Jason Statham Got Fat

Almost obese really, at least in gay terminology.

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• Wow.

• He's still muscular and sexy as hell. I'd do him in a heart beat.

• His blood pressure must be terrible. His muscle mass must be riddled with fat deposits. He must sweat pure grease and fart rancid gas. GROSS!

• Looks better than 95% of the guys on Scruff.

• Has well below average body fat for an adult male.

• Nope, he's frau-sized.

• EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. WHY do these people do that?

• fuck yeah

• He's got the Magic Johnson kind of AIDS, where instead of wasting away and getting purple blotches, you get sympathy, good press and really obese.

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• That made me feel so much better about my gut. Thanks, OP!

  45%20Fatty

• I'd still hit it.

• Eww! You weren't joking OP - he's gross now.

• The shorts are ugly, but I'd lick what's in them.

• Woof, that's hot. Love men with meat on their bones.. woof woof woof

• I LIKE HIS FLESH, BUT THE SHORTS = TERRIBLE. ALSO, WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A WATCH PERIOD, NEVERMIND INTO THE OCEAN? TAKE IT ALL OFF AND FUCK MY FACE, SILLY MAN.

  c.%20lock

• He's a midget, isn't he? He was previously a diver, and they're all midgets. Small men pack it on quicker than taller guys.

• Saw him recently at on Sunset, at a Cafe - he got up to leave and he was tiny, but proportioned. Solid, not fat. But not a pretty sight. He looks much better on camera. Big, stubby nose,etc.

  Mr.%20LA

• Well, for heaven's sake -- let's just deport the man!

• I love that scene in Crank where he runs around in nothing but a hospital gown, exposing his bare ass cheeks.

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• Wow, I'm more bothered by how tiny his nipples are. Devastating.

• And the Gerard Depardieu award for the celebrity most likely to eat his costar goes to....

• He's British, what did you expect? They all turn to shit after 40.

• Stop kidding yourself, R22. Spare us your anti-Brit trolling. He's 45 years old. No male is immune. It just gets tougher to keep the weight off and I suspect it's an "off-season" photo. Do you guys really think you're immune from ageing? That your metabolism won't slow with age? It happens to everybody. The only way at that age to combat it - if you choose - is to train hard and keep a very disciplined. Heavy drinkers would never recover their physique. Statham just looks like he's resting a bit.

• ^^ *a very disciplined diet.

• Forget the shorts - look at the bulge.

• [quote]Do you guys really think you're immune from ageing? That your metabolism won't slow with age? It happens to everybody. I can't believe my eyes. I had to read that twice. R23, you must be new here. DL rules clearly state that there is NO EXCUSE for getting fat. Oops, nevermind. I forgot that you DL queens save the blame and shame for fraus who have "let themselves go," not some straight hottie you want to fuck.

  Carry%20on

• Me too, r20. Micronip = dealbreaker.

  C.McN.

• So many of you here have such obvious eating disorders.

• Who even uses the word "hottie" anymore? Is this still 2004?

• I saw him at the Grove Wednesday and he seemed out of shape.

• He looks so HOT! YUM!