Just had an odd text exchange with my FB

I think he I agreed to a drug-fueled threesome with him and his friend!(bb=baby; wk=wife & kid; hockey=his kid's hockey game; oc=of course; 4d=4-day; pnp=party n play/drugs; w=wife; syl=see you later). Him: Hi bb, u up 4 2nite @ur place abt 7? WK @hock til 9 Me: yeah, need some heat on cold day LOL Him: lol, btw, bud tommy in town 4biz. looking 2 play w us. u up 4 dat? Me: who Tommy? Him: old coll bud bi bottum, could b fun. Me: hot?? Him: oc, gym bod 7 inch. hungry. 4d build-up. pnp he supply Me: no pnp 4 me 2nite Him: oh bb, ur gonna wanna Me: not so sure Him: discuss later. w calling gotta go, syl

• So fucking cancel it if you don't want it you doormat.

• Second date, OP?

• I'm available too OP.

• Do you both have head injuries? How hard is it to text complete words? I'll never understand this.

• I'm a dumb sheltered flyover rube with a stupid question: does pnp mean meth? (I mean, I know what it literally means but not what it implies, as I have never partied nor played.)

• OP wtf is the point of this thread? Are you retarded? Or just bragging?

• Yes, R5, it means meth or other hard drugs like cocaine. Poppers and pot are not considered "PNP".

• What R4 said. Unless you are both 13, the texting is very pathetic.

• tdh = this didn't happen

• FB likes to do coke, so that's what pnp means. I've got an early meeting tomorrow. Gotta keep my head clear, so not so up for that tonight. My FB is going to try and change my mind, because the sex is better.

  OP

• So, both of you learned English as a second language? Sounds like your uncertainty will just encourage them to move on to the next drug addled bareback sleaze pig. Count your blessings!

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• I am lost as to why anyone would choose to communicate like this.

• LOL R9

• This will not end well.

• Agree with R4. Texting like this makes you a retard.

• Been FBs for the past 6 months. We've talked about adding a third person. It's something we both really want, but I thought we'd talk it out more rather than getting a short text letting me know that it was happening tonight. He tends to act on impulse, while I'm a little more deliberate. He mentioned his friend Tommy before as a possibility, since he travels to NYC on business from time to time.

  OP

• [quote]He tends to act on impulse, while I'm a little more deliberate. Lovely, OP. If careful deliberation leads you into a relationship with a coked-up closet case who skips his kid's hockey games for PNP night with the boys, I'd hate to see what happens when you do make an impulsive decision.

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• OMG! bb OP, tbh ITA w/R17. Ur a lsr. IMHO, if u c np w/pnp, then it stby. LMAO

  xoxo

• Finally, R17 provides the response OP was looking for.

• ur bth fkd up

• This thread is so pathetic, I could laugh. You two text like 13 year old girls. I'd also hate to think what this whorebag is bringing home to his unsuspecting wife. He sounds just like the kind of idiot who barebacks (a lot of straight married men seem to think there's nothing wrong with it). You should really find someone more responsible for a fuck buddy. They are actually out there. Also, drugs are really lame. Yes, I’m being totally judgy and no, I'm not a frau.

• OP you're a loser. No point in this thread and no one CARES that you are fucking a closet case drug addict that has a wife and kids. NO ONE!

• Pathetic

• I love how OP keeps responding with details about the affair, as if anyone cared or expressed interest, but ignores the majority of the posts, which are ripping his ridiculous texting habits that make a tween with unmedicated ADHD and a flip phone look like Shakespeare.

• PNP = Instant dealbreaker.

• Honestly, would not have understood the text message, without the OP explaining it.

• He isn't bringing any diseases home to his wife. We never bareback, and we won't with the third person tonight. We just have some NSA fun every now and then. Yeah, drugs enter the picture every now and then. What of it? Admittedly, the sex is just more intense when we're high. I wouldn't feel too sorry for the wife. He makes a great salary that allows her live in a lovely house in New [...] and to shop at The Westchester.

  OP

• I have it set up so my shorthand goes into longhand after I type it. It's useful, messes up once in a while but it's better than textspeak.

• Okay, so what was the point of posting this exchange? Are you looking for advice? I’m confused. You sound somewhat deluded. I'd be willing to bet that you aren't his only on-call fag.

• You need drugs for intense sex and, after six months, need a third? You must be really, really boring in bed.

• [quote]Okay, so what was the point of posting this exchange? Hardcore trolling, of course. OP is doing it at multiple levels here. Lets dissect: - The abysmal text-speak. That OP is ignoring the replies (the majority in this thread in fact) that question this inanity only confirms that it was rendered as such in order to push people's buttons. Everyone knows grammar queens abound on DL and the "elder gays" hate that newfangled communication so...we get a pair of apparent adults who text like short bus tweens. - The reference to "Married Cock". This hits on multiple DL controversies such as gay identity, the closet, cheating and, of course, "fraus", in the person of the well-kept, materialistic and clueless wife. Women are so dumb, and all they care about is sinking their hooks into a guy's cash. - Casual mention of casual use of hardcore drugs. The "what of it" retort tips his hand a bit: oddly defensive and a tad naive to assume no one would call him on it...which practically proved he did know he'd be called on it and included it for that very reason. Now a flame war will erupt between pro and con PNPers. There's probably more I'm missing and even more OP had planned, but this thread is really too stupid to waste time with.

• It takes twice as long to read this nonsense than if you had just typed out the words. Do none of you own an iPhone?!? It would also take me twice as long to type that way than to just type out the words. With autocorrect, it's pretty easy. See? Sent from my iPhone

• Had a threesome yet Opie?

• [quote]2nite @ur place abt 7 Abt 7 = American Ballet Theater, Room 7 \t

  Is that where you guys fuck?

• [quote]…but this thread is really too stupid to waste time with. Your 5-paragraph pointed analysis seems to say otherwise

• Exactly, R31. Plus he probably got the "conversation" off of Facebook or the like.

• I'm so glad I'm not you OP. That text exchange was depressing.

• This is not an "odd" exchange. This is how whores communicate.

• I'm sure your mother couldn't be prouder, hon.

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• R39, if your mother is privy to the details of your sex life and they "make her proud," I feel sorry for you.

• Is this just another "look at me, I'm desirable to someone" post for the OP to look back at?