Datalounge fav Jake Gyllenhaal is sitting across the aisle from me on a flight right now

Just thought you would want to know

Prove it.
Did you see his circumcised c*ck?
It is a flight from Atlanta to LaGuardia, lands there. Delta 786 Should land at 8 pm. Come on out and meet him
Yeah. Prove it. In today's technological age there is no logical reason why you can't.
iPhone photo. Prove it.
First class or coach?
I'm not going to turn to him across the aisle and take a picture. Brown hoodie, green cargo pants, boots Red Sox cap - go figure Boots Drinking Icelandic water Was reading the New Yorker, now watching a movie
Offer to blow him in the toilet. I double-dare you!
Seat 5B in first class Now watching a movie on the little TV on the seat back in front of him Using those stupid Bose headphones Could use a shower - unshaven and really greasy hair
Take a photo. You can post it when you land. Then we'll believe you. LOL.
Flirting with the male or the female flight attendants?
He's lying. Faker! Prove it!
Hah I will try to take a pic but I don't really care if you believe me or not You can always meet him in Terminal D when the flight gets in There's only one door from the gates to the check-in area of the terminal. You won't be able to miss him
Am I fucking him in the galley yet?
Leonardo, gay steward
ok what loser is going to go all the way to the fucking airport, pay for parking, just to find out you're lying OP? Seriously?
Hiss at him.
Is this one of those weirdest-places-you-ever-masturbated posts?
Flying alone. Old black overweight male flight attendant, doubt he will flirt with him I'm 34, dressed in a suit....I doubt I'm his type either. He acts like he is worried someone was/is going to notice him. He pulled his hoodie up over his head when he first sat down. Too bad for him that no one seems to notice him or care besides me hah Only attention he got so far was when the flight attendant yelled at him for not turning off his iPhone
Mr Gyllenhaal, would you like coffee, tea, or me?
Leonardo, serving the friendly skies
Catch him if you can!
Chews his fingers nonstop. Kind of a turn off
Oral fixation
[quote]Red Sox cap - go figure Omg, seriously?? Thanks OP, we do believe you.
You could offer to help him with that.
A lot of gays chew their fingers.
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Yell out 'Geneva!' and see if he makes any movement.
Try to snap a pic and see if he calls you a bitch like Anderson Cooper!
Took off his hoodie. How many layers does this guy wear? A black lightweight jacket over a hoodie over a lightweight sweatshirt over a t shirt
Red Sox? Maybe it's Matt Damon.
He's in Atlanta shooting movie with Hugh Jackman -- if that helps prove OP isn't full of shit. I read for a role in it.
Does the Flight Attendant come running every time he "pings"?
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Doesn't really ping but he seems really small in person
He might have the flu.
I'm surprised he is sitting upfront, thought he liked it in the rear
[quote]He's in Atlanta shooting movie with Hugh Jackman Yeah right. They were both there trolling for hot black dick!
If the OP is lying, he's the most awesome, detailed liar ever, and I want his skills.
He might have the flu, just drinking a lot of water. Sneezed a bunch, coughing, sniffing a lot. Was wiping his nose on his brown hoodie - eh
Yeah, that's what I already said. Needed fewer clues.
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Steal some DNA and you can clone him!
I decided to check IMDB and OP is telling the truth as far as him going to the ATL to shoot a movie with Hugh Jackman. It's called Prisoners and it has a pretty decent cast. OP I don't recall ever reading a post from someone who was actually on the plane with a famus person and who was posting about it as it happened in real time. How can you post if he had to turn off his phone?
Ick, r37. Can't he afford a tissue?
Datalounge fave? Are you posting from 2006, OP?!
Delta has gogo inflight internet access. It costs $39 per month - I fly a lot
Take a picture of his cock in the bathroom during your mile high adventure. Either that, or ask him how Taylor Swift was in the sack.
He wraps his lips around the top of that big water bottle and chugs it like a champ
So your saying he was sick? Chewing his nails, sniffles, coughing, greasy hair, dressed in layers of clothing? Sounds like he is on drugs, needs drugs, or should be taking drugs. Soes he have a beard? I mean a real beard on his face? Last photo I saw of him he had long greasy hair and a full beard. The kind of beard you get food stuck on.
He is watching the movie "Don't back Down"
He has longer greasy hair combed...well pushed...back and maybe 2 or 3 days of stubble
It's not that hard to take a discrete photo, I've done it.
ONG! You're kidding. Don't Back Down is the movie his sister was in with Viola Davis last year. It was a box office disaster. It stirred up controvery because it was perceived as an anti-union movie. It was about parents taking over a school because their kids couldn't read or something. Viola will be working with him in Prisoners.
I like that type of beard especially on a Jewish guy.
PICTURE!PICTURE!PICTURE!
R51 You mean a shiksa like Taylor Swift?
This is my favorite DL thread ever!!
You could always politely ask if he would mind taking a picture after the flight
Sorry my reporting is so damn dull but he isn't expressing any interest in anything besides the movie (or me dammit hah)
Totally believe the OP.
The OP is clearly lying. I don't believe this BS for a second!
[quote]You could always politely ask if he would mind taking a picture after the flight Nope DLers are antisocial deviants who want to cause trouble by sneaking a picture instead of asking
Thanks for believing me. If I was going to EST, it would be about something where I have a better role than being an ignored guy on an airplane
He doesn't watch movies the way we watch movies. He watches movies like a professional watches movies. For him it is an entirely different experience than it is for normal people. I wonder does Maggie have a nude scene in the movie.
While we're waiting fr more details, let's play the "Galley Gossip: Celebrities on the plane game": Match the celebrities with the numbers (what they did) THE CELEBRITIES: a)Lauren Bacall, b)Bobby Brown, c)Michael Bolton, d)Leonardo DiCaprio, e)Sean Combs, f)Ethan Hawke, g)Goldie Hawn, h)Anthony Kiedis, i)Whitney Houston, j)Michael Jackson, k)Angelina Jolie, l)Kimora Lee, m)Alanis Morrisette, n)Rosie O'Donnell, o)Dolly Parton, p)Diana Ross, q)Britney Spears, r)Uma Thurman, s)Luther Vandross, t)Barbara Walters, u)Elijah Wood, v)Raquel Welch THE STORIES: 1)Wouldn't breath the air at 35,000 feet without a face mask, but had no problem eating two airplane meals 2)Did sit ups on the floor in first class 3)Fell asleep with a hand down the pants 4)Ran to the bathroom as the airplane was taxiing to the gate 5)Refused to wear a seat belt until threatened to be taken off the flight 6)Asked the pilot not to make any announcements in flight because, "the baby is sleeping." 7)Actually worked the cart down the aisle and then invited the crew over to spend the night on the layover 8)Bit toenails in business class 9)Cut an omelet into bite size pieces with a knife and fork and then proceeded to use hands to eat it - not the knife and fork. 10)Ordered the flight attendant not to talk to "her man!" when the flight attendant asked, "Would you like something to drink?" 11)Flirted with the captain's six foot tall, very mature looking, 16 year-old daughter who was non-reving in first class 12)Traveled with the largest entourage I've ever seen 13)Exited the lavatory with spouse looking extremely disheveled 14)Told a flight attendant, "My dog likes you. I don't know why." 15)Gave a gate agent $50 after borrowing the agent's cell phone for ten seconds 16)Left such a mess in first class, passengers and crew were shocked 17)Due to a fear of flying, would only sit in the first row of first class. 18)Lectured a flight attendant on the importance of being nice to his mother on mother's day 19)Sat in first class while son sat in coach. 20) Got caught checking out the flight attendants you-know-what as she walked down the aisle 21)Spent a good half hour watching an in-flight entertainment segment about themselves 22)Sat in coach even though their movie was #1 at the box office 23)Wouldn't allow a passenger in the window seat to pass in order to use the lavatory until that passenger quietly meditated with them first.
Pretend you're a drunk Twilight actor. Pull your dick out and piss all over him. Film his reaction.
r58 - Then scroll on by.
Does he have a bulge?
Hah he thinks some other guy is hassling him and he's not....too funny
Is he getting a bulge from watching his sister do a nude scene?
Seriously, say 'Geneva' real loud.
How do you know this OP? What other guy would be hassling him, and how would he express his concern? Is he complaining to the flight attendant? Is he cursing the other passenger out? Has he pulled a gun? A knife? Is he threatening to notify the federal marshal on board sitting in coach? Did he hit on the passenger then get angry when he was turned down for having greasy hair, and coughing, and an runny nose? Does he spit when he talks? OP you need to put us on that plane with you! More graphic details. STAT
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Ask him who was the best beard of his,Rashida Jones,Taylor Swift or Reese Witherspoon? And which one paid him the most in their respective bearding contract?
OP what do you do for a living?
Are you usiing gogo, op?
You're Jacob's hassler, aren't you OP?
Why am I picturing a mob of drooling homosexuals at LaGuardia about 7:55 tonight?
[quote]Did you see his circumcised c*ck? Jake has never really given us a clear view of his cock, so we can only be 90% sure that he is circumcised based on his Jewish background.
Ask him to show you his feets.
Tell him you wish you could quit him.
Ask him about his buddy Lance Armstrong. I bet that's a nice conversation starter.
For the record, Maggie's movie is Won't Back Down, not Don't Back Down.
Jake is friends with Lance?
OP, when the flight lands, you could ask him for a photo for your niece, who is a big fan.
Of course niece = DL
Are you landing soon? I have to round up a bunch of queens in Long Island City... we need to storm La Guardia with all our fabulousness. I need to see what that Jake looks like with his Red Sox(yuck) cap on, sneezing his brains out. I wonder if that what he looks like when he gets it in the rear from Ms Jackman?
We are cleared to land. Please return your movie star to his upright position.
No! OP - ask JG for a quick photo of the two of you for your mom, not your niece.
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I think Jake and Lance hung out for a while when Lance was trying to get his life story made into a movie. Matt Damon and Jake were the two people I remember being associated with the project. When it fell thru, they stopped hanging out. That was several years ago. Lance's true BFF is Matthew McConnaughey. They allegedly tear up Austin together.
R82, be prepared to come face to face with a sneezy, stuffy Seth Green.
Does he have snot in his beard, OP?
We landed and I couldn't get a pic. He made some snide comment to an old guy sitting in front of me, something about a pic or staring at him, i couldn't tell. I don't think anyone else even knew who he was except me so people were like wtf. I kept my head down but he stood next to my row of seats.
OP are you at LGA or JFK?
HAPPY??!
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OP you make him sound like he has a bad attitude. I always pictured Jake as sort of easygoing. I mean, when I'm on a plane I always look at other passengers out of curiosity. Especially after 9/11. I just notice people. It has nothing to do with whether or not they're famous. In fact I don't think I ever saw a famous person on any plane I was on and I fly often, maybe a dozen times a year. Fuck him.
OMG! Bear Grylls!!! It was you!
LOL!
Dunno, he was mad at this guy. respectful but mad. I wasn't sure why. Maybe he was tired from a long week of filming. I always thought he was supposed to be tall but when I was standing next to him as we got off the plane, he was a little shorter than me and I'm 5'11
OP is not lying some of you bitches are ridiculous and I pity your boring lives. I've stopped posting my celeb run in's or the dish my retail queen friends spill due to all the bullshit rained on me.
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Will someone please get R94 her meds? She was supposed to take them two hours ago!
I'm not getting the Geneva references.
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Not a picture. Video. It's easier to be discreet with video. You can turn it around like you're doing something else with the camera and casually get shots of him. Taking a picture would be creepy and LOOK creepy.
He's an easygoing guy and has famous and/or public beards to hide his real girlfriends. He could be bisexual but I've known him to date non-famous women that have a VERY certain look. Chill dude.
OP is cuter than Jake, IMHO.
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OK,I'll bite R98. Spill what you know.
R98, I kept telling OP to yell 'Geneva'! That's not the name of the Persian girl he's been photographed with recently; the Persian girl and Geneva have VERY similar looks but are different races. He definitely has a type. He's a sweetie and I feel bad for him sometimes: he struggles to get girls to date him because of the Toothy Tile shit in addition to girls having stars in their eyes. But, as I said, he's easygoing and keeps trying.
R93 I chuckle every time J. Timberlake is brought up on DL. All these years and still the passionate back and forth bickering about his stupid height. He is either 5'6" or 6'2" that much is clear.
What's TOothy TIle?
Ciaran
So r102 you sound like you're ouing JG for dating two different women. If one doesn't yet know about the other, sucks to be JG I guess.
OP, I believe you! That was a pretty good sighting. All I ever saw was Peggy Fleming eating Mentos and trying to hide behind her huge tacky LV tote bag at SFO.
So, R102 is clearly implying Jakey G us dating a woman of color? A girl named Geneva? Geneva? "... the Persian girl and Geneva have VERY similar looks but are different races."
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R102, I agree: it should suck but the girl that hasn't been photographed is still there; not sure of where things currently stand with the Persian girl, though.
OMG! Crowds are pouring into LaGuardia. I just went out there on a lark...and so did half of Manhattan, apparently
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this is what I was imagining........
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ueWNZotfPw8/UJdfKMQGzUI/AAAAAAAAQYY/mb3NeZvMTl4/s1600/If+110312+2.jpg
You're adorable, OP. Good job and thanks!
Jake is very hot with the beard (the one on his face). I do think the whole Taylor Swift fiasco kind of derailed him a bit, but he seems to have eschewed tabloid notoriety/A List hunger for picking good scripts. His upcoming films look really good.
OP kudos to you for a job well done.
Don't Black Down with Viola?...strange that he hasn't seen that already.
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Love this thread! Thanks for sharing, OP. I totally believed you.
Mia
Liar.
http://gyllenhaallics.blogspot.com/2011/04/fotos-de-jake-gyllenhaal-na-islandia.html
Nicely spun, OP. You must have been REALLY bored today. Or did you do it on a bet? 8/10
Now, now, r116. OP isn't a liar, he's just practicing his creative writing skills. Oh! I know what it is, OP - this was your first assignment for your night school creative writing class. Worth a "B" or even a "B+", I'd say.
r116 Good catch!!! People are really sick to have to lie about something like this. Are people on here really that starved for attention that they need to make stuff like this up? WTF??!! Pathetic.
Using trolldar R110 isn't the OP.
According to trolldar, R90 isn't OP, unless he posted from a different decive or chomething.
Ciaran
OK, but OP isn't the same person posting the photos. At least not according to troll dar.
How do we know he was lying? Use trolldar and you will see the true OP posted no picture.
I was wondering why the picture seemed like it was taken during the day instead of right now.
Why was the OP accepting compliments and not protesting the picture?
Yuck, according to the photos he's one of those guys who travels with a guitar.
Come on, now. The other man in that photo is a celebrity, as well. It's a joke.
I'm confused. I don't see the photo posted by R90 on that blog. Am I missing something?
Jakey looks really handsome with the bug beard on his face.
This son of a bitch deceived us all. I actually believed him. So sad and pathetic that he went to the trouble of checking flight schedules to make it more believable.
Deceived on DL! I'm shocked, shocked!
How are people coming to the conclusion that OP is lying? His last post was that JG was shorter than him and he is 5'11". Whoever posted those photos was not the OP.
I think what happened was after OP posted Jake on a plane, someone else posted the photo of Jake with Bear Grylls. Then someone else posted a photo of Jake with his ugly beard and baseball cap with a little girl, but it wasn't from today and it wasn't from OP's report of Jake on a plane. The OP stated he did not take a photo of Jake. So there were people just joking around which doesn't mean OP lied. It just means someone posted a photo of Jake with a celebrity. OP should be flattered that he was represented by someone as hot as Bear.
OP is driving home from the airport right now. Once he's home, he'll check back in.
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Shit, does OP live in Philly?
The Op is telling the truth, the rest of you are just jealous.
Casually begin a handjob under blanket while he naps.
Shouldn't OPs plane have taken off at some point???
R116, the pictures are fun. But...That blog was from April 2011
OP's plane landed a while ago, I think. I want to hear more gossip.
R139= idiot
Was OP lying or not? No time to scroll back.
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He's not lying.
So, who's Geneva and what does she look like? What's his "type"?
Of Course OP lied. Like the rest of us, he has many electronic devices to post with.
Y'all need to trolldar the OP by clicking on the obvious OP posts on page one, then you'll see that the OP was always consistent. Other people posted photos as a joke.
I know R146. This thread makes me wonder how many opportunities people miss, day to day, because of angry pessimism and this refusal to check basic, available information.
It'a irksome when people who have gossip hint at something but they don't share it! I hate when that happens.
Well now that the OP hasn't come here to argue his case, I also believe he lied. But I think those photos that were posted were not posted by the OP. That still doesn't make his story true.
R149, if the OP did return I doubt there is anything he'd say that would convince you. I happen to believe him and I think most posters believe him. Just because a couple of people posted photos to have some fun is no reason to call OP a liar.
I think if anyone was wondering why we have the sort of culture (and, indeed, government) that we do, they'd only need to read this thread. The pathology of these responses is astounding/horrifying. Can people really be this unaware of how far removed from reality they are?
Another catphish
Jake is Back in NYC. Just Saw him today on the street walkin with his Bike in his hands and next to him is walking a woman with a dark skin. So Jake is back in NYC!!near SoHO NYC
So sick of people whose first reaction to any post is "Liar!" Useless fucks.
Especially for this thread R154 the reaction just seemed to be bizarre. I am sitting near someone on a flight. Okay. I mean it isn't really anything that would be worth making up and isn't that hard to believe. The fact that so many people jumped on the OP about that he must be lying...for what reason would he lie, it wasn't some scoop or juicy gossip?! And I wouldn't have taken pictures either. No reason for some celebrity to realize that you are just another annoying fan who can't treat them like a normal person. Let them enjoy the flight in peace.
1) I believe OP 2) R90 is an impostor because OP said he was wearing a suit. Some people have no sense of the difference between a true story and an E.S. Hint: If a story is not the least bit elaborate, it's probably true. A simple scenario is no fun to spin.
I know that women with dark skin, where you talking about.they are just friends, and not more! so do not call anyone( you gossip sites) with the question who is that woman, because it does not matter, because they are not a koppel and they are not dating. and yes Jake is in NYC ore he whas this morning.
The photo's that you all post are old ones. The photo's are from a year ago. with bear grills etc. even whit the girl..that whas with his play and whas taken backstage.
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I liked r62 and I'm going to make a separate thread, and there's nothing you can do about it!
R157, are you Dutch?
r158 just got back from a pageant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh4SiZXDMVo
R160 Nope Im Not. Im from Brooklyn. Just know her cause I work with her on daily Base. Thats all.
r157 I don't think r160 was asking if you were Dutch because of your link to the dark-skinned woman.
R157 who is the woman ? Tell us Pls! Enny info about this woman?
R159, it's already a separate thread:
http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html%23page:showThread%2C12365528%2C1
R164, why are you asking that of R157? R157 is YOU (trolldar) Nice try.
R166 cause the same person post the message at R157...you need to read better! She give a answer on a other message and she said she know this woman. so thats why I ask her If she can tell how she is.
Hahahahaha, R167, YOU are R157!
The irony of r162,r164, and r167 telling people they need to read better. Well, honey, since you opened THAT door... NOBODY needs to read better. YOU are the one who needs to write much more clearly. Your communication skills are atrocious (not to mention your spelling skills - koppel? really?!). That, my friend, was why you were asked if you were Dutch.
or...getting the sinking feeling I've been had and am not getting the joke
R166 No it was not the same person who the message posted. I was the one who said that I knew this woman, and that other person asked me where Im from, and I , answerd as you can see FROM BROOKLYN. The person how ask if I can tell how this woman is. Is a nother person.
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R170, did you make that post at R157?
R170 et al at work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssiLkxTTrzc
Hahah ... I always laugh when fans dont Like it when a person knows jake personal ore know someone else that is friends with jake. This kind of nonsense you always get over and over agian. I would say don't waste your time. You have fans who are simply jealous of the fact that you know someone who is friendly with Jake. And yes I also know a friend of Jake how is working with him also on his new Movie. And yes Jake is in NYC ore was this Morning. And Yes he was walking down the street with this woman. and Yes he was at La Colombe with her aswell. Cause if you know the right people you will also find it on FB ore twitter. cause were Jake goes Twitter & FB knows.
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[R170], did you make that post at [R157]?
I don't think anyone is jealous of or disliking you, r173.
We just can't understand WTF you're saying or why you're talking to yourself
Grow up! The OP was being honest since the beginning.
R173 Thank you. You said you can find the Info on FB ore twitter and you are right! Next Time I check the sources before I post a message here. Now I also know why You put by your name Presley and thats the only thing you( we) have to know. BTW Can you ask her if she can Add me? Ore can you add me? Thanks again! My name is Angie H.
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OK it's official. He's talking to himself and thinks no one can tell. As if the poor English wasn't enough of a hint, Trolldar confirms.
Cuckoo, cuckoo, boing oing oing oing, cuckoo, cuckoo
LMAO! trolldar R177. This is a riot!
Shewld I trolledar r173 ore r177?
Sinatra, no wait, Mariska H.
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[quote] I know the dark skin Woman. I'm stealing this as my new phrase.
OMG!!! Fans Fans Fans!!! Jesus...Grow up and accept the fackt that Jake knows More People then you ever will know about! Fucking Hel The Presley person give the hint away!!! Like check it...and you will see that it is true what they are saying here! Fans such as you are sad and also the one that response to 157, although it is the 1 and the same person who still do this on evry fan page. You are also active on other fan sites yes you AAA thats you fan mark ore what we call you LURCH!!Cause You cant deal with the fact that There are PPL how are friends with Jake.where the hell do you think that his sources are? PPL like Them are the ones how tell you stuff so that you know things about Jake and where he is on the moment. Do You really think That None of his friends ore fam isnt looking on enny fan site and respond to things? Are you really that sick? ore just a sade Fan of the age of 10? This is also a hint...Do You get it?? Deal with the fackt that jake whas seen with the dark skin woman and I give you another hint And it was not the Young WOMAN of November!!!
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Hahahah!!! Love this one! AAA thats you fan mark ore what we call you LURCH!!
R183 Good one and Well done. You say what the most think here. but enough said about it! Cause when there is prove then they all shut up. Its always like that.
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Lets see, Where did we talk about? ow yes Jake was on an airplane. Tell more anny Pics?????
oh my god. Now it's getting scary. R183, R184, R185 and R186 are also the same poster. Cuckoo, cuckoo, boing oing oing oing, cuckoo, cuckoo indeed!
it's a sade fackt ore waht? Twittter! ow yes, tell me! Deal with fackt I NO DARK WOMAN! Enny pics? Enny?? Like check it! Jake goes twitter in Brooklyyn and he knows it! Right? RIGHT??!!
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Well we've had 13 posts from this delusional ass. So far. Dear R153,R157,R158,R162,R164,R167,R170,R173,R177, R183,R184,R185,& R186 Hoe dom ben je? denk je dat mensen niet weten wat je doet? Je bent een vuile varken en een leugenaar. Iedereen kan zien dat je een leugenaar.
OP, I do hope you glance at this thread! Thanks for entertaining us/me last night awesome live dish. Sadly, your topic unleashed teh crazed ones...
I second r190, thanks OP!
Sorry for taking so long to respond, R144. Geneva is one of the two girls; she's the one that hasn't been publicly photographed. As I said, whether the Persian girl is still in the picture, I don't know but Geneva is still around. As for his type, he likes dark hair and darker skin (olive tones and deeper); it's scary how physically similar Geneva and the Persian are despite being different races.
[quote] Well we've had 13 posts from this delusional ass. So far. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITSELF. IT DOES SO WHENEVER IT'S TOLD.
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Atención! Under no circumstances should [agents] German nor Castor fly with BTTR or another organization on days 24, 25, 26, and 27.
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R192, you had my curiosity until you mentioned "Toothy Tile."
R195, it was mentioned because he's brought it up; the 'Is he or isn't he?' of that blind item has really fucked up his dating life. Women that he's romantically interested in have actually asked if he's Toothy Tile (how does a man take you on a date and you ask something like that during dinner?). Just like you, he's a regular guy but he also has an extraordinary job. There's very little that is mysterious about these people, let alone the men. The ones that are batshit cray are almost always female.
That's a big load of horseshit. I don't care how assertive or convincingly you speak. You're certifiable. As in nuts. You really want people to believe Jake Gyllenhal's social conversations are preoccupied with discussions about Toothy Tile? This thread has really attracted some lunatics. Seriously. Delusional. Seek help. Seriously.
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"This thread has really attracted some lunatics" They must be OhMyGodot fraus
R195, friends talk about relationships amongst themselves; if you had friends, you would know this. I'm not dropping anything heavy on DL but I could; like I said earlier, he's a regular guy which means he has regular problems...it's just some of these problems involve highly visible people. When your personal life is made into a game for the public, it can really mess up relationships. If a celeb tells you they don't read about themselves or other gossip, they're fucking lying.
O.K. - So I now know that there are Jake G fans as unhinged as the Ben/Anderson pro/con duo. Quite a level of achievement.
R192, are you saying that Jake dates women of color including African American women. Why is that such a big deal for a so called liberal like himself and his family? Is he going to wait until he's 70 years old like George Lucas before he does not give a damn anymore. I get why he may hide relationships since there will always be the "beard" bullshit thrown out there. I hope Ted Casablanca is proud of himself, one of the biggest homophobic people to ever live. NO matter what Jake does some people will always believe he's Toothy Tile. He can't win, if he tells the world he is not TT, then he himself is labeled homophobic and if he doesn't batshit crazy people like OMG and WFT will always call him a coward for not coming out and bearding which I find homophobic. It's ironic that a big demographic that believes Jake is Toothy are desperate women who can't never had him.
Can there really be only 3 posters on line on a saturday night? I've looked at the threads and the time mark for their last post and this indicates that there is damn few on DL. Has something happened? Did the number of straight frumpy posters finally kill this site?
R202 DL is having some sort of technical issue.
R192/R199 is making ridiculous claims based on what they "know" about what Jake and his friends talk about. There's a certain type of insane fan who needs to feel important and exclusive. They want the world (and themselves) to believe they have a special relationship and personal knowledge about a celebrity. They are an "Insider"in their own minds. It's predictable and transparent, and yes, apparently, some Jake Gyllenbhaal fans are right up there with the Twihards. All though I'd hardly describe them as fans.