a box of rocks. but who cares!
- Big, dumb and full of cum...
- meaty thighs
- Where his co' drank, r125?
- you gotta love a guy who's always happy
- the whole crew
- Look at those legs! I'm going to a festival today, and there will likely be a lot of his types there.
- perfect shape of a guy
- I'd like to spend an afternoon in a Talladega trailer with Tire Man.
- me too, I'll wait for sloppy seconds.
- hanging out with a cute buddy
- He makes me want to do some...thangs...
- The worship of this trash shows just how far DL has fallen. It's embarrassing that this is what you find hot.
- What's embarrassing is that you felt the need to comment in the thread of someone you don't think is hot (yeah, right) just because others, who happen to have some taste, DO find him hot.
- He always looks so happy
- He was featured in today's USA today!