Two things you don't Google: Blue Waffle and Shaved Bear.

EVER.

• I've never Googled Waffle Bear or Blue Bear.

• Oh. My. God.

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• Nooooooooo! I will have to poke my eyes out with a cross!,,,,,,

• Why? Blue waffles are cute. I might make some for breakfast tomorrow.

• Folliculitis

• Okay, blue waffle is gross but what's so bad about shaved bear?

• What exactly are they?

• That's nothing. I once googled me, and foundoutmsomeone with the same name, first and last, produces and directs gay porn.

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• OP is Bear Grylls, who is upset that he appears on that google link.

• My friend's teenage sons tried to trick me into googling "Blue Waffle" but I didn't fall for it. I know enough to know that "I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT!"

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• OMG

• Neat

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• oh, it's not that bad. then again, i work in medical publishing, so i'm just over it.

• the shaved bear, however, looks exactly like what a shaved bear should look like, no? if you imagine a bear, and then imagine it with no hair, is that not pretty much what you get? you people are too delicate.

• MARY

• Can someone describe what blue waffle refers to?

• R16, it's a vaginal infection.

• Like an opalescent oil slick in a clam bed.

• Why would a gay man google or come across a vaginal infection, then spend time posting here? Don't you have a rotting dick to suck OP? Your mama should have a hanger handy.

• : )

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