One that's fat at the head (not to be confused with a symmetrical mushroom head).
Also, I gag if they're too wrinkly, even when flaccid.
Sorry, I enjoy them; but for aesthetics, they'll never win any prizes.
Circumcision of course.
If it winks back.
When it coughs up phlegm.
One covered in genital warts.
ones where the head is so much larger than the shaft it looks like one of those pencils with a koush on the end.
Ones that are shaped odd, like they look like they are sloping forward..ick
Ones with tiny head and a thick shaft...looks like a pinhead.
One with signs indicating that the circumcision was a really, really rough one.
One that's extremely bent, i.e. "how is the bottom gonna enjoy a fuck from that bent thing?"
One that's unusually thin (in girth)
One that appears to have been treated extensively for warts in the past (pale pink-white scars on it)
Variations in color - not from one man to another but on the same dick. The head gets redder, of course....but big variations/spots are not pleasant looking.
And also: I love, love LOVE men of color, but if their cocks are too ashy.....it's just not pretty.
Felix the cat
The wonnerful, wonnerfullest cat
When ever he got in a fix
He reached right into his bag of tricks
Felix the cat
The wonnerful, wonnerfullest cat
You'll laugh so much, your sides will ache your heart'll go pitter pat
Watching Felix, the wonnerful cat
No more ugliness!
I won't take it no more
I want fair, pure love.
If it's big and dangerous looking, "ugliness" falls by the wayside.
Who it's attached to.
Orange dick or reddish pink circumcision scars- usually found on blonds and gingers
Excessive foreskin on uncut cocks
Boomerangitis - it's bendy and pointing at a thigh, the belly, or the floor
Bashful - so much gunt it's peeking at you
Mutilation and disease is all I know about that makes them ugly. The infant male infant mutilation is done to men against their consent, but it amazes me that a grown man will punch holes and put pieces of steel in his dick. I'm such a slut that if one of these tattooed and pierced freaks propositions me, I will propose that we can get naked and look at each other and fondle each other with latex gloves, and jack off together. But that is all that I am going to do with someone that I know is probably infected with STD.
How gays view the vagina?
You find it ugly?
Uncut ones, of course.
I think my penis is ugly as fuck, but guys still love it for some reason! I can draw quite the crowd on cam4.
The weird, leathery, red dangly thing on the head.
why gays avoid to express their opinion about the vagina?
i don't particularly like bald bear stud / porn star jesse jackman's cock. he has got a great body and torso, but his very large and thick cock hangs down at a curved angle, and looks very, very strange.
i also remember seeing a stripper with a cock that really was as thick as a can. it looked absolutely gross. i have no idea if that's just how it was or if he did something stupid to get it to look like that, but it wasn't at all appealing.
Why gays can't speak about the vagina?
Why they avoid to tell what they think of it?
Not a goddamned thing.
"Excessive foreskin on uncut cocks"
Those are my favorite kind.
You are rude guys. Rude.
I thought gays could have class
A fat belly.
dark purple and too big
this is actually a good question. every cock has some redeeming qualities but there is something that makes them ugly, i just can't put my finger on it. wow, maybe it has something to do with proportions, idk. but there are cocks that are ugly but beautiful at the same time. menacing and heavy veined but also smooth, hard and very eager. and then there are some that are just plain ol' uglies. and there are cocks that don't match the character of their owners. like for instance the man is a typical good boy but his cock is obviously a bad boy.
A really tight foreskin that doesn't retract when erect.
Wide flat penises that are usually hooked down. They look like they've been rolled under a rolling pin.
Really small penises.
mushroom head that's too "mushroom"
i have a friend who is a goofy giggly whitey white guy, and he has this enormous black dick. it's the weirdest thing, and in my opinion, very ugly due to the contrast. others love it and call him chocolate bunny
[R8] I have never seen a POC/Black cock that was 'ashy' (though that makes me laugh), but they do look that way AFTER the condom comes off (near the groin, not the tip)
But it's not real 'ash' (i.e., dry skin)
Thanks for the laugh, though!
They're ALL beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love 'em big, or teeniney, in my mouth or in my hiney. Love the cock!
R35 I love you. Hilarious.
Ones that look like a bony old finger
I saw a penis with a really long thin head, it was just gross.
Uncut ones are gorgeous.
Some dicks are so ugly they're hot. Like Barret Long's or Matt Hughes's.
R9, please get professional help. No one gives a shit about Tennessee Tuxedo or Felix. Stop posting those everywhere, troll!
R41 Barrett Long's is beautiful.
R41, Barrett Long? That's some nice penis. I could even forgive the foreskin. I like his Borstal Boy face, too.
I think Barrett's dick is fug, and his balls are scary looking. But somehow that makes it hot.
And the huge loads he spurts....yum.
Being attached to a pre-op with breasts.
To say nothing of the penis having been in the presence of the person who posted R16, R20, R22 and R26.
The fact that it's a cock.
Misery Of the eye and of the heart
When they don't extend from a healthy bush.
Being in the shadow of an outie. Seriously; Michael Kors naked in the sunshine is not a pretty picture.
Little,stubby cocks on overweight bears
Well, I think R53 is right. Curiously, though, I rather like stubby little cocks on good bodies.
Foreskin ... yuk!
Barrett's dick is fine, it's his balls that are nasty.