Punch her in the face for her piss poor Boston Accent.
What airline? Where to and from? First class I assume?
Tell her she can hook up with Jake Gyllenhaal when the plane lands. I hear he's about to arrive.
Julianne Moore, OP??.. Seriously...
Did she bite your baby on the face?
At least she's not sitting in the [italic]middle[/italic] seat.
Any interesting facial to be seen from close. up? A light moustache per chance?
OP, how can you afford 1st class?
Ask her who was better in bed: Dennis Quaid or Dennis Haysbert?
Let her know that Tom Ford is gay. She can't have him.
Ask her what it was like working on The Hand That Rocks The Cradle. Also tell her I said she has a fabulous head of fiery locks. Oh, and tell her that every synopsis of every film of hers they show on cable always includes the words/phrases "Excellent", "Tour de Force", "Well Acted", etc.
Can someone fill me in on why everyone says "Seriously" whenever Julianne Moore is brought up?