The Inaugural Balls

Apparently, the guests at the Latino ball will include Chita Rivera and Rita Moreno. Do you suppose Biden hates Rita but not Chita?

The Voice of the Night
• I got your inaugural balls right here, baby!

• I'm still mad about the "inaugural invitation." In 2008 I was invited to festivities, but in Chicago, not Washington. In 2012 I got one of those fake "invitations" they sent out to a million people, and I shredded it thinking it was spam.

• Chita and Rita are going to be the surprise entertainment. They like to be in America!

• Chita and Rita...but no Evita? What a travesty!!!

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• I can remember when I had two balls at the inauguration of my competitive cycling career.

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