What's the nuttiest thing you've ever seen anyone (other than someone trolling) post on Datalounge?
I remember once there was a discussion about holding wine glasses properly, and one poster insisted that if ever catches someone holding white wine glasses by the bowl at parties at his house, he storms up to them and says (hisses?), "I must not have served the wine to you at the correct temperature--please let me heat the wine up for you since you're clearly trying to warm it with your hand!"
That guy's breasts sound positively waxen with excitement, OP.
Telling a co-worker that you can tell his toddler son is gay. Lots of arguments on DL about that.
That was an Umpy moment, wasn't it, r2?
Face and dick pics by our very own Brandon.
I loved the fictional narratives that someone would make up about Ray Davies (the "marvelous" Ray Davies, tickling the ivories at one or another posh cocktail parties filled with people named Buffy and Biff and someone who "broke wind" in Ray Davie's face and blew off Kitty Carlisle Hart's hat in the process.) These became like ongoing stories, as other posters would embellish them as they went along. They were hilarious.
Irene Ryan in her trailer
The guy whose landlady broke into his garage and wine cellar, stole his rare wines, and sat drinking them in his car in a weird hat. I laughed about that one for days. The post's author was a great storyteller.