Are you famous?

Do we have any celebrities here?

Ivana
• I used to be a minor celebrity, but I live a much quieter life now. My only public work these days are my occasional DL posts.

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• Constance, who was a bigger bitch: Joan Van Ark or Ted Shackelford?

• It might be a stretch to call him "famous" but I know of a best-selling author who posts here (and I'm not talking about Josh, either)

• Justin Cronin is gay, huh, R3?

• I read this everyday and my lawyers are are going to sue for the identities of anyone who says anything nasty about me (or nice about Sally.)

  AnnE

• I am the greatest actress ever and I post daily. My friend is an obscure ex-television star with self -esteem issues, she posts occasionally.

  M

• r4, it's not him

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• Matt Damon may be aware of DL. See link.

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• I'm a famous actor and I love sucking cock. I did it to get all my movie roles. Sometimes I had to bottom. But it was worth the effort. Now I am on the A list.

• I am Rula Lenska - actor, former Polish cuntess, blood donor, and admitted Alberto VO5 user. I, too, smoked a lot of pole.

• The few who are will never say so. Some stalker with trolldar will track their every comment to 'try and figure out the identity'. Trolldar ruined this place.

• I am the Great Singer and Occasional Dialer of the Phone. Everyone knows and loves me.

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• Well, I wouldn't say famous, exactly.

• I am by no means famous, but I am a published writer. And by "published" I mean recognizable media outlets, not the Podunk Pennysaver. Mostly newspapers and magazines, but also have essays in a few books.

• Could you rephrase the question?

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• Douglas Faneuil posts here.

• Constance, honey, there is nothing minor about you!

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• [quote]And by "published" I mean recognizable media outlets, not the Podunk Pennysaver. Mostly newspapers and magazines, but also have essays in a few books. Do us a favor and drop the "Pennysaver" references from now on. It dates you as a member of the Newsprint Generation. Also, some of the most successful writers in the world choose to live in "Podunk" places.

• I'm a legend in my own mind.

• R16, is he the one who posted the "WEHT Douglas Faneuil" post the other day? I assume so, since he's both the only one who'd care and one who wouldn't know where he is.

• I'm not. But I play one on tv.

• R14 is a tool. I'm a published writer, too. Reputable and reviewed. That wasn't the question. It's "Are you famous?" and the answer for you (outside of your own mind, apparently) is no, you're not. "And by published I mean..." you sound like a complete and utter cunt.

• "R14 is a tool. I'm a published writer, too." All it takes to be labeled a "tool" is mentioning that you're a published author? Geez, try being a little nicer.

• I can't win, R23. I was making a joke about the whole thing, because I knew that if I said "I'm a published writer" some bitch would be, like, "church newsletters don't count." I was trying to make a joke AND my point at the same time. And yet, the knives came out anyway.

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