Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Florida Home‏

In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

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• Up to the same old shit!

• Carnies!

  Bath%20salts.

• Oh! My beautiful mind!

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• The woman had a gun but every shot missed the whacko. She needs shooting lessons from the NRA.

• Drugs much?

• It's a guy thing.

• Well, all the stores were closed.

• Well, of COURSE this happened in Florida.

• [quote]The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room Translation please? Is "whacking the mole" a term for masturbation? I'm guessing he was on that new drug "bath salts".

• I poop and masturbate in my Florida home every day.

  Anita Bryant, hiding behind the Sunshine Tree

• [quote]At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out. Oh my.

• Too bad the wife missed him. He's going to do it again but next time, eat someone's face. These types need to be shot when the opportunity comes up.

• Is there anything this guy did NOT do in their house?

• Men are just fucking insane.

• What's the difference between NUDE, NAKED, COMPLETELY NUDE, and COMPLETELY NAKED?

• he's kinda hot. i'd like to see him naked

• Isn't that Josh Groban?

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• It's Florida - does anything more need to be said?

• Not what we usually mean by "surprise anal."

• That is not new. 20 years ago there was guy that broke into people's houses in the Hollywood hills and robbed them. He would take a dump on the floor as he left. The police called him "the shitter" News didnt talk about it much.

• And, in California, men keep women in boxes under the bed for 7 years, or in a tent in the back yard for 18 years...

• "What's the difference between NUDE, NAKED, COMPLETELY NUDE, and COMPLETELY NAKED?" It's like the difference between stark naked, buck naked, and bareass naked.