He's 56 and came out of the closet a few years ago (good for him!) and split up with my Mom (more or less amicably). He's dated a couple of guys but as far as I know there's never been a serious relationship. I don't know anything else about his dating/sex life.
Anyway, I was mindlessly cruising Manhunt yesterday and saw an intriguing profile pic. It was just a big hard cock in white briefs. I opened the profile and there's my Dad. Jesus!!!
The other pics are of him posing shirtless in his bathroom mirror. There are also a couple of cock shots. I knew he was hung (I've seen him naked), but I've never seen him with an erection.
I suppose this was bound to happen, given the way gay men cruise now. But what do I do with this? I immediately blocked him, but can he still see that I looked at his profile? My pic is of my smiling little face.
Oh, and he's a top. Christ.
It's complicated having a gay Dad.
Dear Penthouse Forum...
I like where this is going
This never happened.
Oh...my....GAWD, OP! What on earth are you going to do??
Why do you need to "do anything?"
Chalk it up to an unfortunate (if not rather amusing) accident and move on.
This is an
so did he reply to your msg?
Give us the link to your Dad's profile OP. Trust me, if he is on Manhunt he will appreciate it.
I actually know someone who had a similar experience.
I'm curious, I dont use Manhunt, but is it one of those sites where one can see who viewed their profile? Because if it is...
[quote]is it one of those sites where one can see who viewed their profile?
It is (gulp). But I blocked him so maybe he can't see that I saw.
I think maybe this isn't such a big deal after all. My Dad has a pretty good sense of humor so if he sees that I saw he'll mention it the next time I talk to him, and we'll probably just laugh it off and chalk it up to the absurdity of life.
If he didn't see that I saw and says nothing, then I'll just keep it to myself.
I was just a bit panicked at first because there's his big hard cock staring me in the face. I was momentarily taken aback.
OP, your dad is a slore
If by some chance this isn't an EST (SLIM chance), then you have to make peace with the fact that your dad's values and morals are his and yours are yours. To each his own. I hope you make peace with it. Obviously you don't have a dad to admire, to look up to with regard to self respect. Is he educated? A professional? Extremely accomplished people generally don't ever post nude photos of themselves online. It's a low class, vulgar thing to do. If you post similar things online, then the fruit hasn't fallen far from the tree so probably not a big deal.
Wow R14 when you get something wrong, you really get it wrong. Sucks to be you.
Not a SLORE!!!
You're a judgemental ass, R14. You don't know anything about my father or his morals or education or levels of success. And I'm certainly not going to demean him or myself by listing them for you (you'll probably have something nasty to say about them anyway, cunt)
Which world do you live in, exactly? Certainly not the real one.
People are sexual beings. Put your tea cup down and deal with it.
Is that you Clay?
You should grease up, put on a hood, smoke some meth and meet him for a massage.
Definitely set up an anonymous encounter... ass in the air, face buried in the pillow. How many get a chance to have the seed that made them planted up their greedy holes?
Two words: Incest Porn.
This.Never. Happened. PART DEUX!
OP I think you should put him over your knee and spank the daylights out of his ass!
What do you do?
Why is this even a question?
Next time youre over at your place or vice versa, you fire up your computer, shove his profile in his face and then bend over and present him your hole.
Send him an explicit photo of yourself this instant!
Hey son, you post on Datalounge, too? Wow! What a coincidence, Manhunt and Datalounge. Like father like son, eh? I liked your profile pic, a nice big ol' dick like your pop. When you get home tonight, let's toss the ol' pigskin around. Then you can give me one of your really great massages you do so well...you know, it's hard being active and old like me...some day you'll need a good rubdown after playing football like your old man! Well, hopefully some day you'll have a good, loving, understanding son like I got.
It is with great trepidation that I write to you concerning my father. Father came out as a gay three years ago and promptly divorced my mother - she of the man hands - to live an honest life as an out and proud homosexualist.
I fear Father is exposing himself to the more unseemly aspects of gay life. You see, whilst perusing Manhunt for my next blatino soulmate into tuning and watersports, I came across a graphic picture of my father advertising both hole and pole for all cummers.
Although you are very very dead, I beseech you to provide advice in approaching Father and instructing him in the finer points of online dating.
Aghast in Aurora
PS Pater has taken to wearing gold chains, fishnet wife beaters, cargo dungaree shorts, and the cheapest of shoes!
OP, I say "Oh Daddy" all the time while looking at Manhunt pics. I'm guessing you did the same...but without the boner.
Who gives a shit? I'm dead. I've got other things to worry about than your bullshit problem.
This thread is useless without a link to the ol' man's profile pic.
[quote] Extremely accomplished people generally don't ever post nude photos of themselves online. It's a low class, vulgar thing to do
Honey, straight men in particular will stick anything online for female attention especially. Loads of those college boy tumblr things are probably from middle class law students too dumb to think about their future career. But it is by no means a thing that only the 'unaccomplished' do.
Also, hello. How is 1958?
Well, at least your father is man enough to run an ad, and be himself. My father would bring home other men from the Navy and have sex with them in our house when mom wasn't around. Sick b&*$##d. Maybe that is one reason why my father advanced so high in the USN.
This is a 2013 sequel to "The Lost Language of Cranes."
Is Daddy husbear material?
R33 Was that about Martin, Frasier and Niles?
Wow, touch Whores. I guess R14 hit it to close to home. All of you little whores who are criticizing him have your own naked pics on the net, don't you?
Oh, wait, your the exception to the rule, you are extremely accomplished and not low class. RIGHHHHT. Then post your full name, profile link to accomplishment next to your naked pic here.
Im' still waiting....
R36 A word of advice. If you really want to put people in their place, it helps if you spell above a 3rd grade level.
R31, there was no ManHunt in 1958. Your defensive response is spoken like a true low rent whore.
Could be worse, I had a friend run into his father in a dark theater playing old porn flicks. His dad was and still is married to his mother. Poor guy, he drinks all day now.
You can post cock and you can post face, but never cock and face in the same pic.
OP other than being a top, what were his other interests? Leather, voyeurism, exhibitionism, no Asians?
You must look like my not-dead gay son, R40 - with bigger muscles and handsomer face.
this thread is why I love and hate datalounge
This thread is TRULY useless without pictures.
I think I'd rather see my father on Manhunt than on Christian Mingle.
just be glad you didn´t catch him on cam4
Hey, those tokens paid for your college education!
Uh oh. You know what happened when Ham saw his father Noah naked. Got any brothers to whom you're going to be enslaved?
Dad's cock pics are needed.
There's a bathhouse near me that has regular "lights out" nights where everything is completely dark. What if you found out the guy you were playing with was your father (or son, or co-worker, or someone else you know!)
Pussies. I once saw my dad gussied up in full-on gimp leather getting pissed on by a 350-pound pre-op tranny with saggy DDDDD tits and a two-inch dick, and you think THIS is bad?
In a similar vein -- has anyone ever seen a relative, former classmate, friend, ex, in an adult video? (Gay or straight.)
OP, really now....this EST has been done so many times it ought to just have a template for someone to cut and paste.
Perhaps you can write about your fantasy in greater detail for Handjobs magazine. I'm sure they can get Josman to sketch the images for you.
[quote] In a similar vein -- has anyone ever seen a relative, former classmate, friend, ex, in an adult video
Yes, our HS Spanish teacher posed in Playboy, and a college professor had years earlier posed for a men's magazine (I think it was Mandate?)
Mama's mussy is ....[bold] QUITE [/bold] [italic] moist! [italic/]
So moist, it italicized words!
R36 must be a real [bold] BLAST [/bold] at parties.
I think I'd rather find Dad on cam4 than on Rentboy.
Damn, that would be heaven.
You should do him.
Back in the day when people placed ads in gay papers, a friend responded to one detailing his B&D tastes. The other guy was interested. They agreed to meet. Turned out the guy who placed the ad was his brother, who he thought was straight.
[/italic]That should've made for an interesting Thanksgiving that year!
Give us his username and let your fellow friends here pleasure him since you wont.
Ya, give us his profile. One of us will tap that old ass. Pics if you want. Now is your chance, want any "special pick" to bribe him with later for a nice car maybe?
If this actually happened it certainly gives new meaning to looking for a daddy online.
Given all the hookup sites, I can't imagine this type of thing doesn't happen more often. Not necessarily someone's dad, but certainly a family member or downlow friends.
[quote] Give us his username
He can't because this is a big fat fucking LIE.
I believe the OP, you guys don't realize how difficult this is for him.
Luke, I am your Father
R39 IS the plot of "The Lost Language of Cranes." Which was fiction, by the way.
Now your pop knows that you were intrigued by his profile picture. Yucky.
Slores! The lot!
In Manhunt, users usually have one picture exposed and the rest locked. Then if someone's approached and they mutually like what they can see/read so far, they agree to unlock the rest of the ir private pictures. This helps protect people's privacy, by making it possible to show either a) your genitals (or something else smutty) or b)your face publicly, but not everything at once, until you agree to unlock.
And REALLY, only escorts and porn stars show the whole enchilada publicly. No one with a minimal need for discretion (say a job, or a non-porno life) will expose all at once for all to see.
You said you saw this big cock and then opened to run into your father's face. You also said your public pic is of your pretty little face.
That means one of three things:
1) You were attracted to the dick you saw, asked its owner to unlock the rest of his pics, and he AGREED having seen your face as your public picture (incest!)
2) Your father is a complete exhibitionist/slut/porn star who has nothing to lose from showing it all to all who log in (whore on drugs!)
3) You made this whole thing up.
I think 1) and 2) are unlikely choices for a previously married father of a gay guy, so I'm going with 3).
Is one of your private pics of you wearing just a little pair of shorts on fire?
Funny how your Dad happens to have the big throbbing cock and you the cute little face. And, of course, he's the top.
How cliché. You couldn't even depart a little bit from porn literature norm? Seems to me you went with an Extremely Standard Theme.
Class, welcome to EST 101.
The OP and his father are both slores.
[quote]Class, welcome to EST 101
This must be a case study on what NOT to do - a plagiarized "In Hand" tale from 1975, updated for 21st century cultural complaisance.
Sort of like all those movie re-makes like "Fun With Dick and Jane", "The Out Of Towners". "The Love Bug" "The Poseidon Adventure", et al, which were all updated to incorporate modern trends (say rap music) and/or technology (the internets).
And guess what thing they all had in common? They were massive FAILS.
OP seems woefully ignorant of Manhunt's "track list" feature. So yeah, it's likely he saw you looking.
Assuming. this. happened.
What is a slores ?
I wonder if Dad and son hooked up with the same trick at different times?
Now that would be a hilarity ensues story when it unfolds at a family dinner conversation.
I'd be scarred for life! But this never happened. 56yo on Manhunt? Right.
But did you see your father's mancunt?
Seeing your dad's starfish must be one rite of passage away to the looney bin.
[quote]Oh, and he's a top. Christ.
And an Especially Sensual Top at that, OP!
Yes. But is he cut or uncut?
And do you happen to have a gunt?
I love these lies!
Yeah, i wanna see your daddy's big cock too.
r83, believe it or not, 56 y.o. men still have sex. There are entire websites devoted to older men.
I have three fuckbuddies who are/were closeted gay guys & had been married with kids. Each of them have sons, all of the eldest ones - 16-18yo - have all been described to me by them as nice lads, quiet and not seemingly interested in girls although all their friends are, etc, etc....
I often wonder when the guys are going to be sprung on manhunt or grindr by their offspring - or vice versa - or when they are gonna run into them at a sex venue - or run into friends of their teenaged kids! .
It's a small city I'm in here - law of averages says it has to happen sooner or later...
R90, you are most certainly correct and reminded me of a true story from a friend and fuck buddy of mine.
My handsome hung friend, in his early 30s at the time, was at an upscale private party and was approached by an attractive gentleman. They retired to a bedroom where my friend fucked his brains out -- was shocked to learn that the man was aged 62!
R91, you're very wise to point that out. I grew up in what was a small town, but what is now a thriving metropolis. Moved away before things like manhunt and grindr came along, though. My gay best friend wouldn't "hook up" for the very reason you mentioned, and cautioned me since I had career & political aspirations as a young man. I have an online married buddy in the same situation with two teenage sons. It's bound to happen sooner or later.
The silliness about people of education & accomplishment not posting profiles with nude pictures on the internet is pure bullshit!
When I was sexually active, bi & married men were attracted to me because I'm naturally a private, reserved person who doesn't "kiss and tell." Through the internet, I met other educated, professional men from all walks of life of accomplishment including aerospace, engineering, law enforcement, & post-secondary education.
Wasn't the case of the right-wing sheriff in AZ who had an illegal alien boyfriend AND an X-rated adam4adam profile previously discussed on DL?
I don't know what to think of the OP's story and if it's genuine. My father died an early death when I was 19, but I never saw him naked.
If I'd seen my father naked and knew he was gay & single, I wouldn't be shocked to see his ad on manhunt and that he's a top. Better than him being a sloppy bottom like most on that site...
"So son, you like big dick and getting your asshole punished like most gays, doncha?
I'm so glad I came out... I'm just having a great time ruining one ass after another!"
R31, what fantasy world are you living in that dopey college students are considered "extremely accomplished?"
r93, bad choices can follow one around all one's life. We must all live with the consequences of our choices. Most college students, while still learning and growing and figuring out their place in the world (and not yet "accomplished" in the way that future years may bring), never post naked pictures of themselves on the internet, period, let alone on a gay dating site.
Guess it all depends upon what one wants out of life. Choices have consequences.
OP, does your father know what you've seen?
r94, you didn't get r93's point. Or at least you're addressing something that, however true, has nothing to do with what r93 was saying. So I don't understand why you are addressing him in particular.
I am a bit confused (although accustomed to it): would it be preferable to discover on Manhunt that one's father is a bottom?