What's the Oldest thing You've Masturbated on?

Mine is a book detailing the Civil War. It was printed in 1865.

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• My Grandpa.

• On an 8th grade English class.

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• Betty White

  Bill Shatner

• Joan Rivers

• The moon

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• Calvin Klein

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• The Bible (first edition)

• During a secret archeological dig in Afghanistan, I uncovered the camel dung dildo dating back to the days of Christ. The very same dildo that high ranking officials in the United States government have been so fervently seeking. I paid some Marines to hold security while I relieved myself.

• R5 wins and is "unbeatable"...

• Madonna.

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• Buzz wins.

• Tom Bianchi. I was his life partner soulmate for twenty minutes!

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• Tutankhamun's tomb

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• The winner of this thread is quite obviously R12 and Tom Bianchi. He's even older than the moon.

• He was 65 and when I shot he yelled "fly, boy, fly!"

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• Calvin Klein

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• Sam Waterston

• The Colosseum in Rome Honest.

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• Philip

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• eldergay thread!

• Gramma Moses

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• Earth.