Gwynneth Paltrow becomes Cameron Diaz's LIFE COACH
No, I'm not kidding.
""A source said: “Gwyneth’s sorted out everything from finances to hooking her up with her trainer. She has also forced her to swear off sex for a year, saying men distract her focus.”"
Well, there's no better way to repel straight men, than hanging around with Gwynneth!
I loved Cam in Bad Teacher. Go suck a lemon Goopy. Let Cameron slut it up if she wants.
I bet Cameron had a hell of a time talking Gwynneth into taking on this responsibility.
Although she is quite knowledgeable about a wide variety of subjects, Gwynneth will often keep her opinions to herself, knowing that she is but one person and others need to find their own way.
r2 = the slow witted Beyonce
[quote]. She has also forced her to swear off sex for a year, saying men distract her focus.”"
Especially when all her boyfriends turn out to be gay.....
Jesus christ OP, you quote her name in your post and can't spell Gwyneth correctly?
don't be so detail oriented r5....you'll live longer, and happier.
At least Cam finally fired Rachel Zoe. Hope Gwynnie is going to be dressing her in Tom Ford for future red carpets.
as if either of those old bitches will ever walk the red carpet again....step aside old ladies...It is the era of Hathaway.
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