Answer the question that the poster above you poses, and then ask the person below you a question
I'll start. What's your favorite movie?
The Boondock Saints
When will I find love?
Any day now.
What makes you happy?
The suffering of children.
Whom do you serve?
Do you find love pointless?
Love is pointless, to a point.
How important is being secure?
Extremely. The second most important thing to me. The first being happiness.
Have you kissed anyone yet?
I've lost track of the number of men I've kissed.
Most embarrassing sexual moment?
I don't have any...I'm still a virgin.
If you were able to make a movie, what would it be about?
It would be a comedy about the behind the scenes lives of the hosts on home shopping networks. Waiting For Guffman-esque.
What's your favorite vacation spot?
Do you believe in general that people are basically good or basically bad?
What kind of food gives you the worst BMs?
Am I pretty
You are very pretty; you just lack confidence.
When will I be successful?
After you've defined what "success" means to you.
What's your favorite color?
Are you happy ??
As happy as a pig in shit.
Where's the freakiest place you've had sex?
In a tree
What was your first car
Which one is better? Golden Girls or I Love Lucy?
Do you flip people off in your car?
Use the subway, but when I have driven I may have, but not as a habit.
Do you think the economy will ever fully recover?
Has the world gone mad?
When will it end
It ends when you die
Will the economy keep improving?
Of course it will, pumpkin.
Innie or outie?
Have you ever killed anyone?
Ha, I wish!
What's your biggest secret?
No, and it says so on my resume.
What are you doing this weekend?
Making a rape whistle.
Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
Do you believe in a god?
I believe in love.
Is this a cool thread or what?
Not any more.
Bottom, top or truly versatile?
who will be the next president
Why don't I have a boyfriend?
I'm happier single.
When can I retire?
When you make enough $ or get old.
How does one live without fear?
By facing whatever it is you're afraid of.
How long before gay marriage is universally accepted?
It's right around the corner.
Were you your mother's favorite?
No, my older sister was.
What have you done that you haven't ever told anyone?
Hustled to make money when i was in grad school.
What's the one place in the world you most want to visit?
Posting on datalounge
Do you think Brad Pitt is handsome?
He is, though I prefer him clean cut.
What's your one best tip when giving a blow job???
Tongue over the bottom teeth. Constantly.
Why do people drive slow in the left passing lane?
Which question do I answer? This is confusing.
They aren't driving too slow, you are driving too fast. Give the planet a break please.
Why don't more people commute on recumbent bicycles? Fast yet healthful and relaxing.
Because my commute is 100 miles per day.
Is global warming bullsh*t?
Better not be - I just moved to a cold place.
Are there any cute sane lesbians?
More cute than sane.
Is 40 to old to find love?
Hell, no. I was 40 when I met my partner.
Why do fools fall in love?
Because they're fools. Duh.
Who's the biggest weenie on the planet?
They don't. They think it is love because they are fools.
What are you doing right now and are you enjoying it?
Ack! I'm being simulposted right now and, no, I'm not enjoying it!
Who's the biggest weenie on the planet?
Which male celebrity or athlete has the most feminine looking butt?
When was the last time you pooped your pants?
A mild shart while I had a bad cough last month.
Does DL provide an accurate snapshot of the gay community?
Does this caftan make my butt look big?
No, it looks big on its own.
Has anyone ever told you you're lousy in bed?
No, but I know I am because I'm very lazy and selfish.
How often do you exercise?
5 times a week.
Do you ever watch straight porn for some of the hot guys?
Nope because girls show up.
Is Anderson Cooper a nice person at heart?
Yes, he's been to my house.
Do gay Republicans have souls?
Nobody knows the answer to that question R60. Certainly not the freeper trolls on datalounge.
Why do your hands feel so parched when you read an old book? Can it be that the dryness of the pages pulls moisture out of your hands?
I have never noticed that old books do that. I know they smell funny.
Are most DL posters bitter?
No, they're sweet.
How big is your dick?
I don't answer that question til the second date. Or at least until you've bought be a few drinks.
What genre of porn gets you the hottest?
Big muscle bottoms getting pounded by twink boys.
What is your phone number?
M For Murder.
What would be your drag name?
Who is the bigger sex freak, Travolta or Cruise?
Cruise, because he's so repressed...you're as sick as your secrets.
What is more important to you, a handsome face or a beautiful body?
Depends on the chemistry
How can you tell you are really in love?
When you are willing to put in the work when the person isn't being so lovable.
Why does Datalounge seem so dead lately?
Because it's been solid primetime for 4 days now.
Where do you live?
We just got released from a Primetime 4-day lock-up fundraiser.
Who's your favorite Miss Universe?
Dayana Sabrina Mendoza: "[Guantanamo] was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful." HA!
What's your greatest fear and why?
That IT won't come when I call and I can never print anything ever again.
Can we survive?
Who was a better a actor Brando or DeNiro?
Whose celebrity face do you want to plunk your hole down on?
Where do you get the best bagel?
Lady Gaga's bf.
What female celebrity would you screw for a million?
Better president: Bush 2, Nixon, or Harding?
Angelina Jolie cause she'd totally strap on and fuck the hell out of me.
Do bad people burn in hell? If not, do they ever pay for their crimes after dying?
Bad people never die. They just become Republicans.
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
I do. Pain in all it's permutation makes me smile. Yes, I'm a Republican and no, I've never died.
What five words best describe the love of your life?
Never. Not unless they're tears of joy.
Half-full or half-empty?
What is one of your biggest life regrets?
Only if I don't get caught.
Why the hate for Jane Krakowski?
Her obnoxious character has spilled onto commercials.
Again, where does one now get the best bagel?
Pick a Bagel
---102 North End Ave.; FiDi
Are fur coats really so wrong in this weather?
Only if you belong to PETA.
Why is Ann Coulter such a cunt?
Because she is.
On the old Soul Train why were they always asking people to come get funky?
Because she is the output of a nazi breeding program
Why do men have nipples?
It makes them more attractive. It draws the eyes to the chest.
Did you ever see a boner in your middle school locker room?
Because the old people would break if they got funky.
Is the US the only country to stipulate only odd number strands of pearls?
Symmetry, perfection, mother earth.
Why did you adopt me?
Because all our friends had kids and we wanted to be like them.
Is it bigger than a bread box?
Slap! Slap! Slap! SLAP!
What your favorite Gloria Estefan song?
Nope. People have always been around.
What was the last book you read?
The Brothers Bishop by Bart Yates.
Do you speak German, and if not, why not?
Because its too hard to learn.
Why do you like Project Runway?
Na klar! Wohl nimmer so gut wie damals aber noch verständlich.
What's te most expensive item of clothing you bought?
This thread is getting mixed up!
R119 - A sold out Alice & Olivia coat
when were you the happiest?
He was, once.
Do you think Anderson Cooper would have his fame and career if he weren't a Vanderbilt?
Because I don't wish to ignore you.
Do you believe monogamy is possible for gay men?
No, but it's a nice thing to aspire to.
Tom Hardy or Logan Marshall-Green?
Tom if he's shaved and not wearing some kinky breathing apparatus. Oh wait, on second thought......
How do you get blood out of a carpet?
If you could be fucking anyone in the world right now, who would it be?
Don't get it on there in the first place.
Can you make me a sandwich?
No honey, you're too pudgy.
Do you like sink pissing?
Then can you at least come clean my house?
Hell no! I wasn't raised by wolves.
If you had to watch one tv show over and over, what would it be?
Do you want to go again?
Sure, if there's no line.
Cut or uncut?
Me? I'm uncut. I probably prefer that in a partner too, but fuck it, whatever.. haha BUTTFUCK IT... oh my sides.
Will you not have a cup of tea?
Sorry, I drink coffee.
You DO have coffee over here, don't you?
Only decaf, there are rage issues here.
Did you make yet?
Wolves or otters: which is your favorite?
What do you smell like today?
Last night's trick
I'm hungry...whats for breakfast?
Will we ever be free?
Whatever you make.
Do I look like your mother?
I don't know, R140, she's 75 y/o--grey haired, wrinkly and saggy. Post a picture and we can compare.
Will I be able to maintain my goal weight with strength training only (no cardio)?
I will try.
Whats your ultimate gay sex fantasy? Who? hat position? How does it all go down?
My ultimate gay sex fantasy is to be with someone who is famous and closeted and get caughtin a compromising position with him. Wearing my hat at a jaunty angle.
Why won't he make up his mind and come home?
Me, Henry Cavill, Brandon Routh, Christian Bale, Stephen Amell, Brian Bloom, Seann William Scott, Milo Ventimiglia, Matt Bomer, and several similar others on my hot list. Every fucking position imaginable. All day, every day, coming up for air only for a bit of food and water.
If you could start your life over, what one thing would you change?
[Let's try again.] R143, if you love someone set him free, if he doesn't come back, it was never meant to be. Meanwhile, suck it up and move on with your life.
If you could start your life over, what one thing would you change?
I wouldn't have been such a whore, darlin'
If you could slap a celebrity who would it be?
Jessica Alba! She has no business making movies.
Do you shave your pubes?
I trim them, but I leave a trace.
Marry. Fuck. Kill: Anderson Cooper, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ryan Gosling.
Marry JG-L, fool around with Ryan, and I wouldn't kill anyone but AC isn't my type.
Why are authenticateds so hated around here?
Because some times the unknowns are the best things in life
Who would you switch teams for?
What is the most flattering outfit you ever wore?
A zombie costume.
What was the first and last thing you stole?
My first boyfriend. And my last.
Do you believe in karma?
I think evil people ultimately create their own suffering.
Am I being paranoid or am I actually being stalked?
Do you wish you spent less time on datalounge?
Paranoids have enemies too.
What is the greatest impediment to human contentment?
Whats the real size of your penis?
6.5 cut. Everyone always compliments it.
Favorite movie ever?
Ever show the goods on Cam4?
Which do you prefer: monogamous or open?
You fuck around on me, I'll cut your balls off.
Ever cut a guy's balls off?
Monogamous but open for really hot dudes.
What your worst habit?
No, never cut a guys off figuratively or otherwise.
Ever picked your nose in car? Any nose picking in front of me is a deal breaker. Disgusting.
Name 3 male celebs that you would swallow their load, give a sperm facial or plunk your hole on their face.
Jimmy Fallon, John Krasinski, and Dash Mihok
What's your pet peeve?
Teeth picking at a table.
What age, if any, is too old to bottom?
There is no age limit. Do what feels good for both.
How do you stop fear of came-out-of-nowhere (ok, since 9/11) flying/turbulence?
Know you lived a good and full life and be happy. The end wont matter.
Do you swallow?
I chipmunk, but never swallow.
What gay social stereotype do you possess?
I LOVE-LOVE-LOVE musicals. Adore them. And I'll watch ANYTHING!!!!
If you could be on any reality show, what one would you choose?
I can be a real bitch.
What age would you want to be again...or are you looking forward to?
What's the last movie that made you cry?
Chimpanzee.i am a sucker for animals.
Champagne or wine?
Why is it that some British people have a washing machine in the kitchen? Don't people have a separate laundry?
When on a picnic, plastic cutlery, paper napkins and plates, or china, linen, and silver?
Always silver, Your Majesty.
Is Anderson Cooper repelled by male feet in flip flops or can he not face his fetish?
Ask his sex partners.
Why the recent multiple questions?
There's more than one answer.
Secretly, don't you think the anus is kind of gross?
Nothing covert about it, I overtly think the anus is disgusting.
Why do I lust after Greco-Roman wrestlers?
Because they're fucking luscious.
All-night fuckfest: Daniel Feuerriegel or Liam McIntyre?
Vogue or Poker Face?
Who's the dumbest person you can quote?
Some south american beauty queen winner who said "my job is simply to be most beautiful" when asked a semi tough question.
How many people do you think are actually ever on DL?
The one-hour lapse and eventual response by me (r182) should answer your question.
What has been the most bizarre thing requested of you during sex?
To eat Gummi Bears out of his asshole.
Why is Kimmy Jin such a bitch?
He needs a good plowing.
Well, did u eat the gummy bears out of his asshole?
maybe because a lot of people (me) have never heard of him/her.
do you prefer boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs or trunks?
Yes, of course. And pulled out a worm too.
Do you miss brunch?
Boxer briefs by Calvin Kline.
Spit, swallow or gargle your bf's load?
no, never liked it, always took up the whole day
When can I have some more, sir?
After you eat your broccoli.
Is it hot when a guy spits on his dick?
A hot guy is hot no matter what he's doing.
What book are you reading currently?
Do you think Tammy Faye knew about Jim's dirty money dealings or was she innocent?
She held the funnel.
What's on the 'other side?"
The other side = your dispersed molecules and chemical compounds
Do you know an affordable lawyer?
hopefully something better than "this side"
what should I do to bring a spark to my life?
Where is your favorite or dream vacation spot?
Silly as it sounds, California.
What are you wearing right now?
A red argyle sweater and tan trousers.
What are you doing tonight?
Meeting some guy for the first time for supper.
What should I wear?
Jeans, button down, green v-neck.
Is Pride getting like Christmas... just the same thing, year after year?
Dinner at friend's place.
What are you listening to right now?
Wear jeans an a nice button shirt, well pressed. Don't forget a clean t-shirt. Proper undergarments!
On a first date, how far should I go?
I wouldn't travel more than 50 miles for a first date.
Who do you hate?
Cant stand (ie, hate) ignorant people who refuse to accept logic/facts.
Ever go commando at work? I cant- too many boner poppings.
I never wear underwear.
Would you, after sucking Justin Bieber's dick, let him smear the cum all over your face and repeat "oh fuck yeah" again and again?
Not Beiber. Someone hotter.
Paper or plastic?
Plastic outside, paper inside. Then I have handles and it holds a lot more.
Miami or Fort Lauderdale?
How much do you weigh?
Miami, but not the bad areas.
How bad do you hate Windows 8?
Piercings or tattoos?
Neither. They're both tacky as fuck.
Favorite Oscar winning performance?
Norma Shearer, "The Divorcee"
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
[quote] If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Blossoms blooming. Head's all empty but I don't care
...aaaand, thread almost killed.
What would you do if you came into an extra $10,000 of mad money?
Put the money towards a down payment on new home.
Sauvignon Blanc or Chardonnay?
Favorite gay icon: Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland or Madonna
Barbra with Madge at a close second.
If you could be on one reality show as a contestant, which one would you choose?
American Idol, if I could sing. At least that relies on some level of merit. Survivor, otherwise, for the beach.
Do you worry about having enough money for retirement?
No. I don't have enough money so I don't worry about it. I have no problem living simple.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Italy, Hawaii or NY.
Who is your favorite male movie star?
Did you have a good time last night?
What's the cruelest thing you've ever said, and to whom?
It would be a tie between "Next time your father dies, call someone else!" or "No wonder your father used to beat you!".
Can you tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, and Korean people?
Yes, funny enough, it's in the shape of their eyes (or if I hear them speak).
Your sugar daddy wants to see either Susan Boyle or Sarah Brightman in concert for his birthday. Which one do you buy for him (with his own money, naturally)?
Susan Boyle, the bitch will be entertaining for me and will give the old fart a headache... he wont want to have sex and will give me some cash to occupy myself because of it.
How does being fucked by two dicks at the same time feel?
I have no idea, nor do I care.
What's going to be the next big trend in gay men's wardrobes?
What is your favorite Stephen King story?
When can we have peace?
This is stupid
We'll never have peace--man was born to fight.
Why do you suppose r231 even bothered posting?
To be a cunt.
Anyone else watching the SAG awards tonight?
Didn't know about it. What channel.
Do you think Facebook stock will go up or down?
What do you think will be the final outcome of the Manti T'eo mess?
Nothing will come of it. It'll die out as soon as Lindsay smashes her car again.
What kind of 'material' helps you get off when you masturbate?
My vivid imagination.
How will I make it through school?
Don't ask me. It's your education. How badly do you want it?
Peas or corn?
Where would you live if you could live in any city?
has anyone ever taken a massive shit and thought they may need a crash helmet to get them through it?
I've taken ones that required four or five flushes and two plungers.
How have you changed over the last ten years?
I'm fatter although Im not quite fat yet.
If you were on death row what would your last meal be?
Age is a thief and gravity the vandal. Change is gradual.
Uppers or downers?
Death row last meal....
Lobster split and filled with scallops, shrimp and fresh mushrooms in a creamy Newburg sauce, topped with provolone and parmesan cheeses, roasted peppers, and baked to perfection by the prison kitchen...I'm sure.
Uppers or downers....?
If you could afford it, would you buy a plane?
Will Robin Williams come out, or stay a freak of nature?
He'll stay a freak of nature.
Will Anderson Cooper marry Ben this year?
If Robin Williams comes out about anything, it will be that he's got a lifelong case of ADHD.
If you won a prize consisting of any car in the world you choose regardless of price, which one would you want?
the Mercedes Princess Diana died in.
is smoking really all that unattractive?
I do not smoke, and I somehow quickly got over "smoking" in a partner when I got with a gorgeous tall, dark and handsome young man who just happened (lucky me ) to look quite like a Ralph Lauren model - actually better*.
You see, it all depends on how shallow your partner is!
Do you see yourself as someone who has what it takes to rescue an unresponsive person? If not, what might you do, if anything, to improve your emergency skills?
Well, that's a boring question. No, and I'll either learn how to yell for help louder or call 911 faster.
Will our species go extinct on this planet eventually?
I don't think so. I would do what I could, but I'd be scared I would fuck it up. Learned CPR in high school, but I don't remember a lick of it, except for finding the xiphoid process.
Is Anne Hathaway's douchebaggery getting on your nerves? Do you hope she wins the Oscar?
Remember how annoying Melissa Leo became in the pre-Oscar speeches before she won her eventual Oscar. Anne is going the same route. But, she's just too good in the movie to be ruined by her personality. I think she is and deserves to win.
What was the best advice you ever got?
What was the last good meal that you cooked - or ate?
3 days ago-spaghetti and meatballs
What is your favorite recipe book?
[Favorite recipe book: See link]
What was your most memorable sexual experience?
The first time I bottomed. I thought it would hurt but the guy (a lifegaurd) was so gentle and I was in heaven. Next guy tore my ass up and I didn't enjoy it too much.
Weed or E?
Isn't it cheating if someone asks 2 questions instead of 1 on this thread?
Your pick, out of; Roasted chicken, lasagna, or pot roast for dinner?
Today is the 27th Anniversary of the Challenger exploding. Where were you when you found out? Were you watching? If you weren't born or are too young, do you know anything about the Challenger disaster?
Why the very long answers recently?
is oberpfalz better than america?
Pluses and minuses, equal...neutral overall. I prefer Bavaria, Having lived there.
Tram or U-Bahn?
I'm so tired. How am I going to get through this day?
Caffeine or drugs.
Which Downton resident looks the most hung?
In my fantasy, it's Tom Branson. In reality, it's probably Moseley.
What part of your body -- from the neck down -- would you want to change the most?
How fat are you?
Why does Jeanne Cooper get top billing on Young & Restless?
Starring Jeanne Cooper
Because she's old and half in the grave. That's called respecting your elders.
Do you believe in past lives? If so, what do you remember about yours?
Stealing this question because I like it: Today is the 27th Anniversary of the Challenger exploding. Where were you when you found out? Were you watching? If you weren't born or are too young, do you know anything about the Challenger disaster?
I was 15 when the Challenger blew up. I remember watching the news about it but I don't remember it as a huge deal. Perhaps that is the narcissism of youth.
MASH or the Honeymooners?
Are you bigger than a breadstick?
I'm bigger than a French baguette.
Anybody as bored as me?
No, you're the most boring.
What TV show title describes your life as it is right now?
Who is your favorite interpreter of the American Songbook and why?
Ella Fitzgerald, because no explanationis necessary.
Is doing the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
Certainly not. Everybody's doing a brand new dance now. Come on baby, do the locomotion....
Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
Are you shy or a voyeur?
I'm a shy voyeuristic wannabe exhibitionist, baby. I don't mess around.
Is the grass greener over there or do I just have a bad attitude?
Yeah, and that greener grass will fade eventually.
If you were granted three wishes from a genie what would you want?
572 Billion dollars in cash, cure for cancer, and cure for AIDS.
If you could be anyone on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND, who would you choose?
Ginger, so I can fuck Skipper, Mr. Howell, The Professor AND Mary Aaaan.
Which professional athlete (male or female) do you want naked in your bed right now?
Thoroughly Modern Millie
If you were an animal then what would you be?
Favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you look forward to ordering when you go to dim sum?
Char siu bao
What ethnicity do you find most attractive?
I actually looked up the spelling of that, R288 and was going to post it but someone had complained up-thread about people answering more than one question. Plus, I couldn't think of a good question, myself.
Favorite girl group?
sorry.that type of porn doesn't do it for me
Hbo or showtime?
Hbo. What is your favorite 80s band?
Do you like dogs or cats
What is outside your window right now?
What is your favorite female singing group?
First Aid Kit
What is wrong with wearing tight jeansÉ
Nothing if the wearer has a great body; everything if he/she doesn't.
What's your prediction for the Super Bowl?
what was the last kind thing you said about somebody?
I'm sure u were awesome. You always are.
Why can't I get over this fatigue?
It's exhaustion, sweetie, everybody's got it.
Describe yourself in a single sentence?
a-list actress in need of better scripts.
what was your favourite movie i ever appeared in and will i ever win an oscar?
None and no.
Who's your daddy?
Some euro-hunk that gets off on making me squirm on his glockenspiel.
What vegetable does vegetable oil come from?
God. Stupid question. Who cares where vegetable oil comes from...
What movie are you most excited to see this summer?
R302 uncreative asshole
Star Trek into Darkness, The Great Gatsby, and Man of Steel
What's your favorite novel?
Paradise by Toni Morrison
If you win an Oscar, Emmy, Tony, or Grammy, which would you choose?
Oscar. it makes a fabulous butt plug.
Are you going to keep the child?
ABORT ABORT ABORT! GIVE ME A KNITTING NEEDLE!
choose at least 5 hot famous guys/athletes you would like to get gangbanged from!
The Oscar--there's just no question.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Lance Armstrong. He can fuck me five times.
Will tonight be my lucky night, if I keep my heart out of sight?
If you had to live somewhere else (a different continent, completely), where would you live?
Magic eight ball says yes, but bring an eight ball.
Tonight the light of love is in your eyes, but will you love me tomorrow?
Geez, Louise. What makes you think I'll love you tomorrow, when I barely like you tonight?
What is the square root of a butter donut?
I have no idea. I was always lousy at math.
Why do we keep indulging irrational fears?
Because we are actually addicted to the feeling of "having fear" so we can play small in the world and bitch about our lives.
Why can't you type the word eff imin ate on DL without it automatically being replaced with effiminate? Shouldn't we get over our "sensitivity?"
Because it offends the fags.
Why can't we just call a spade a spade ?
Will we ever live in a society where you won't be able to tell if a man is gay or straight simply by how they talk, act, dress etc??
We essentially do in the populated regions... especially the younger Generation.
When are we going to figure out that nobody has the "right" to inflict hate on other people?
We already have. But sadly many choose to ignore that fact.
What gives you the most joy?
Making others happy.
Do you have any pets?
Because I said so.
What will you say to explain yourself when you finally find yourself before my throne?
[Ahem. R322 is Lucifer...always wanting to get ahead of himself.]
I [bold]made[/bold] the pets.
What will you say to explain yourself when you find yourself before my throne?
I took care of two sick men and buried them. I loved my mother and treated her well. I help other people when I can.
Can you score me some dope, man?
It'll cost you.
How did this thread nearly fill in 7 days?
By not resting on the 7th day like You-Know-Who upthread did.
Did anyone else notice how r316 's lack of spelling skills ruined his point?
And some say spelling isn't important!
You shouldn't point.
Pluck, shave, wax or as God intended?
God has this one
Why did you read this thread?
Because I have nothing better to do.
What do you have to do that's better than reading this thread?
Trick question as anything we answer will send us packing.
Which character in Breaking Bad looks the most hung?
Don't watch that show.
What popular show that everyone seems to watch is one you never had any interest in seeing?
In the past, The Sopranos, but in the present is Homeland. Can't get past Claire Danes as a government anything.
How do hot guys perfect the "I'm not looking at you, I'm looking through you" gaze? Don't they know it hurts the person they're "not" looking at?
It's a learned art, practiced in front of mirrors.
If you go a few days without, how far do you normally ejaculate?
Not as far as when edging. Holding off for days makes cum thicker and more difficult to travel. Edging is when it catches momentum, and in my case it's made it past my head onto the mirror in back.
For those of you who watch the alliterative shows (Breaking Bad or Mad Men), which character seems most hung?
Who listens to Kesha? Seriously. Who?
I don't know who she is.
Ever had an HIV scare?
When was the last time you jacked off?
Day before yesterday at a Macy's rest room, with the maintenance guy (NOT the retail queens). Going to beach lockers/showers/changing rooms today for another session.
Where were you on 9/11?
In Orlando, FL. I worked at the Magic Kingdom at the time. I was in entertainment and did the daily parades. I woke up after 11am, so everything had gone down by the time I was awake. The phone kept ringing and ringing all morning, but I had turned the sound down on the answering machine. My roommate came to my door and said I needed to come out to the living room to see what was going on. She wouldn't tell me what had happened. She just said, "You have to see it to believe it." Very shocking. I got a call from my work telling me not to come in. I remember taking a shower about a hour later and crying in the shower.
Favorite Woody Allen film?
In Macy's restroom, holding the maintenance guy.
Do you think that r339 love of public and anonymous sex indicates a problem with intimacy?
At work, on the tihird floor of a building, far from the WTC. thank goodness.
What activities make you lose track of time?
Masturbation. Always seems to be over quickly but then *whoops* I realize 10 plus minutes have passed!
Has anyone ever plunked their hole down on your face? (How was it?)
Does the sound of people eating when you're not bother you?
Yes, in a public space anyway (like train or subway). The oral-grunting is as bothersome as the smell.
If you could offer a young adult only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Don't drink or do drugs. Drinking has ruined my life, and many others around me.
Would you rather be beautiful and of average intelligence, or brilliant with average looks?
Hot and dumb.
What happened to Chung Ho?
I haven't seen Chung Ho here in ages, I have not a clue.
Time or Money?
Money. I can buy time with it.
How sensitive are your nipples?
When will Jake Gyllenhaal come out?
When they investigate Lance Armstrong and find pictures of Jake licking Lance's hole on his laptop.
(also a previous question that wasn't answered: Broadway Danny Rose is my favorite but Annie Hall is his best)
What movie are you embarrassed to say is one of your favorite movies?
Sound of Music
Lets play Spunk, Plunk or swallow: of these 3 men, George Clooney, Ryan Reynolds or Chris Evans....who would you leave with a face of spunk, plunk your hole on or swallow a juicy load?
Chris Evans, Chris Evans, Chris Evans (but if forced to do so, then spunk Ryan, plunk on George, swallow my beloved Chris)
Why do some gay guys fall so hard for straight guys, yet reject other equally hot guys as soon as it's known that they're gay?
Because men are pigs, period. Straight or gay.
Which three young male stars or semi- stars will come out this year?
I have no idea since I am a straight female but I know everyone likes a challenfe.
Did I blow it with my hot bowling buddy crush by goofing on his flat cap and calling it an "old man hat", and cracking jokes about it for minutes on end after he was so proud to show it off. He was laughing but I know he is a sensitive soul.
Yes, you're a cunt.
Anyone who is not depressed enjoy a cathartic cry over life in general?
Yes, every few months.
How old we're you when your lips first tasted cock?
Fourth grade, some classmate neighbors...
Did you know that peeling a wrapper off of a bottle means your sexually frustrated?
I did not know that and I'm not sure if I understand the connection.
Will pop music ever be able to rebound?
Yes. And drinking straight out of the bottle means you have no problems putting a cock in your mouth.
How do you think you'll die?
Pop music will never rebound until real voices start singing again.
In my sleep, some night in the distant future
What is the connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
He's my best friend.
What's the name of the straight boy you've been lusting after but can never have a relationship with?
What was your most painful moment this week?
Now, I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack.
Who do you think is the most handsome man in the world?
Ryan Lochte (only in pictures).
How old were you when you came out to your parents?
I'll let you know when it happens.
What's your deepest darkest secret that you would never say out loud in person?
I love country music.
Do you forgive your parents for your childhood experiences?
Yes. It could have been worse, it could have been better, but it was what it was. Grudges are for professional victims.
Are you the flower or the gardener in your romantic relationships, and why?
Gardener. Because I have the misfortune of being drawn to wounded birds.
Why are people so hateful?
Because they don't love themselves.
Why does TCM air the same 4 Joan Crawford & Bette Davis films over and over...with sch a huge catalogue of films between the both you'd think they'd air more?
TCM seems to air the expected during it's prime time. I've found some really great, obscure stuff during the off hours. The guest hosts sometimes help the variety.
What's something you do when you're upset or angry?
Take a jog or a run, but I definitely want to be alone.
How old were you when you first masturbated?
13 years old was when it actually produced the result most guys wanted, but I started rubbing a year before.
What is your favorite gay joke?
JOKE #2: Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.
Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.
After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after 6 months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinking." "Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Damn, Sam thinks... Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that's not a problem," says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for 6 months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
JOKE #1: A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ''H'' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he''s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue ''Y'' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he''s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green ''M'' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"
What's your favorite Youtube vid (post link please)?
I grew up with Huskies. If not raised as a work dog, they guard even strangers' kids and babies in my experience. This clip always makes me laugh, maybe since it reminds me of the sweet husky neighbor dogs of my youth. (The meanest, nastiest dog I've encountered was a neglected and abused lab. It ripped free of its chain and attacked my toddler sister's arm, totally unprovoked. It wasn't trying to play; it was trying to kill her. She was making noise or taunting the dog or even near it, so there.)
What is your favorite memory?
... make that "...she WASN'T making noise or taunting the dog, or even near it."
What is your favorite memory/ies?
Fucking my first piece of hairy tight male ass. It was heaven.
Spit or swallow?
Whats your favorite sex position or fantasy?
favorite sex position is me on all fours being plowed from behind while the top talks dirty to me and makes me call him daddy.
What's your favorite pair of socks to wear?
As long as they are clean and easy to pull on, I'm not too particular.
Where was the last place you purchased something?
A bag of frozen french fries as the grocery store.
What gives your morale a boost when you need one?
Rolling a couple of joints.
Where have all the active Anne threads gone?
They've gone away to hide until her next Oscar campaign. The writers of them know this one is over. Victory: AnnE.
Who do you think is the greatest American novelist and why?
for me, Gore Vidal, because the unabashed liberal embraced much more than fiction, AND started Vidal Sassoon
what habit A would you like to switch out for habit B?
Hmmmm....to be more articulate and less of a perfectionsit.
What, if any, sex toys would or do you use?
A little devil.
If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose, and how would you torment them?
The Pope. By having sex with Ryan Gosling in front of him.
Who gave you wood during the Super Bowl?
My fb he rubbed my crotch for three hours
Why am I so dedicated to my insane whore bitch bf
If I could answer that, I'd solve one of the great mysteries of the world.
Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wished?
No. The best part of sex is the actual touching of skin on skin. Plus, I'm hot and can fuck just about anytime I have the urge. Bad trade off for me.
How do you REALLY feel about Los Angeles (I sort of love it, but act like I don't here on the Dl)?
Really no opinion. Its fine. I've only been once. Well, twice if you count Disneyland. However, we drove to Disneyland from San Diego, so I don't even think I was in Los Angeles that time.
Would it gross you out if a girl had run around a party asking people to sniff her fingers, then you later found out she had stuff said fingers into pussy before doing it?
I meant "stuffed". Sorry.
Cyber sniffing goes on here on the DL, steer clear of Cheryl's well-manicured hands.
If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?
Chinese as it is the new super power
Do you have a healthy lifestyle and if not, why not? And if yes what do u do
Fairly healthy. No fried food. Minimal bread. Very little meats. I eat fish, salad, fruit, juices legumes, and water, water, water.
Kathy Griffin or Joan Rivers?
Young gay men who have daddy issues like to get fucked by older men (thank god!!). Does this happen when lesbians have mommy issues? And how does a straight guy with Daddy issues deal with that?
Possibly, yes. Mother issues don't get covered like Daddy issues. Straight men with Daddy issues aka 'Father Hunger', is a sad thing, because they often times desire unromantic sex with men and are not gay, often times it is manifested in abuse and alcoholism.
Have you ever had sex with someone when you didn't really want to?
Yes, I did. My ex. And a gross overweight guy I met online for a hook-up.
What are your guilty pleasures in: music? food? TV
No. I can only get it up for someone I'm attracted to, which has proved to be both a blessing and a curse.
If you could be world renowned in any art form (music, writing, painting, etc.), which would you choose and why?
A playwright. I'm a theater fanatic.
Which do you prefer and why - 1980s porn or the current batch?
R400: House Music, Pita Chips, TCM
R401: Current. Currently anyway.
Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment.
Should I jack off to that Arpad guy? Should I call me friend and see if he wants to grab a bite? I want to write a book.
Vanilla or chocolate?
What feelings do you have about the Oregon Sweet Cakes discrimination?
All discrimination is sad.
The actual Buttholes of a men : are they cute enough to fuck or just a necessary evil ?
very cute, never was a cuter thing
What will i fix for lunch?
A soup and sandwich combo.
How can I cheer myself up now that I am unemployed?
R407 Excercise and volunteer
If you could magically be really beautiful or extremely smart, which would you choose?
Beautiful - I'm already smart.
If you could have a threeway with any two film stars, who would you pick?
Raoul Bova & Luca Argentero
What keeps you interested, day to day?
When was the last time you cried?
Tuesday, watching Monica Beverly Hillz lose it.
Best dance performance ever?
Janet Jackson in her "If" video
What makes you happy?
Being in love.... and while we are on that subject, will my ex boyfriend decide he wants to see me again?
NO, they never do.
What were you doing New Year's Eve?
Getting drunk and high then throwing up.
What is your mother like?
A real bitch, just like Joan Crawford.
How many alcoholic drinks do you drink per week?
how many people fit into your bedroom?
As many as I want! It's a large room.
Favorite type of music?
If you could have any superpower, which would you choose and why?
Invisibility. I already am possess the negative qualities of that power, I might as well get the positives too.
Can a true bottom ever be a decent top?
What the name of you 7th grade homeroom teacher?
when did you suck him off?
Never. I'm a woman.
Paper or plastic?
Are you an introvert or extrovert?
[Intermission] I want to hug you, R422, and give you a proper big kiss. [/Intermission]
When multiple traffic lanes have to merge into fewer, do you merge early or late?
Once. He was as pure as the driven snow. Never after.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Nobody really knows how old they are. They take it on faith from their parents and a piece of paper their parents give them. But people, including parents, lie.
Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?
R432 has obviously been spying on me. And how has that worked out for you, cochise?
Did he just dis me for real, or am I imagining it?
It's all in your head.
If you could name this site something else what would it be?
Teen drama lounge
Suck me off?
send pic for ans, ttyl
Do you like dirty talk, small talk, or no talking at all?
Rim or be rimmed?
Would you rather wake up naked and sore without memory of the night before, laying next to Burger King telling you "had it your way" or wake up next to Ronald McDonald telling you that "you were loving it"??
I'll take Burger King.
Matt or Ben?
Pitt or Clooney?
Starsky or Hutch?
Hutch. Martin or Lewis?
Neither. The Rat Pack and all its subsidiaries bore the hell out of me.
Do you believe in god?
Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?
Never get new ones.
Hairy ass crack or smooth???
Blue eyes or Green?
Ben n' Jerry's or haagen dazs
Will me and him ever get a second chance?
No, Move on.
Should I see Les Miserables?
The show, yes. The movie, maybe.
How much snow will NYC get tonight?
10-15 inches tonight, maybe 1 inch tomorrow, is the last update I heard.
What color looks best on you?
Yeah, Russian wrestlers were at the gym today. I'm hungry.
If you just won a million dollars, what one big ticket item would you buy?
What's the whoriest thing you've ever done?
You fucked up the rhythm, you dumb ass bitch.
Can you please phrase that in a question r457?
R455 Steam Room Calisthenics
What is the one thing you absolutely hate doing that you have to do every day?
remember what to do and say
will he rape me?
Of course, and you'll thank him for it.
What’s is the one sexual fantasy that you think about the most?
Getting fucked by Superman, Batman, The Human Torch, and the cast of Spartacus.
If you could rewrite the ending to any movie, which one would it be, and what would be the new ending?
No, he won't do anything you don't want to do.
Crab or lobster?
If you could rewrite the ending to any movie, which one would it be, and what would be the new ending?
Fatal Attraction. They'd eat the rabbit.
Have you ever jerked off to an image of yourself?
Narcissistic mirror sex.
How do you feel about what's under your bed?
I'll clean it someday.
Do you have a fag hag?
Yes, she is under the bed with the others.
Will this thread be placed in a time capsule or the gay archives?
What do you think Queen Elizabeth is afraid of?
The ghost of Princess Diana.
If you had a 60 second Super Bowl advertisement, what would you want to show a billion people?
Do you think Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty ever fucked?
R471, I don't know what any of those words means. So, yes. Or no.
What's better: A cat that acts like a dog or a dog that acts like a cat?
A dog that acts like a cat if it shits in a box and cleans itself.
Is snow toxic?
Only if it's yellow.
Are you a cock gobbler?
I was today at the beach.
Who are you a bit ashamed of liking a lot?
Fergie and Britney Spears.
Do you think fortune tellers are quacks or do they have legitimate "powers"?
I think most are well intended quacks.
What was your favorite age as a child and what was your favorite age as an adult?
5 and 50.
If you could have sex with one ginge, who would it be?
More snow on Wednesday?
In California, haven't seen snow in 20 years.
What's for (or was for) dinner?
Bacon wrapped turkey and mashed potatoes.
How many times have you come in the last 24 hours?
Zero, but I plan to in about five minutes.
A big burly man who makes you his bitch or a stunning lithe guy who needs you to fuck him?
A big burly man who turns into my bitch and ends up on my lap.
What's your favorite Motown act?
Martha & the Vandellas (Nowhere to Run.)
Speaking of Art Bell bumper music, if he makes a comeback, would you listen?
I like all 'mo acts
When you masturbate, do you splunge into a kleenix, your hand, a handkerchief, or the bed sheets?
My morning coffee. And then I drink it.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever stuck in your ass?
I don't splurge- I'm a lady (let's not even get into the squirt discussion)...
Oscars- best picture- who will win?
R486 a cucumber
r487 Life of Pi
What do you think Valentine Day *should* be like?
Valentine's Day is an unnecessary marketing gimmick from cards, flowers and chocolate companies. There's already anniversaries, birthdays and just generally appreciating your loved one.
Your boss, good or bad?
I am going back to school, but the job I left in December, the boss was the CUNTIEST CUNT WHO EVER FUCKING CUNTED. Do NOT like that asshole. She was disgusting.
What's your favorite Best Supporting Actress Oscar winner ever?
Cloris Leachman, The Last Picture Show
Metaphorically speaking, what is the most important tool in your tool box?
Gay, Str8, Bi, Pan, Tran?
Gay, gay, gay, as is there is any other way.
Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?
Good question. 100 years from the past, because I don't want to know the future. It'd take a way the joy of finding out what's to come.
Which do you think people pay more attention to: brains or looks?
Employment? Brains for men, looks for women.
If you could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?
R495 is naive. Looks count more than brains for men also.
My sister who passed away.
What's your favorite movie you'd never admit to watching?
While You Were Sleeping. Damn that Sandy Bullock!
Who was the better president (not necessarily the better man): Jefferson, Lincoln, or FDR?
FDR for the New Deal.
If this thread hits six hundred do we start it again?
If you could live the next 24 hours and then erase it and start over just once, what would you do?
Get fucked or fuck by every good looking movie star....I assume since we are theorizing they would all be available.
Shaved legs and ass or hairy?
Bert or Ernie?
Best Vivien Leigh performance: Scarlett O'Hara or Blanche DuBois?
Scarlett O'Hara-still an iconic performance decades later.
Why does the shark in Jaws:The Revenge growl like a lion and explode when he is impaled at the end of the movie?
For the same reason the spiders in 8 Legged Freaks chitter and squeal. To convey something to an audience they assume is stupid.
Favorite Spielberg movie and why?
Catch me if you can. My fav, I don't know why actually.
Did you like Heath Ledger's performance in the Dark Knight why or why not?
No, because I would like the Heath Ledger trolls head to explode.
Why can't I figure out whether or not trolls in the above should have an apostrophe?
Yes. I though it was insane
Should I go out with James or John?
R508, because grammar isn't your strong point. Let's hope you have no gag reflex.
R509, James. Nobody wants to date a toilet. Well, mostly nobody.
What pet(s) do you have?
Miss Sissy Boodles was my last pet so none at the moment
Why do I stay with this llar this cheating manwhore son of a bitch
'Cause, lyrically but truly, breaking up is hard to do.
Are all liberals smug?
I am a liberal and my farts don't stink.
Do you scratch your asshole then sniff your finger
Not all, but many.
Are you in a relationship with the person you want or the person you settled for?
Neither, sorry to say.
What series should they actually remake?
The Partridge Family. How do you feel about the fact that the US is quickly becoming an Hispanic country?
I think it'll look good on the tea party.
Do you believe most DLers mean 90% of the ugly stuff they say?
The same way the Native Americans felt when they saw a bunch of rowdy Englishmen pull up on their shores. You adapt, you adjust, and hope they're kinder to us, than the English were to the Native Americans.
Hair Cuttery or Supercuts?
I'm not in a relationship.
Why don't "Greatest Hits" collections contain the versions actually heard on the radio?
Copyright laws & royalty payments, I presume.
A normal good looking guy chews ice, picks nose in car, farts in bed or picks teeth at dinner table - are any of these a deal breaker? (Could the guy even possibly be gay with any of these habits!)
Not if he's the love of your life. Just don't invite him to any upscale parties.
Why are straight guys so attractive to gay men? We all think we can change them gay, but we never think we can change ourselves straight.
No, Yes, Yes and NO. Just my personal pet peeves, but these "normal" things cannot be changed. Yes, he can be gay - I do two of these myself, including one of my deal breakers. OH.
Have you ever smoked crack ?
Nope and never plan on it.
If you could pick one song to sum up your existence on earth what would it be?
At the moment, These Days, Glen Campbell version. Though the original is by Jackson Browne.
Is all that caterwauling really necessary?
No but it's therapeutic.
Is it necessary to be an asshole to be a CEO?
Of course not, however the high profile position tends to attract the sociopathic.
What do you usually pass time with, when you are really bored?
The internet, masturbation. Often both.
Would you rather have the perfect body or be able to retire and never worry about money. You wouldn't be super rich, you just wouldn't have to worry about bills ever again.
Money. I can always "buy" the body.
Reasking a question from up thread: when you scratch your ass crack, do you then smell your fingers???
Only after a workout.
Do you like garage sales, second hand stores and consignment shops?
I love them, as long as I have a wad of cash handy.
Pick up the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and what does the fourth line say?
What must I do to be rid of you? And plague said: "You know but cannot do it."
Are you an advocate for any cause, in your daily life?
I'm an advocate for gentle melancholy.
What is your one, irrefutable dealbreaker with an otherwise perfect partner?
Do you like or love Susan Lucci?
Like. I never watched ALL MY CHILDREN, but I remember her in some campy "horror" film on ABC when I was little. She belonged to a country club that had a gateway to hell or something like that.
Favorite STAR WARS film and why?
First one because everyone was unknown and seemed fresher.
What movies need a remake and which should never be remade?
A Chorus Line
Ever enthusiastically have sex with a man you knew to be married or partnered?
No. I wouldn't want it done to me.
Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, or Miranda?
I'm aware of the show but not familiar with the personalities so I don't know.
What's the best way to get rid of ants, short of spraying poison everywhere?
R537-Charlotte... With Samantha's Sluttiness.
R538-my exterminators come quarterly and spray. When I have had an infestation they make a special trip and use bait in small straw-like tubes, placed in key areas.
What color are your bedroom walls?
The color of most supermarket paper bags.
When you know it'll be a one-nighter, top or bottom?
Depends on the guy.
Everybody has a dollar amount (think of that movie with Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore where someone offered her 1 million to sleep with her). What is your dollar amount to sleep with someone you would NOT normally be attracted to?
Sliding scale according to the person's sex and ugliness factor.
What would you really like to have/do for St Valentine's Day?
Which one is hotter, Jensen or Jared?
What era of music is your fav?
Damn, I've done it for dinner and cab fare.
Do you pee in the shower?
R544. Sixties, and current club mixes.
R546. Doesn't everybody?
Where is the love?
It's all around. No need to waste it. You can have the town
why don't you take it?
I don't look for it anymore, but I have never mistaken it.
Do you believe that people have the right to determine when they die ?
Absolutely! It should be universal and vouchsafed.
Can he suck me later?
Nothing wrong with the present, but sure, something to look forward to.
Do straight good-looking men like Patrick Wilson really sleep with ugly women like Lena Dunham on a whim? Because it would never happen in the gay world.
Say it isn't so!
What are 5 words to describe your sex life?
Trashy, trashy, trashy, trashy, trashy.
Who inspired you the most when you were a little kid?
My sister. Still does to this day.
Have you ever had sex in front of someone who was just watching?
Yes- my partner.
Could you enjoy an ugly man fucking you if he had a huge dick?
No, but mostly because I'm a top and don't bottom.
I'm in love with a married man. Should I let him go, or hold on and hope he leaves his wife whom he doesn't like?
Let him go. You owe it to yourself, his wife, and even him. Find a single. Im sure he's out there.
Last meal on earth. What do you choose?
I'd probably opt to get high and have a Negroni instead.
Why am I *so* urging for dark chocolate tonight?
Be sure to have a tampon handy tomorrow.
Is Nicki Minaj for real?
Yeah...she is real g-h-e-t-t-o.
Name the top 10 (or less) female sex symbols of the prior century, in your opinion.
Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren, Halle Berry, Ava Gardner, Ann-Margret, Sharon Stone, Cindy Crawford, and Farrah Fawcett. (And as an added bonus: Jessica Rabbit)
Have you ever smoked pot, shot up heroin, smoked crack, taken E, or snorted coke before? If so, which ones and your take on each.
Pot- Yes. I don't get high anymore, but I miss it.
Heroin- No. A close friend of mine was a heroin addict for 12 years and it nearly cost him his life. Wouldn't touch it.
Smoke crack- Not interested.
Coke- is for assholes. The crash isn't worth the high anyway.
What music have you been listening to lately and why?
50's soul - Laverne Baker. Listen and you won't need to ask why.
Do you still hate one of your ex's? Why?
All of them. When I break up, I break up.
How would you fake your own death?
Falling off a cliff.
Its 3am and a limo pulls up next to you as your walking home alone from club.....the door opens and your dream male movie star (insert name) from any era offers to commit one gay sex act ONLY with you...what will you do or make him do? Decisions, decisions.....
Inside the limo is James Marsden, I get in the back, get on all fours and he fucks me doggy style.
What's the biggest age difference between you and someone you had sex with?
The first guy that fucked me was 57. Huge cock. I don't know how I took it. I was 19. So, 38 years.
Have you ever seriously considered suicide? If so, what were the circumstances?
Wow! Quite an age difference.
No, I honestly never have considered suicide. I know that is quite rare from the people I have talked with or met in my life. I think its because I grew up poor so nothing was ever a setback nor did I feel it was ever unrecoverable. Even breakups. I always believed "this too shall pass"....eventually.
Will we ever have a sex symbol again on the level of Monroe in film or Fawcett on tv? (Seems that with all the internet hos that it vant happen)
Vant = can't
No one will ever top Farrah. Period.
Why would my supposed best friend send me a "Happy Valentine's Day!" Facebook message when he knows my partner recently dumped me after 16 years?
Exactly because of that. Your friend wanted you to know that you were loved. There are many kinds of love and all are celebrated by Hallmark.
Have you ever experienced survivor's guilt?
Not even close.
Which TV series star would you most like to fuck?
Does anyone besides me think that the ending of "Final Destination 5" was exceedingly clever? (the way they tied it to the first movie)
Yes. Very. Love Nicholas D'Agostino, so I was sad to see his character there.
Do you ever pull your nut hairs out when you're playing with your dick?
No, but now I want to try it.
Should another thread like this one be started when we reach 600?
Sure. Who knew? Aimless questions and answers follow a creative path.
What is your favorite time of the day?
Do you like hiking?
My skirt? Hells ya!
What does this smell like?
Kailash Singh - smelliest man in the world - no bath for 37 years.
Which "Seth" would you like to play hide the weiner with? Seth MacFarlane, Seth Rogan, Seth Meyers (SNL), Seth Green, or Seth Binzer (Crazy Town) or Seth ?
I never realized before that there is not one fuckable person called Seth.
Can a name be cursed ?
No, there's no such thing as curses.
What makes some men's ejaculate yellowish and lumpy?
I'd have to charge you for my diagnosis.
Where would you take me on a date?
R581 ejaculate is yellowish if a slight bit of urine is mixed in. This usually happens with older men.
Lumpy ejaculate....if you mean thick...thats usually men under 30. Just a sign that everything is working & producing very well.
My ideal date with you would be to take you to Italy on my private plane or in first class of a commercial airline.
Will the world ever reach a point of Utopia where we all tolerate or celebrate each others differences? How many eons away are we from this?
Sadly, that will never happen. Humans are assholes at heart. I think Anne Frank said that.
Favorite Madonna song and why?
La Isla Bonita because it makes me want to fly to tropical Belize, find myself a hot little Pedro, and fuck for 7 days and 7 nights.
Now that Lena Dunham has created and stars in HBO's Girls, who do you think (hypothetically) would or could create and star in HBO's Boys?
The guy who played her gay x-boyfriend. He was great.
I'm over it. Are you?
Haven't we been for decades?
No, because this hasn't been going on for decades.
So, pardon me, while I pick up what's left of my heart, and prepare for the great flounce.
Did you have fun?
I did. Thanks for asking.
How long will it take for the people of the world to realise we are destroying our home?
We've know for more than a century. A lot of people care, and they have little power to do anything. When *all* people finally realize that you can't eat or drink money, it will be too late.
What one item in your home are you most embarrassed about owning?
Thong underwear, its not like I am ever going to wear it. I do own alot of jockstraps too but I wear those daily.
Who killed JFK?
The husband of some gash he fucked.
Do you think you're racist?
Yes, I am definitely racist.
Would you hang out with Gwyneth P?
I'd rather hang with her than any racist fuck.
What political action do you think will ignite World War III?
The end of this thread
Would you care to start a new one?
Rock, paper, or scissors?
What should we do now?
Who has lube?
Write nasty comments on Tim Tebow's Facebook page.
Who is lower on the Hollywood Food Chain then a paid audience member?