The woman had a gun but every shot missed the whacko. She needs shooting lessons from the NRA.
It's a guy thing.
Well, all the stores were closed.
Well, of COURSE this happened in Florida.
[quote]The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room
Translation please? Is "whacking the mole" a term for masturbation?
I'm guessing he was on that new drug "bath salts".
I poop and masturbate in my Florida home every day.
Anita Bryant, hiding behind the Sunshine Tree
[quote]At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.
Too bad the wife missed him. He's going to do it again but next time, eat someone's face. These types need to be shot when the opportunity comes up.
Is there anything this guy did NOT do in their house?
Men are just fucking insane.
What's the difference between NUDE, NAKED, COMPLETELY NUDE, and COMPLETELY NAKED?
It's Florida - does anything more need to be said?
Not what we usually mean by "surprise anal."
That is not new. 20 years ago there was guy that broke into people's houses in the Hollywood hills and robbed them. He would take a dump on the floor as he left. The police called him "the shitter" News didnt talk about it much.
And, in California, men keep women in boxes under the bed for 7 years, or in a tent in the back yard for 18 years...
"What's the difference between NUDE, NAKED, COMPLETELY NUDE, and COMPLETELY NAKED?"
It's like the difference between stark naked, buck naked, and bareass naked.