Imagine your own heaven...

This is what I imagine the entrance to heaven looks like:

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• I don't like the plants.

• I want to eat grapes.

• Spending eternity in a sex sandwich between a 1980-85 era Tom Selleck and a 1980's era Patrick Swayze. Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm good.

• Oh boys, watch out, Mama's mussey wants to make some vintage wine!

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• Heaven is filled with naked Mexicans?

• Brazilians, R5

• No, this is the entrance to heaven

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• Any idea of heaven would have to be a place devoid of boredom because, if you're going to be there forever, whatever that means, anything is bound to become tired and trite, even sex with Tom Selleck, Max Gail, Robert Conrad, etc. etc. etc. when they were all in their 30s and maybe 40s. I can't imagine being there 10 billion quadrillion years from now still plinking away on the same old harp singing praises to God. And I'm sure even he would get tired of that too, and besides, he must have a gigantic ego to want praises sung to him all the time and be worshipped by us inferior beings. Besides that he loves to inflict pain and suffering on us, so what is the point of worshipping something like that?

  anonymous

• [quote]even sex with Tom Selleck, Max Gail, Robert Conrad Ew, ew, and ew. We're talking about heaven, not hell.

• Clearly heaven will exclude bores like r8.

• I don't give a fuck about sex, I just want to be able to eat what I want, drink, get high, watch TV, read, sleep well, and look good in my clothes.

  A%20Simple%20Man

• What do you mean "bore" r10? I'm trying to imagine heaven that ISN'T boring--if you are so divine and heavenly and of course never boring, why don't you enlighten the rest of us?

  anonymous