She just told a guy that if any woman ever tells him that his uncut penis is beautiful, she's lying. What a fucking cunt! Reason #101 why I can't stand this tore up, beat down, blown out bitch.
She's Jewish. She shouldn't apply her particular cultural perspective to ALL women.
R1, you don't have to be Jewish to appreciate a nice, cut penis. That said, she is uglier, inside and out, than foreskin.
R2 has it.
Though I think foreskin is beautiful.
I've watched her show a few times, but the truth is she's really toxic and fills me with yuck. She's just a mean bitch. I feel sorry for her employees. The millionaires, not so much. They usually have love-life failure coming to them with all their dysfunction and out-of-whack expectations (money does not buy everything). It would be an interesting show if Patti weren't such a horrible person. I can't watch her abuse people.
And clearly, she'd like to hide that her success rate (at least in terms of longevity) is rather low.
She's right. Most foreskins are hideous.
Typical show goes something like this: "I lost weight using to Sensa! Did I mention Sensa? Go buy some Sensa! Look at me--I have a driver! See me in the backseat? That's me being driven! I hope we can wrap this segment up before the rental car is due back!"
Then this whore has the nerve to say there's "no curbing the gays" because she had a gay mixer once and caught some of the guys exchanging phone numbers. USE YOUR HEAD, BITCH! Of course you're not gonna get that at one of your straight mixers...those consist of a group of ALL hetero females vying for one man (so of course the women aren't going to be exchanging phone numbers with each other) or all hetero males vying for one female (so duh, the males aren't going to be exchanging phone numbers). But if you had a group of BOTH men and women mixed together in a room then guess what? You'd catch some of them exchanging phone numbers too! Because they'd be attracted to one another! She's so fucking stupid.
In person she's even worse. If she had any brains she wouldn't generalize about other girls' taste just because of what she personally likes. If she had ANY understanding of other females she'd talk about how little the "look" of the man's penis matters compared to how he treats a girl and if he makes her feel very special in and out of bed. She strikes me as a man-hater rather than a man appreciator. Please get her off the air now.
I was raised Jewish and never encountered an uncut cock til college. I almost didn't date a guy at first because he was uncut (mostly because I was afraid I wouldnt know how to handle foreskin). He ended up being my first serious boyfriend and his cock was the best part about him. Now I really don't care one way or the other, as long as it's nice and gets me off.
I don't really understand BRAVO or Andy Cohen's loyalty towards her. Her show's ratings aren't all that (and have been abysmal at times). The season in NYC was a disaster. No one seems to really like her or her staff. But she's been renewed over and over again, despite all odds.
Plus, the idea of a professional matchmaker who claims to come from a long line of Jewish women who do this (yes, it's an esteemed role, traditionally) who is over 50 and never been married? It's a bad joke. It's a disgrace, I tell you.
I don't like her, but on this particular issue she is correct.
OP here, and I should have explained the circumstances a little better. The guy she said this to was one of the millionaires that came to her for help getting hitched. Her comment came COMPLETELY out of left field and was totally uncalled for. I'm not even uncut and I was offended! It was way harsh. I wish I could find the clip online. Total cunt.
That stupid fucking douchebag that works for her--the one with the mohawk--always irks me. He thinks he's SOOOO fucking cool. I'm embarrassed for him.
If find her and her staff to be a weird combination of people.
She's got this rich-bitch yenta thing going on. And then her staff are like hipsters..but like weird sterile hipsters. The guy with the mohawk, but it's not a punk rawk mohawk, it's a pretentious overlycoifed mohawk.
"I don't really understand BRAVO or Andy Cohen's loyalty towards her."
Then you're about as dense as Abraham.
Andy had her as his jackhole of the day after she made her somewhat comment about gay men all hooking up. I'm surprised she's back on.
R8, She's an extreme insult to traditional matchmakers of all religions and races and cultural backgrounds. True "yentas" were extremely observant and could pair couples up not just based on family background but on personality and physical compatibility. Unlike the high pressure "dating experts" of today, they took very little money for their services which they considered a bonus to the community and its' survival.
I've been done with that cunt's show for a long time. Will not watch.
Frankly, I'm just about done with Bravo.
Ugly Cunt faced Jewess. Throw her in an oven. Next.
So millionaires supposedly pay her big $$$ to hitch them up. You know where she finds the potential mates for her mixers? CRAIGSLIST.
I think she's funny but can be unbelievably cruel to other women. Like she is the paragon of hotness. I do love Stacy Kessler though. Remember this crazy bitch?
Was Stacy Kessler the bitch that literally ran out of her shoes to get away from the "old man" (who wasn't even that old and was amazingly handsome, btw).
Haha, I remember Stacy Kessler from back when my partner used to make me watch this shitty show. I think I saw her on some other Bravo trash too. She was hilarious.
She wants all the women to look the same: tan, straight long hair, short cocktail dresses. I mean she told a woman to straighten her hair and get a spray tan, then she would be attractive enough to win the guy. Wtf?
She used to harp on womens' weight all the time even though at that time, she was fat herself. Major hypocrite.
She has a horrible success rate and if she fails she claims the participants did not follow her rules. She has two failed engagements and her current boyfriend..she met him online.
She's always yammering on to the girls about how men don't want to date another man (aka girl with a penis) but she has the biggest dick in the room. A penis could never get hard in her presence.
As much as I hate her, SOME of the success rate thing has to be that these millionaires are so damaged and unrealistic.
They ought to call her "The Millionaire Madam", because she tries to turn her women into whores.
She's right! Uncut dicks, yuck!
Telling Caucasian women to tan, I think, is bad advice. I think it makes Caucasian women look worse. Instead of tanning to supposedly cover up bad skin and wrinkles, these women should be told to invest in good skin care including sun block.
Luckily, because I'm gay, this tanning craze hasn't affected white men too much and has died down within the last 2 years. It's actually driven me to look for red-headed men because they have the whitest skin color and I'm not that attracted to red-heads.
I prefer cut. Yet I don't mind uncut.
It is ridiculous for this cunt to tell people to change their appearance/style of dress/etc. Why have people be someone they're not? That's not going to last.
She is a clown. Absurd. Stopped watching this beast seasons ago.
In the show open they removed the boast about her having a 99 percent success rate, which is a bit unlikely since on the show she is batting around 1 percent
R20, that was a different head case. I saw that, she had an issue with getting old and the older man she freaked out and ran out of her shoes on, was really hot, like model hot.
Oh okay, I found a Hulu clip of her...that was Shauna. What a delusional bitch, that guy seemed like one hell of a catch. The funny thing is, if Patti ever met another woman exactly like herself she'd RAGE on her.
What business does an old maid/spinster have being a matchmaker?
Patti is deeply ugly, both inside and out.
Anyone else watching this dreck right now. I have it on as background noise. The plastic surgeon pings off the chart. The Jewish rap guy is kind of sexy.
Did anyone notice that Patsy has started dated Frankenstein?
Seriously, check the guy out
And, by 'dating' i mean 'acting for the camera'
Man, you ain't kiddin'. That guy's off-the-chart fug.
The episode where the bf was introduced was stomach-turningly fake. From the freakish assistants acting *SHOCKED* at the news to Patsy's date with him (all documented by multiple cameras) where he presents her with a pair or earrings that just *happen* to match the ring she'd acquired from her supposedly dead birth mother. And then we were subjected to incredibly painful/awkward scenes of her sucking on his FACE.
Patsy and, well, let's call him BF Frank, were on Watch What Happens Live. The BF was the guest bartender and you could tell he was just lovin the attention. And, really, isn't that how everyone treats their bf? Bring them on tv and make them mix drinks for the cross-eyed host?
I don't even know why this show is back for another season. I don't think it's a ratings blockbuster for Bravo.
Camille (I would NEVER treat my bf that way)
She needs to have more gay clients...the breeder show gets old. Isn't Bravo like 50% gay viewership? Remember your audience, Patsy.
I think all these threads are defensive. A new non-Patti matchmaking show is due to premier in April.
R45, I saw an article in a Vegas paper that the new matchmaker actually has some insight and skill, as well as extreme sympathy. Is that true?
I hope the new show isn't another LOVE BROKER. Though I did LOVE the episode where the racially mixed guy (referred to as 'douchebag Doug') judged every single woman he met and said that he only likes to date women with 'flava.' And what's the best part? He's the DIVERSITY DIRECTOR at a NY based company. Unreal.
Here's a tip: Don't use a matchmaker that's an old maid and having trouble with her own love life.
Patti Stinker looks like a middle aged tranny!
R48, Here's another tip. Don't use a matchmaker that obviously dislikes most people, has a superiority complex, and comes across as very negative and angry. The old style matchmakers were the complete opposite, servicing their fellow human beings out of honor and not for money.
I agree with her uncut penises are disgusting. Not one ever goes in my mouth or in my vag without a condom.
R51 = brainwashed troll
PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME HOW I CAME INTO POSSESSION OF IT; however:
I have acquired a 4 inch 'chocolate noodle,' that supposedly came from the bowels of Patti Stanger and I have it on ice in a tupperware in my laundry room. I am considering selling it on ebay, but probably when around the show's season finale. Does anybody know when that will be? And, how much should I price this at?
She is a foul, disgusting, washed up pretentious Jew, cunt. She can't even find a husband because of her bad attitude, hideous troll face and the obvious fact that she's a filthy, money grubbing Jew. Perhaps she may have had a shot like 30 years ago.
F&F for R54.
No slam or hostility intended guys. I am "keepin' it real". Among women from 18 to 50 in the US, nearly all women freak at the thought of foreskin. We sit around talkin shit, and the minute the talk turns to someone dating a European comes up: LOOK OUT! Immediately the group wants to know if he has a turtleneck. If the answer is YES, you will hear shrieks of eeeeeew!
I do understand why it would be viewed differently from a man's perspective. I am neither promiscuous nor a prude. I like sex. But if I even suspected a dude was uncut, I would politely demur from further comingling.
trying to keep this civil...what exactly do you think is going to happen?
Not being American, this doesn't affect me as much, but still
Since someone bumped this thread for no apparent reason, did Patti marry that guy, or was that relationship totally scripted?
Can you imagine being interrogated and judged by Patsy and that hideous couple who work for her? Imagine those three telling you you're not attractive or you don't have any style?
I think all 3 should be forced to standing in front of a full length mirror for an entire day...maybe then it will finally sink in - YOU'RE ALL UGLY!
That husband and wife team Destin and whateverhername are are hideous. She especially is just repulsive in personality and looks. Patti's not so bad, but can imagine what she looks like without a makeup artist and complimentary lighting.
I find cut cocks ugly. When I was dating I avoided Jews. I preferred Euros for that reason.
I think it's safe to say that Patti is in Andy's doghouse and her show may not have another cycle.
The ig production numer summer commercials which Bravo shows 5 times per hour do not feature her.
In the past, they have. You can clearly see who AC's favorites are by the amount of face time they are given in the spots. If I had to wager, I would say that Lisa Vanderpump is his reigning "queen"! I don't know if this means shit, but suddenly a "B" version of the summer ad reel has begun running. It's shorter, and primarily features Kyle Richards and Ryan from NY.
I think the bitchy, nasty ass Kyle was furious because she was unseen in the original extravaganza and demanded to be featured in some way. This might bolster the claim here in DL that she owns a percentage of the show.
Good point R63 Didn't even notice Patsy was missing until you pointed it out. I'd say Andy's fav's are Jeff Lewis and, of course, Lisa VP.
Nene seems to have fallen from grace since she's barely in those spots.
So Jeff Lewis will have 3 shows on Bravo? Flipping Out, Interior Therapy and that new design show? Is that a record for Bravo? Will Lisa Vanherpump demand a third show to be equal to Jeff¿!
She's repulsive and hideous looking, she looks like a tranny. She's in absolutely no position to judge beauty, let along the beauty of a penis...unless she actually has one, which might be the case. She's one of the manliest hetero women I've ever seen, so you have to wonder.
"Plumpty Dumpty" speaks (or spoke; article is from 2011)
She's very effective...Effectiveness is not about a success rate. People do go to her because they want to be married, they pay expecting a spouse but really all she can do is zero in on what's wrong with them, have the balls to confront them about it, and hope they try to use this insight to change or evolve into someone who can attract a spouse (or at least not repulse/disqualify potential romantic partners too quickly). Plus the characters she handles on her show are the most difficult and wacky personalities willing to go on TV.
Guess who Shady Boots has lined up for WWHL tonite?
Yup. Patsy Stinker.
[quote]can imagine what she looks like without a makeup artist and complimentary lighting.
On the episode where Patti got set up on a date (a couple of seasons ago now) they did a closeup of that fucking hag French kissing her date in broad daylight. It was HORRIFIC.
R70? Gorgeous? How can you be even decent looking when you're totally missing a heart and a soul.
Well, I like the show. She has quite a success rate and I find it fun watching. Maybe because I'm in England and I love the exotic Los Angeles locations. Palm trees, sunshine, swimming pools. The NY series wasn't so good.
But I agree that she always makes the girls look like clones of her with the straight hair and the short cocktail dresses, even if it doesn't suit them.
Come one, r72.
Don't do this to me.
R74, If you saw how she treated fans you'd 100% agree with me. She gives ladies a rotten name.
Patti is a stuck-up, obnoxious little cunt! What guy in his right mind would want to even be seen with this snobby, fake bitch. Her boyfriend must not be very bright or is just desperate for a piece of ass. He looks like a dumb, retarded goof anyway. She's probably paying him on the side just to be with her!
She is repulsive.
We should start a facebook campaign, Foreskins Against Patti Stanger!
Anyone watching the new season of this cunt's show? If so, notice how blatantly she tries to display her handbags whenever possible.