I'm a man with a gunt

How do I get rid of it? My legs and arms are in good shape, however. I'm in my mid 40s and I look like a lesbian. Please help.

• Surgery.

• no surgery

• How big is your gunt?

• You hide it behind a caftan, silly!

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• Try to get some of Dorothy Zbornak's old outfits.

• I'm the man with a gunt Covering my shit Won't you come and save me, save me?

  Layne%20Staley

• Or, eat less, work out a lot and get the hell off of Datalounge, because typing does not make you sweat out the calories!

• Cut it off with a pair of rusty scissors.

• Tear down that bitch of a bearing gunt....and put a six pack where it OUGHT to be!

  Joan%20Crawford%20Steele

• What is a gunt? I am so out of the loop.

• Where a fat gut and a cunt meet. Usually the upper pubic area above one's genitalia.

• You'll need to ask Pat Robertson

• Well, you let yourself get that way! 40s is not so old that you can use your age for an excuse. Go to a gym, eat less and do some crunches at home! It's your body, you own it and its you responsibility to maintain it.

  Nancy%20Snodgrass

• Exactly how BIG is this gunt of yours? When was the last time you saw your penis? Your feet? Size matters here as you may be beyond our help.

• I look pregnant, R14. I have to lift my gunt like its a coiled fire hose in order to wash myself.

  OP

• Ew is that that pudge around the pelvis? That's gross (no disrespect intended). Umm..just try to lose weight. Core work would do well there. Kicking I've found works really great, better than sit ups. They have a video called Hapkido Essentials on amazon prime that would help you lose that. 20 minutes to HIIT cardio (30 secs high intensity, 60 seconds mid level) it works better than doing an hour the regular way. Eat one small meal earlier on and one bigger meal in the evening, fast in the middle.

• It's not a gunt, OP. You're not a woe-man. you're a guy. So it's a pelly. A penised-person's belly.