what do they smell like? do you cup your hand and smell them?
Attention whore! If I've asked you once, I've asked you a hundred times: Why would anyone care about you without Kelsey?
Kyle
You sound enchanting. May I assume you're single?
me too, OP. I had to leave a store this evening because I couldn't stop farting. They weren't the silent killers either. These were screamer banshee farts that ripped like bubbles from a bubble bath. I have the air purifier on tonight.
All this would happen when the temp was 82 degrees here in LA.
Picking my nose.
Hmmm...are you out on the fart patio?
all%20new%20Portlandia
Salt and vinegar potato chip farts.
Today, I let my dog test the ham&beans before they were done.
She's laying next to me, cocking one leg, and letting loose with the one-cheek sneaks.
I'm shitting at home and farting a lot.
I steamed fresh Brussels Sprouts this evening and the house smelled like farts while they were cooking, but not in a disgusting way--more like smelling your own farts.
Anomynous%20
I had barbecue brisket, beans, potato salad, deviled eggs, hot dogs, saurkraut and beer tonight and GOD DAMN it is rank. The dog is scratching on the door trying to escape. It's terrible. I have been farting non-stop since sundown. It's worse because I had Honey Boo Boo and her family over tonight. They're still here and ripping out worse ones than I am. I'm about to ask them to leave. It's freezing cold and I had to open my windows.
Gwyneth P.
I'm rubbing semen between my fingers.
Jesus, R6, you made me fart from laughing so hard.
I'm rolling moist smelly dingleberries between my fingers.
Poopie McPooperson
I am making bread, using my vaginal yeast.
Cheryl
I'm fisting myself... feels good when you fart at the same time
Typical 'mo into shit and piss and thinks being a human toilet equals sex. No wonders norms hate you all.
I hope you all will check and clean your anus and pubes accordingly
