So, we both read DL, but he insists on reading every single post to me out loud as if I can't read the forum myself. Then, he posts something which he THINKS is funny, but it never is. In fact, he's the all-time champion DL thread killer. And then he waits breathlessly for hours for replies and gives me a constant play-by-play of what is happening on his lame-ass threads.
What should I doooooooo?
Julianne Moore ... Seriously
It's pretty obvious who the BITCH in your relationship is!
Buy some vowels.
I think your relationship will work out just fine.
Your partner wouldn't happen to be that R27 in that other thread, would he? I've been LMAO for DAYS over that one!
OP - I think I remember the two of you posting on a thread a couple of years back from separate rooms. Something about his mom and them not liking you.
Which thread, R4?
[R4], I want a divorce. And alimony.
Julianne Moore ... Seriously.
R5 just gave me a stroke.
Baby, is that you? You'll never make wit and wisdom, but please just stop trying. It's embarrassing.
Cheryl, your pussy still stinks.
R8/OP - I'm right, aren't I? Is he upstairs?
Seriously, R5 - how the F*ck would you know that???
Guys - there aren't that many couples who post on DL together. Let alone start a thread that gets hijacked by their partner in another room. It was pretty funny and memorable.
Is this like Manti Te'o....or "The Night Listener?"
Are there really two or ((foreboding music)) is this the work of only one person?
it takes a village
My partner and I both post here regularly, but never together, and never about each other. I only recognize his posts by his writing style. It's fun to work out if something that made me laugh was posted by him.
They really need to update that wit and wisdom thing. The 17 Human Heads comment wasn't really that funny. Meanwhile, I've got GOLD going on in other threads. GOLD, I tell 'ya!
put down the hairbrush (it's not a microphone), stop talking into the mirror, and dial Bellvue
Living in the same beautiful house, driving the same beautiful car, laying claim to different corners of the house, flipping each other off as they pass one another in the hallway, texting songs about filth to strangers... Somebody is going to take a steamy dump on the family buffet at Christmas.
Why is it that in every relationship there's a bitch?
Has posting and telling your spouse all about the latest on Datalounge become a gender specific role like taking out the trash, cooking, and top vs. bottom?
And OP, regarding bitch. It takes one to know one.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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