Chicago: We're Number One! In Murders! Ask About Our Bed Bugs!

They hide in the fat rolls below our gunts!

http%3A//consumerist.com/2013/01/18/if-you-dont-want-bed-bugs-you-might-want-to-reconsider-living-in-these-cities/


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• Chicago has always been a crime-ridden shithole and the people are rude.

• Ah, the insecure New Yorkers attack on schedule.

• R2 Actually, I'm from Illinois, dear.

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• Why ar there so many bed bugs in Ohio, I can understand all those other cities because they are filled with filthy immigrants but Columbus?

• What's up with the Ohio cities? I can see how the other cities are infested with bed bugs. Those are full of welfare recipients and filthy immigrants, who bring that garbage in with Poz Face Obama's OK. But Columbus?

• What city ISN'T a shithole? And don't say NYC - I've been there many times. Trust. It's a shithole. Vancouver is nice, I think. I've heard Toronto is nice, but I've not been. LA, NYC, DC, Philly, Chicago, Miami, Houston, N.O., all pretty much... Wait for it... Shitholes.

• Disney's Bob Iger only got an 18% pay increase last year. He pulled in a measly 37.1 million. He said, "Well I may make less than Oprah but at least I'm not fat, or black."

• all people who live in any city are assholes

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• r5, it's all the flyover folk's fault when they visit big cities and then carry the bugs home with them as a special souvenir from their trips without taking the proper precautions.

• Ohio is a mess.

• Troll-dar r4 and watch the thread light up in cray-cray yellow. F&F!

• Hooray! I missed the Anti-Chicago Troll!

• ff for r5. You're welcome.